The Histeria! March (Histeria!)

'''The Histeria! March' is the second theme song of Histeria!''. It was based on the Manhattan Beach March by John Philip Sousa, with lyrics by Tom Ruegger.

English


Now's the time to watch Histeria Just like people in Bulgaria It's a show that's beyond compare-ia Comedy, history, with imbecility (Duh!)

Here's Father Time, no one's hairier Big Fat Baby's smell, might scare ya Loud Kiddington's yell, will bury ya Have a blast, in the past With our screwy cast!

Meet Pepper, Charity, Aka and Toast And Miss Info (Hello!) and here's Froggo (Hello.) World's Oldest Woman chases the host On Histeria in stereo

Through time and space our crew is gonna race History we chase while smashing jokes and laughs right in your face Through centuries we'll meet celebrities We pay them hefty fees to join our showcase

From Sumeria to Siberia We will carry ya if necessary-a Just to share-ia a crazy area Of antiquaria on Histeria

We swear-ia, and declaria Extrordinaria, is Histeria So preparia for hilaria We dare ya to watch Histeria

Spanish (Latin America)



 * Singers: Carmen Olarte, Elena Prieto, Juan Carlos Vázquez (Loud Kiddington)