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"This Grill Is Not a Home" is a song sung by SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in the episode "Welcome to the Chum Bucket." It was written by Eban Schletter and Paul Tibbit.

English



 * Singers: Tom Kenny (SpongeBob) and Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs)

A stove is a stove, no matter where you go. A patty is a patty, that's what I say.

A grill is a grill, this is surely so. And fries should be fries either way!

But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know... I would trade it all away if you'd come back to stay...

This kitchen's not the same without you! It's just a greasy spoon, Just a greasy spoon, Without you...

Arabic



 * Singers: Khaled Essawy (SpongeBob) and Diaa Abdel Khalek (Mr. Krabs)

Bulgarian (dub)



 * Singers: Tsanko Tasev (SpongeBob) and ? (Mr. Krabs)

Bulgarian (voice-over)



 * Singers: Zdravko Metodiev (SpongeBob) and Dimitur Ivanchev (Mr. Krabs)

Croatian (Project 6)



 * Singers: Ronald Žlabur (SpongeBob) and Robert Ugrina (Mr. Krabs)

Peć je, samo peć, i s njom je barem lako. A burger, je samo burger, to zna svako.

Roštilj tek je roštilj, njemu dušu dajem ja. I ranu i kumpire bacan ća...

Al' ovaj roštilj nije dom, to sad kažem snagom svom... Kume ovo je tvoj dom, sad te zovem snagom svom...

I ništa nije isto bez tebe! To više nije to... Više nije to... Bez tebe...

Croatian (VSI-NET)



 * Singers: Daniel Dizdar (SpongeBob) and Robert Bošković (Mr. Krabs)

Czech



 * Singers: Jan Maxián (SpongeBob) and Bedřich Šetena (Mr. Krabs)

Danish



 * Singers: Jens Jacob Tychsen (SpongeBob) and Nis Bank-Mikkelsen (Mr. Krabs)

Dutch



 * Singers: Lex Passchier (SpongeBob) and Sander de Heer (Mr. Krabs)

Estonian (TV3)



 * Reader: Ardo Ran Varres

Finnish



 * Singers: Antti L. J. Pääkkönen (SpongeBob) and Rauno Ahonen (Mr. Krabs)

French



 * Singers: Sébastien Desjours (SpongeBob) and Michel Bedetti (Mr. Krabs)

Une spatule est une spatule, peu import où vous êtes. Un pâté reste un pâté, e'est ce que j'me dis.

Un grill est un grill, même chez quelqu'un d'autre. Les frites restent des frites, même brûlées!

Mais fourneau n'est pas le mien. Cette cuisine n'est pas la mienne... Je donnerai tout, même une seule pièce, si tu pouvais me revenir...

Cet endroit n'est plus le même depuis que tu es parti! Tu me manques... Je ne peux pas vivre... Sans toi... Sans toi...

German

 * Singers: Santiago Ziesmer (SpongeBob) and Jürgen Kluckert (Mr. Krabs)

Ein Herd ist ein Herd, egal, wo er auch steht. Und Burger bleibt Burger, wie man's auch sieht.

Ein Grill ist ein Grill, wohin man auch geht. Und Fritten bleiben Fritten, wie ihr seht.

Doch dieser Grill ist kein Zuhaus', und mein Herd sieht anders aus... Alles gäbe ich dafür, wärst du nur wieder hier...

Diese Küche ist so leer; und einsam! Ist nur ein öder Fleck... nur ein öder Fleck... Und einsam...

