Stayed Gone (Hazbin Hotel)

"Stayed Gone" is a song in the 2024 American show, Hazbin Hotel.

Written by Sam Haft and Andrew Underberg.

English



 * Singers: Christian Borle, Amir Talai, Joel Perez

Vox: Welcome home I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone Say hello to a new status quo Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn Turn the TV on!

Welcome to the show Talk of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program!

So, The Radio Demon's back in town Why's he hangin' around? What does that mean for your family?

Well, handily, I've got good news He's a loser, a fossil And, I don't mean to sound hostile, But, the demon is a coward!

You can take that as gospel Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible

Stop giving him the time of day, Don't listen to a word he'd say I hope he had a nice vacay But, he should've stayed away!

While he hid in radio We pivoted to video Now, his medium is getting bloody rare

Hell's been better since he split Where's he been? Who gives a shit!

Alastor: Salutations! Good to be back on the air Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast Sinners rejoice! (Vox: What a dated voice!) Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast (Vox: C'mon!)

Is Vox insecure, pursuing alure? Between this spat and that, Has that been working? (Vox: Ignore his chirping!)

Everyday, he's got a new format (Vox: You're looking at the future! He's the shit that comes before that!)

Is Vox as strong as he rapports? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees (Vox: Oh, please!)

And here's the sugar on the cream He asked me to join his team! (Vox: Hold on!) I said "No", and now he's pissy, that's the tea!

Vox: You old-timey prick, I'll show you suffering! (Alastor: Aww, the TV is buffering) I'll destroy you! (Alastor: I'm afraid you've lost your signal)

Alastor: Let's begin... I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stay gone, tune on in

When I'm done Your status quo will know its race is run All this will be fun Hmhmhmhmhmhm...hahahahahahaha!

Canadian French



 * Singers: TBA, Renaud Paradis, Kevin Houle

European French



 * Singers: Arnaud Léonard, Maxime Hoareau, Pierre Tessier

German

 * Singers: TBA, Simon Jäger

Hindi



 * Singers: TBA, Sahil Vaid

Italian



 * Singers: Oreste Baldini, Nanni Baldini

Japanese



 * Singers: TBA, Setsuji Satō

Brazilian Portuguese



 * Singers: TBA

Latin American Spanish



 * Singers: Matías Fajardo, Pedro Puga

European Spanish



 * Singers: TBA

Thai



 * Singers: TBA

Turkish



 * Singers: Onur Kırış, Arda Tümer