Le miroir ne ment jamais (Donkey Kong)

"Le miroir ne ment jamais" (English: "The mirror never lies") is a song from the 1997 television series Donkey Kong. It is the first song of the episode titled "Amnésie" (English: "Amnesia").

After hitting his head and forgetting who he is, Donkey Kong seeks help from Kaptain Scurvy, to which the latter lies to him that he is "Donkey Kroc", one of his pirate members.

Donkey Kong, still not convinced and unsure if he was a reptile despite looking like a primate, Scurvy pulls out a wooden frame and repeats DK's movements to pretend to be his reflection.

French



 * Singers: unknown (Kaptain Scurvy) and Franck Capillery (Donkey Kong)

Arr! Tu le sais, Regarde dans le miroir il ment jamais Tu es un pirate Tu le vois bien regarde tes traits Ta vie c'est piller, voler C'est excitent--- Ton image reflète l'histoire d'un méchant pirate en pleine gloire Regarde tes traits (Arrr) Le miroir ne ment jamais (Arrr) Que m'arrive-t'il? C'est pas dans mon esprit Mais j'étais habile Je sautais de branche en branche Mais aujourd'hui, J'ai la peau dure, les yeux qui fuient Suis-je un reptile? Mon image reflète l'histoire d'un méchant pirate en pleine gloire Regarde tes traits Le miroir ne ment jamais Ton/Mon image reflète l'histoire d'un méchant pirate en pleine gloire Regarde tes/mes traits (Arr) Le miroir ne ment jamais Le miroir ne ment jamais
 * -|Lyrics=

Arr! You know, look in the mirror he never lies you are a pirate You see it well, look at your features Your life is to plunder, to steal It's exciting--- Your image reflects the story of an evil pirate in full glory Look at your features (Arrr) The mirror never lies (Arrr) What's happening to me? It's not on my mind But I was clever I was jumping from branch to branch But today, I have rough skin, leaky eyes Am I a reptile? My image reflects the story of an evil pirate in full glory Look at your face, the mirror never lies Your/My image reflects the story of an evil pirate in full glory Look at your/my features (Arr) The mirror never lies The mirror never lies
 * -|Translation=

Basque



 * Singers: unknown

Danish



 * Singers: Lars Thiesgaard (Kaptain Scurvy) and Peter Secher Schmidt (Donkey Kong)

English



 * Singers: Ron Rubin (Kaptain Scurvy) and Sterling Jarvis (Donkey Kong)

Arr! Feast your eyes, look into the mirror, arr, it never lies You're a pirate Can't you see that this is no disguise? You live to loot and pillage Maim and terrorize Your reflection tells a story of a pirate's life of glory Trust your eyes (Arrr) The mirror never lies (Arrr) How can this be? I faintly recall Swinging tree to tree Now I see a pirate That's in front of me With slimy skin, and beady eyes What a surprise The reflection tells a story of a pirate's life of glory Trust my eye The mirror never lies The reflection tells a story of a pirate's life of glory Trust your eye (Arr) The mirror never lies A mirror never lies
 * -|Lyrics=

Spanish (Latin America)



 * Singers: Francisco Colmenero (Kaptain Scurvy) and Rubén Cerda (Donkey Kong)

Missing versions

 * The Japanese dub cuts this song, due to time constraints.
 * The Sinhala, European Spanish and Thai dubs leave all songs, including this one, in English.
 * The episode Amnésie was not dubbed in German, Greek or Slovak due to the fact the first season was not dubbed in those languages.
 * The Cantonese, Czech, Dutch, Filipino, Finnish, Hindi, Hungarian, Icelandic, Indonesian, Italian, Korean, Norwegian, Polish voice-over, Polish dub, Brazilian Portuguese, European Portuguese, Swedish and Valencian versions of the song have not yet surfaced online.