Greek



 * Singers: Spyros Zoupanos (SpongeBob) and Nikos Kyriakides (Mr. Krabs)

Hebrew



 * Singers: Ido Mosseri (SpongeBob) and Ami Mandelman (Mr. Krabs)

Hungarian



 * Singers: Péter Minárovits (SpongeBob) and István Úri (Mr. Krabs)

Icelandic



 * Singers: Sigurður Sigurjónsson (SpongeBob) and Jakob Þór Einarsson (Mr. Krabs)

Japanese



 * Singers: Hiroyuki Tsuru (SpongeBob) and Keijin Okuda (Mr. Krabs)

Lithuanian (Iyuno)



 * Reader: Aleksas Kazanavičius

Mandarin (China)



 * Singers: Chen Hao (SpongeBob) and Bai Tao (Mr. Krabs)

Macedonian (MRT 1)



 * Singers: Sonja Stamboldzioska (SpongeBob) and Miki Ancevski (Mr. Krabs)

Māori



 * Singers: Tiare Tāwera (SpongeBob) and Puka Moeau (Mr. Krabs)

Polish

 * Singers: Jacek Kopczyński (SpongeBob) and Mirosław Zbrojewicz (Mr. Krabs)

Bo piec to jest piec, nie spieram o to się. A burger to jest burger, tak twierdzić śmiem.

Bo grill to jest grill, tak na pewno jest. A frytka bywa frytką, ale nie ta.

Lecz to miejsce to nie dom, to nie piecyk, który znam... Wszystko to bym oddać mógł, byś wrócił do mnie tu...

Swej kuchni nie poznaję bez ciebie! To tylko brudny gar... To tylko brudny gar... Bez ciebie...

Portuguese (Brazil)

 * Singers: Wendel Bezerra (SpongeBob) and Felipe Di Nardo (Mr. Krabs)

Um fogão é um fogão, você querendo ou não. Um hambúrguer é um hambúrguer, não vou negar.

Um chapa é um chapa, sem nenhuma discusão. E fritas serão fritas, em qualquer lugar!

Mas pra encher meu coração, só minha chapa e meu fogão... Eu daria o céu e o mar, para te ver retornar...

Sem você essa cozinha é um lixo! A cozinha quer te ver logo... A cozinha quer te ver logo... Voltando...

Portuguese (Portugal, Pim Pam Pum)

 * Singers: Pedro Cardoso (SpongeBob) and João Araújo (Mr. Krabs)

Um fogão é um fogão, em qualquer lugar. Um hambúrguer é um hambúrguer, sim isso eu sei.

Um grelhador é um grelhador, não há que duvidar. E a batata frita é sempre a mesma.

Mas este grelhador, já não é o mesmo não... Eu mando fora agora, se isso te fizer voltar...

Sem ti esta cozinha não é a mesma! É só um monte de... Um monte de gordura... Sem ti...

Romanian

 * Singers: Bogdan Olaru (SpongeBob) and Marius Săvescu (Mr. Krabs)

Un aragaz e la fel, oriunde te-ai duce. Un burger e un burger, eu așa zic.

Un grill e tot un grill, cu siguranță. Și carotfii prăjiți, sunt oricum la fel.

Dar grill-ul ăsta nu-i acasă, și ăsta nu-i aragazul pe care-l cunosc... Le-aș da pe toate, dacă te-ai întoarce definitiv la mine...

Bucătăria asta nu e la fel... fără tine! E doar o tigaie cu untură... Fără tine! Doar o tigaie cu untură... Fără tine! Mmmm...

Russian

 * Singers: Sergey Balabanov (SpongeBob) and Aleksandr Hotchenkov (Mr. Krabs)

Плита как плита, но скучно мне, поверь. На кухне я остался один теперь.

И гриль просто гриль, что я пристал к нему. Придется печь и жарить мне одному!

Этот гриль такой чужой, Также плохо и с плитой... Всё изменится, когда ты вновь придешь сюда...

Ведь кухня без тебя совсем не та! Исчезли в ней... Исчезли в ней... Душаа и доброта...

Serbian (B92)



 * Singer: Vladislava Đorđević (SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs)

Šporet je šporet, to kaže ceo svet. Pljeska je pljeska, bila nam je svetska.

Rerna je rerna, uvek mi je verna. Pomfrit je pomfrit, al bio nam je hit!

Ali šporet nije dom, šporet koji znam... U džepu mi je lom, sada kad sam sam...

