We Are in Love (The Looney Tunes Show)

We Are in Love is a song from The Looney Tunes Show, it is an extra Merrie Melodies segment in the season 1 episode Peel of Fortune.

The song is about Lola Bunny expressing how in love she is with Bugs Bunny and talking about the two of them as a couple, while Bugs refuses saying they're not and trying to escape from her, while she chases and harasses him wherever he goes.

English

 * Singers: Jeff Bergman (Bugs Bunny) and Kristen Wiig (Lola Bunny)

Been thinking for a while and there's something I gotta tell you (Ehh, I'm kinda busy) Been thinking that our love for each other has grown so very strong (Love? Wait...) It's plain to see we're building our worlds together (Uhh, back up for a minute) I'm looking in your eyes right now and I can tell you feel the same (You're choking me!)

(We are in love) I am so in love today (We are in love) I think I'm gonna run away (We are in love) Did you tap my phone lines? (We are in love) Yes, I tapped your phone lines

I won't lie, you're a very pretty lady (Thank you!) But you're crazy, crazy, crazy. You make me want to move to Bolivia (Oh, I'll go with you!) You know I'm thinking I should get a restraining order (Those are so hard to enforce) Cause your car was parked outside my house, every night this week (Your neighbors are sweet!) You're the reason that I have to keep my shades drawn. (I'll watch you through the chimney!) I've installed an alarm system, with motion beam detectors (I have the code)

(We are in love) Give me just five minutes (We are in love) I think that was five minutes (We are in love) Did you just move in with me? (We are in love) Yes, I just moved in with you (We are in love) No, we're not!

That was our first love song! Ugh!

Bulgarian

 * Singers: (Bugs Bunny) and  (Lola Bunny)

Почакай ме за миг, искам да ти кажа нещо: (Ееее, малко съм зает!) Не виждаш ли как нашата любов огнено искри? (Любов? Чакай!) Отдавна с теб се движим в една посока! (Ееее, един момент, моля!) В очите ти се вглеждам аз, и разбирам, че си мой. (Задушаваш ме!)
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(Влюбени сме!) В теб съм лудо влюбена! (Влюбени сме!) Ще бягам или загубен съм? (Влюбени сме!) Пак ли се обаждаш? (Влюбени сме!) Пак ти се обаждам!

Знаеш ли? Ти си толкова красива. (Много мило!) Но пък толкова си луда, че по-добре да бягам на край света. (И аз идвам!) Нащрек съм винаги, защото ме преследваш. (И как ще го докажеш?) Обикаляш моя дом безспир, кога изобщо спиш? (Сладки съседи!) Крия се зад прозорци и завеси. (Ще те гледам през комина!) Пускам си алармата и все стоя на тъмно. (Аз имам кода!)

(Влюбени сме!) Дай ми миг почивка! (Влюбени сме!) Имаш само пет минути. (Влюбени сме!) Ето, заковах със чук! (Влюбени сме!) Мисля да остана тук. (Влюбени сме!) Не, не сме!

Първата ни любовна песен! Ееех!

Wait a minute, I want to tell you something: (Eh, I'm a little busy!) Don't you see how our love sparks like fire? (Love? Wait!) You and I have been moving in the same direction for a long time! (Er, one moment please!) I look into your eyes, and I understand that you are mine! (You're suffocating me!)
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(We're in love!) I'm madly in love with you! (We're in love!) I'm going to run or I'm lost? (We're in love!) Are you calling again? (We're in love!) I'm calling you again!

Do you know? You're so beautiful. (Very kind!) But you're so crazy that I'd better run to the end of the earth. (I'm coming too!) I'm always on the alert because you're after me. (And how are you going to prove it?) You walk around my house non-stop, when do you even sleep? (Sweet neighbors!) I hide behind windows and curtains. (I'll be watching you through the chimney!) I set my alarm and I'm still standing in the dark. (I have the code!)

(We're in love!) Give me a break for a moment! (We're in love!) You only have five minutes. (We're in love!) Here, I nailed with a hammer! (We're in love!) I think I'll stay here. (We're in love!) No, we're not!

