The Day After Judgement Day (Bob's Burgers)

The Day After Judgment Day is a song from Bob's Burgers, appearing in Season 12 Episode 22. In the song Tina talks about her plan to destroy her school's newsroom touchscreen, as Tammy and Jocelyn use it for a segment where they make fun of her and her friends, while also talking about how the situation makes her feel, all while her family tries to talk her out of it.

English

 * Singers: Dan Mintz (Tina), John Roberts (Linda), H. Jon Benjamin (Bob), Kristen Schaal (Louise), Eugene Mirman (Gene), Robert Smigel (Yuli)

I bought myself a horse shirt. Thought it was pretty cool. I was flying high the day that I Walked into the school. I felt like I was winning Kicking fashion into high gear. But then look who's on the news And they're calling my stuff weird. They think that they can get away With filling us with doubt But now there's just one thing to do; It's time to hammer this out.

Picture a world Where everyone's nice and happy Doing our own thing Without being made to feel crappy. And no one says mean things to us Making us feel like failures. And for some reason Tammy and Jocelyn Are banished to Australia.

All we need to be free Is to destroy a little property And then they'll say It's the day after judgement day.

Tina, sweetie Even though I'm proud of you for trying to rebel, Picture a world Where you get super expelled

Yeah, Tina we were kinda hoping That someday you would graduate.

Or maybe don't even listen to them And everything you're doing is great!

Sorry, but I gotta pee

This JPEG is amazing!

Picture a world (You're plan's not great) Where we're never scared to be ourselves again (We both agree.) Picture a world (Maybe something less hammer-y) Where saying mean stuff gets you locked up In the pen

And we're holding hands and laughing And we're standing in the sunshine And Tammy and Jocelyn are working hard labor In an Australian coal mine

Don't do this, please.

All we need to be free (Leave it alone) (Or don't) Is to destroy a little property (La - la - la - la - la) (Just walk away) And then they'll say (Or not) ('Cause, no offense) It's the day after judgment day (Your plan's not so great)

It's really great

It's not so great

German

 * Singers: Jonas Minthe (Tina), Sascha Draeger (Linda), Konstantin Graudus (Bob), Tanya Kahana (Louise), Jesse Grimm (Gene), Tim Grobe (Yuli)

Spanish (Latin America)

 * Singers: Santiago Florentín (Tina), Pablo Gandolfo (Linda), René Sagastume (Bob), Agostina Longo (Louise), Jorge Riveros (Gene), Ricardo Alanís (Yuli)

Llevé una camiseta, que era súper cool Me sentía genial, tan especial, con mi nuevo look Estaba orgullosa, porque todo siempre yo doy Me sorprendió, que no gustó y ahora yo la rara soy
 * -|Lyrics =

Y quien se crea superior verá la realidad Les comunico que llegó la hora de la verdad

Yo quiero ver un mundo feliz y amable Lleno de valor, sin personas desagradables

Que nadie me critique más Odio sentirme extraña Y saber que ya Tammy y Jocelyn estudian en Australia

Me voy a liberar Porque el sistema debo derribar Y así señor, este mundo será mejor

Tina, cariño Orgullosa estoy de ti por ser rebelde hoy Muy claro está, tu futuro es la expulsión

Si, Tina debes olvidarlo Graduarse es lo principal

Hermana tu sigue hasta el final ¡Pues lo que estás haciendo es genial!

Pronto al baño debo ir

¡Que foto increíble!

Yo quiero ver (Tu plan hoy no va a funcionar) Que la gente ya no tema ser quién es Yo quiero ver (El martillo debes olvidar) En una prisión a alguien que se crea juez

Y jugamos todos juntos, bajo el sol sin amarguras Y Tammy y Jocelyn trabajan sin pausa en una mina oscura

No, por favor

Me voy a liberar (Olvídalo) (O no) Porque el sistema debo derribar (Ya déjalo) (O no) (La - la - la - la - la) Y así señor, este mundo será mejor (Porque tu plan, no es tan genial)

Un plan genial

¡Que no es genial!

I wore a t-shirt, which was super cool I felt great, so special, with my new look I was proud, because I always give my everything I was surprised, that it wasn't liked and now I'm the weird one
 * -|Translation =

And whoever believes they are superior will see reality I inform you that the moment of truth has arrived

I want to see a happy and kind world Full of value, no nasty people

Nobody criticize me anymore I hate feeling strange And knowing that Tammy and Jocelyn are already studying in Australia

I'm going to free myself 'Cause the system I must tear down And so sir, this world will be better

Tina, honey I'm proud of you for being a rebel today It is very clear, your future is expulsion

Yes, Tina you must forget it Graduating is the main thing

Sister you follow until the end Well what you are doing is great!

I have to go to the bathroom soon

What an amazing picture!

I want to see (Your plan today will not work) That people no longer fear being who they are I want to see (The hammer you must forget) In a prison someone who believes they are a judge

And we all play together, under the sun without bitterness And Tammy and Jocelyn work tirelessly in a dark mine

No, please

I'm going to free myself (Forget it) (Or not) 'Cause the system I must tear down (Leave it) (Or not) (La la la la la la) And so sir, this world will be better (Because your plan, it's not that great)

A great plan

Which is not great!

Missing versions
The following dubs left the song undubbed from the original English version:
 * French
 * Hungarian
 * Italian
 * Polish
 * Portuguese (Brazil)
 * Spanish (Spain)
 * Turkish

The following dubs didn't cover season 12:
 * Czech (AVF Studio Zero)
 * Czech (DW Agentura)
 * Latvian
 * Lithuanian
 * Persian
 * Russian
 * Ukrainian (1+1)
 * Ukrainian (RUMusic)
 * Ukrainian (QTV)