Spliced theme song

The Spliced theme song is played in every episode's title sequence. It was composed by Blair Packham.

Brazilian Portuguese
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Dutch
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English
On a tiny little island in the ocean called Pacific There's a mixed-up group of creatures that are really quite horrific Stitched together with whatever that was found or could be grabbed Reinvented in the bowels of a lab
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Spliced! They have all been spliced Half-baked and diced And regurgitated

By some crazy doctor (Spliced!) Who with vamoose And now you'll pay the price They have all

Bits of hippo, chunks of llama Swap the hind legs for an udder Splice a parakeet with donkey feet And season it with butter

It's no ordinary island Do we have to say it twice? It's no ordinary island 'cuz it's Spliced! (x3)

French
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Hebrew
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Korean
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Latin American Spanish
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Swedish
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Missing versions

 * Danish
 * Norwegian