Our first love song! Eeeh!

Cantonese

 * Singers: ?

Danish

 * Singers: Dennis Otto Hansen (Bugs Bunny) and Thea Iven Ulstrup (Lola Bunny)

Dutch

 * Singers: ?

ik wil het jou al een tijdje zeggen (nee, ik weet nogal druk niet) de liefde tussen ons die groeit dat maakt me, oh, so blij (liefde? wat?!) is goed te zien wij horen echt samen (uh, even een minuut, hè?) ik zie het in je ogen, ja, je voelt zoveel voor mij (ik krijg geen lucht meer!)
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(wij zijn verliefd) ik ben zo verliefd op jou (wij zijn verliefd) ik moet nu echt weg en heel gauw (wij zijn verliefd) ik moet echt even bellen (wij zijn verliefd) wat wil je me vertellen

ik zeg het maar jij bent een mooie dame (dank je!) maar je bent zo gek als een deur, verhuist nog liever naar Bolivia (ik ga met je mee!) ik denk dat jij een straatverbod moet krijgen (oh die zijn moeilijk te verkrijgen) want je auto staat steeds voor mijn huis en je rent me achterna (jou buren zijn lief) door jou moet het rolgordijn steeds naar beneden (ik bekijk je door de schoorsteen!) het is nu tijd voor een alarm met bewegingsdetectoren (ik heb de koden)

(wij zijn verliefd) geef me vijf minuten (wij zijn verliefd) dat was vijf minuten (wij zijn verliefd) hey, woon jij nu in mijn huis? (wij zijn verliefd) ja, ik voel me helemaal thuis (wij zijn verliefd) nee, echt niet!

dat was ons eerste liefdeslied! agh!

Finnish

 * Singers: Antti Pääkkönen (Bugs Bunny) and ? (Lola Bunny)

French

 * Singers: Gérard Surugue (Bugs Bunny), Magali Bonfils (Lola Bunny, singing) and Odile Schmitt (Lola Bunny, speaking)

Je voudrais te parler d'une chose qui me trotte dans la tête (Euh j'suis un peu occupé là) J'ai remarqué que notre amour était plus fort jours après jours (Notre amour?) Il faut se l'avouer, on est si bien ensemble (Euh, recule-toi un p'tit peu...) Je vois bien au fond de tes yeux que tu es tombé amoureux (Tu m'étouffes!)
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(On est amoureux!) C'est fou c'que je peux t'aimer (On est amoureux!) Je f'rais mieux de m'en aller! (On est amoureux!) Je rêve ou tu m'espionnes (On est amoureux!) Tu n'rêves pas je t'espionne

Je l'avoue tu es une très jolie jeune fille (Merci beaucoup!) Mais ta folie me donne envie de déménager en Bolivie (D'accord, j't'accompagne!) J'ai envie de demander une mesure d'éloignement (Très difficile à appliquer) Tu es tous les soirs dans ta voiture garé devant chez moi (Tes voisins sont charmants!) A cause de toi je suis obligé de baisser mes stores (Je passerais par la cheminée!) D'installer un système d'alarme avec détecteur de mouvements (J'ai le code)

(On est amoureux!) Laisse-moi seul 5 minutes (On est amoureux!) Je crois qu'ça fait 5 minutes (On est amoureux!) Tu t'es installée chez moi (On est amoureux!) Je m'suis installée chez toi! (On est amoureux!) Surement pas!

C'était notre première chanson d'amour! Ugh! I want to talk to you about something that's been on my mind. (Uh, I'm a little busy here) I noticed that our love was stronger day by day (Our love?) We have to admit it, we are so good together (Uh, step back a little bit...) I can see deep in your eyes that you fell in love (You're suffocating me!)
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(We're in love!) It's crazy how I can love you (We're in love!) I'd better go! (We're in love!) I dream or you spy on me (We're in love!) You're not dreaming I'm spying on you

I confess you are a very pretty young girl (Thanks very much!) But your madness makes me want to move to Bolivia (Alright, I'll go with you!) I want to request a distancing measure (Very difficult to apply) You are every night in your car parked in front of my house (Your neighbors are lovely!) Because of you I have to lower my blinds (I would go through the chimney!) Install an alarm system with motion detector (I have the code)

(We're in love!) Leave me alone for 5 minutes (We're in love!) I think it's been 5 minutes (We're in love!) You moved in with me (We're in love!) I moved in with you! (We're in love!) Surely not!