Kujna nije kao pre bez tebe! Samo nasma fleka je... Samo nasma fleka je... Bez tebe...

Slovene (VSI-NET)



 * Singers: Alex Volasko (SpongeBob) and Primož Ranik (Mr. Krabs)

Spanish (Latin America)



 * Singers: Luis Carreño (SpongeBob) and Luis Pérez Pons (Mr. Krabs)

Una estufa es una estufa, No importa donde estés. Cangreburger es cangreburger, es lo que dijo yo.

La plancha es una plancha, lo puedo asegurar. Las papas deben freírse con pasión.

Pero esta plancha no es un hogar, no me puedo acostumbrar... Yo estaría mucho mejor, si él regresara aquí...

¡La cocina no es igual sin ti! Es solo una plancha... Sin ti...

Spanish (Spain)



 * Singers: Alex Saudinós (SpongeBob) and Luis Grandío (Mr. Krabs)

Una cocina es, no importa donde estés. Una hamburguesa es como lo ves.

Un grill es un grill, es lo único que sé. Patatas son patatas, ya lo ves.

Está cocina es mi hogar, pero ya no es la que fue... Y no hay nada bajo el mar que se puede comparar...

¡Y solos nos quedamos y temas! Esta es el fin... Esta es el fin... Si temas...

Swedish



 * Singers: Kim Sulocki (SpongeBob) and Tommy Blom (Mr. Krabs)

Thai



 * Singers: Khun Pasin Chantarathimha (SpongeBob) and ? (Mr. Krabs)

Tibetan


This dub uses a completely different instrumental from the original version.

Ukrainian (dub)

 * Singers: Pavlo Skorokhodʹko (SpongeBob) and Andriy Tverdak (Mr. Krabs)

Плита, як плита, але все не до ладу. На кухні я сам, тепер таке життя.

І гриль, просто гриль. Та думок я не складу. Нині сам я печу, на душі каяття!

Та цей гриль чужий до болю, був я вдома за плитою... Усе б віддав, тільки б знов працювати з тобою...

І кухня геть не та, без тебе! Самота бере за душу... Самота бере за душу... Без тебе...

Ukrainian (voice-over, STB)



 * Singers: Oleksandr Chmykhalov (SpongeBob) and Yaroslav Chornen'kyi (Mr. Krabs)

Missing versions

 * There are a few versions of this song that have not surfaced anywhere online. They cannot be added anywhere on this page until either the audio or the lyrics are provided.
 * Armenian (dub)
 * Armenian (voice-over)
 * Azerbaijani (ARB)
 * Bengali
 * Estonian (Nickelodeon)
 * Georgian (Poti.ge and Rustavi 2)
 * Hindi
 * Irish
 * Kannada
 * Kazakh (KTK and Kazakhfilm)
 * Latvian (Nickelodeon and TV3)
 * Lithuanian (LNK and Nickelodeon)
 * Malayalam
 * Mongolian (NTV and Olloo TV)
 * Norwegian (Sun Studio Norge)
 * Polish (voice-over)
 * Portuguese (Portugal, Graficine)
 * Russian (voice-over)
 * Serbian (Gold Digi Net)
 * Slovak
 * Tamil (Chutti TV and Nickelodeon)
 * Telugu (Kushi TV and Nickelodeon)
 * Ukrainian (voice-over, Новий канал)


 * The song is undubbed from the original English version in the Albanian, Cantonese, Indonesian (GTV and Lativi), Korean (EBS and Nickelodeon), Malay, and Taiwanese Mandarin (YoYo TV) dubs.
 * An instrumental version was used in the Central Kurdish (Kurdsat and Pêlistank TV (redub)) version
 * This song was cut in the Italian and Persian (Parsians Studios in Mashhad) dub.
 * The status of the Central Kurdish (Zaro TV), Macedonian (A1), Mongolian (TMTV), Persian (IRIB), Sinhala, Slovene (TV3), and Vietnamese (voice-over) dubs remains unknown.