It was our first love song! Ugh!

German

 * Singers: Sven Plate (Bugs Bunny) and Ilona Otto (Lola Bunny)

Ich muss dir was erklärn, daran denk ich die ganze Zeit nur (Ich bin beschäftigt) Ich muss erkennen, unsre Liebe wird stärker Tag für Tag (Liebe? Stop!) Mein Gott, wie unsre Welten perfekt verschmelzen (Was hast du gesagt?) Ich seh in deine Augen und merke, du fühlst genau wie ich (Du erwürgst mich) (Wir sind verliebt) Ich bin so verliebt in dich (Wir sind verliebt) Ich glaube, ich verdrücke mich (Wir sind verliebt) Bleib mir aus dem Handy (Wir sind verliebt) Ich kontrollier dein Handy Du bist wirklich ein süßes, hübsches Mädchen (Findest du?) Aber nervig und verrückt, ich wandere lieber aus nach Bolivien (Da komm ich mit) Ich brauch gegen dich eine einstweilige Verfügung (Wird schwer zu kriegen sein) Diese Woche hast du jede Nacht vor meinem Haus geparkt (Deine Nachbarn sind nett) Wegen dir sind die Rollos bei mir geschlossen (Ich seh dich durch den Kamin) Ich hab jetzt ein Alarmsystem mit elf Bewegungsmeldern (Ich hab den Code!) (Wir sind verliebt) Gib mir fünf Minuten (Wir sind verliebt) Das waren fünf Minuten (Wir sind verliebt) Bist du bei mir eingezogen? (Wir sind verliebt) Ja, ich bin zu dir gezogen (Wir sind verliebt) Gar nicht wahr!
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Das war unser erstes liebeslied! Ugh! I have to explain something to you, it's just on my mind all the time (I'm busy) I must realize our love grows stronger day by day (Love? Stop!) My god, how our worlds merge perfectly (What did you say?) I look into your eyes and realize you feel just like me (You choke me) (We are in love) I'm so in love with you (We are in love) I think I'm slipping away (We are in love) Stay out of my phone (We are in love) I check your cell phone You really are a sweet pretty girl (Do you think so?) But annoying and crazy, I'd rather emigrate to Bolivia (I'll come with you) I need a restraining order against you (Will be hard to get) You've parked in front of my house every night this week (Your neighbors are nice) My blinds are closed because of you (I see you through the fireplace) I now have an alarm system with eleven motion detectors (I have the code!) (We are in love) Give me five minutes (We are in love) That was five minutes (We are in love) Did you move in with me? (We are in love) Yes I moved to you (We are in love) Not true!
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That was our first love song! Ugh!

Greek

 * Singers: Spyros Bibilas (Bugs Bunny) and Tania Palaiologou (Lola Bunny)

Hebrew

 * Singers: Saar Badishi (Bugs Bunny) and (Lola Bunny)


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I thought to myself, I want to tell you something (I'm pretty busy here) Our love came much stronger lately (Love? Wait...) [I'm] waiting to see [us] building our life together (Stop just for a moment...) Looking at your eyes knowing that you feel the same. (You're choking me) (We're in love) [I'm] in love all-day (We're in love) I think I'll run away today (We're in love) You wired my phone (We're in love) Hey, I wired the phone I won't lie, You're a very pretty woman (Thank you) But you're not normal I want to run away to bolivia (I'll come with you) I think [I] need to get a restraining order (It's very hard to enforce) Because you park outside my house every day and every night (Your neighbors are sweet) Because of you, I close my curtains (I'll watch you from the chimney) I installed an alarm with special special sensors (I know the code) (We're in love) Give me just five minutes (We're in love) I think 5 minutes passed (We're in love) You moved in with me (We're in love) Yes, I moved in with you (We're in love) No, Not at all! That was our first love song OUGH! [OOF!]
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Hungarian

 * Singers: Barát Attila (Bugs Bunny) and Pikali Gerda (Lola Bunny)

Ez gyönyörű szép nap, elmondom hát végre! (Most nem érek rá) Hogy amit érzek, amikor nézlek az napról napra tör (Érzel, mi?) Látom rajtad hogy neked is jó ha láthatsz (Eh, kérlek most ne) A szemem nézd, ne mondd hogy félsz, gyere csókolj meg előbb! (Miről beszélsz?)
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(Szerelmes pár!) Másra nézni nem tudok! (Szerelmes pár!) Én azt hiszem most elfutok! (Szerelmes pár!) Lehallgat, majd, érzem... (Szerelmes pár!) Hallgatlak, már, édesem!

Látom én, te egy szép kis csinos lány vagy! (Köszi!) Na de őrült, sajnos, őrült, hogy mennék, hogy vonzó Bolidia! (Én jövök veled!) Arra, arra gondoltam hogy felbérelek egy testőrt! Megyek majd, amerre mész!) Mert az autód mindig ott parkol éjjel az én házam előtt! (A szomszédok édesek) Függönyt húzok, mivel nem bírom már, szóval (Jaj, látlak, itt a kemény) Újabb trükkel is próbálkoztam, lézer saját kóddal! (Megvan a kód!)

(Szerelmes pár!) Kérek csak öt percet! (Szerelmes pár) Ez az öt perc a legszebb! (Szerelmes pár!) Remélem így jó lesz már (Szerelmes pár) Csodás élet csak ránk vár (Szerelmes pár!) Unom már!

Ez a mi szerelmes dalunk! Ahh... It's a beautiful beautiful day, I'll tell you at last! (Currently I'm busy) That what I feel when I look at you breaks every day (Feel it, huh?) I can see in you that it's good for you to see (Eh, please not now) Look at my eyes, don't say you're afraid, come and kiss me first! (What are you talking about?)
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(Lovers!) I can't look at anything else! (Lovers!) I think I'll run now! (Lovers!) She eavesdrops, then, I feel... (Lovers!) I'm listening, honey!

I see, you are a beautiful little pretty girl! (Thanks!) It's crazy, unfortunately, it's crazy how attractive Bolivia is! (I'm coming with you!) I was thinking of hiring a bodyguard! (I'll go where you go!) Because your car is always parked in front of my house at night! (Neighbors are sweet) I'm drawing curtains because I can't take it anymore, so (Oh, I see you, here's the tough one) I tried another trick, a laser with my own code! (I have the code!)

(Lovers!) Just five minutes, please! (Lovers) These five minutes are the most beautiful! (Lovers!) I hope it will be fine (Lovers) A wonderful life awaits us (Lovers!) I'm bored already!

This is our love song! Ahhh...

Indonesian

 * Singers: ?

Italian

 * Singers: Davide Garbolino (Bugs Bunny) and Deborah Ciccorelli (Lola Bunny)

Ci penso da un po', c'è una cosa che devo dirti (Ehm, sono molto impegnato...) L'amore che proviamo è diventato forte ormai (Amore?! Aspetta...) E costruiamo il nostro bel mondo insieme (Ehm, torna un minuto indietro...) Se guardo nei tuoi occhi so che d'accordo sei con me (Mi soffochi!)
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(E il nostro amor) Quanto amore per te ho (E il nostro amor) Credo che io scapperò (E il nostro amor) Mi spia il telefono? (E il nostro amor) Sì, ti spio il telefono

Penso che tu sia molto carina (Grazie!) Ma sei matta, matta, matta, in Bolivia mi trasferirò (Vengo anch'io!) Sai, chiederò un'ordinanza restrittiva (L'amore non conosce ostacoli) Ogni notte hai parcheggiato l'auto fuori casa mia (Adoro i tuoi vicini!) Tu, la ragione per cui chiudo le tende (Ti guarderò dal tetto!) Ho un allarme con sistema anti-intrusione (Ho il codice)

(E il nostro amor) Dammi due minuti (E il nostro amor) Credo sian passati (E il nostro amor) Ora vivi qui da me (E il nostro amor) Sì, ora vivo qui da te (E il nostro amor) Non è amor!

Ah! La nostra prima canzone d'amore! Ugh!

I've been thinking about it for a while, there's something I have to tell you (Ehm, I'm very busy...) The love we feel has grown strong by now (Love?! Wait...) And we build our beautiful world together (Um, go back a minute...) If I look into your eyes I know you agree with me (You suffocate me!)
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(And our love) How much love I have for you (And our love) I think I will run away (And our love) (Are you) spying on the phone? (And our love) Yes, i spy on the telephone

I think you are very pretty (Thank you!) But you're crazy, crazy, crazy, I'm going to move to Bolivia (I'm coming too!) You know, I'm going to file for a restraining order (Love knows no obstacles) Every night you parked your car outside my house (I love your neighbors!) You, the reason I close the curtains (I'll be watching you from the roof!) I have an intruder alarm system (I have the code)

(And our love) Give me two minutes (And our love) I think they passed (And our love) Now you live here with me (And our love) Yes, now I live here with you (And our love) It's not love!

Ah! Our first love song! Ugh!

Japanese

 * Singers: (Bugs Bunny) and Yumi Fukamizu (Lola Bunny)

ね、ずっと思ってたこと聞いてくれる？ (いいえ、もう忙しいんだ) 二人の愛が深くなってきたみたい (愛夢想？！) 二人の距離どんどん近くなる (ねぇ、ちょっと待って！) その目を見れば分かるあなたもそうよね (苦しいよ！)
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(ウィーアーインラブ) あなたに夢中 (ウィーアーインラブ) やばいよ逃げなくっちゃ (ウィーアーインラブ) 僕の電話盗み聞きした？ (ウィーアーインラブ) ばっちり聞いちゃったわ

君はとってもとってもかわいいレディー (ありがとう) でもクレイジークレイジークレイジー (着いていくわ) だから逃げるよボリビア接近禁止命令出してもらおう ??? 君の車が毎晩毎晩止まってる ??? 君が怖くてブラインドを下ろしてる ??? 近づいたら警報システム、赤外線センサー (解除しちゃおう)

ウィーアーインラブ 5分だけ待って ウィーアーインラブ もう5分経ったわ ウィーアーインラブ ここに越してきちゃったの？ ウィーアーインラブ そうよ越してきちゃったの ウィーアーインラブ 嘘だー！ 初めてのラブソングねー Ne, zutto omotteta koto kiitekureru? Iie, mō isogashii n da Ni nin no ai ga fukaku nattekita mitai Ai musō ?! Ni nin no kyori dondon chikaku naru Nexe, chotto matte! Sono me o mireba wakaru anata mo sō yo ne Kurushii yo! Whi-a-inrabu Anata ni muchū Whi-a-inrabu Yabai yo nigenaku cha Whi-a-inrabu Boku no denwa nusumigiki shita? Whi-a-inrabu Batchi ri kiichatta wa Kimi wa tottemo tottemo kawaii redhi- Arigatō Demo kureiji-kureiji-kureiji- Tsuiteiku wa Dakara nigeru yo Boribia sekkin kinshi meirei dashitemoraou ??? Kimi no kuruma ga maiban maiban tomatteru ??? Kimi ga kowakute buraindo o oroshiteru ??? Chikazuitara keihō shisutemu, sekigaisen sensa- Kaijoshichaou Whi-a-inrabu 5 fun dake matte Whi-a-inrabu Mō 5 fun tatta wa Whi-a-inrabu Koko ni koshitekichatta no? Whi-a-inrabu Sō yo koshitekichatta no Whi-a-inrabu Uso da -! Hajimete no rabusongu ne- Hey, wanna hear something I’ve always thought? (No, I am still busy) It is as if the love between the two of us has gotten deeper (A dream of love?!) Our distance is gradually getting closer (Hey, wait a bit!) As soon as I look in those eyes of yours I understand that you understand as well (That hurts!)
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(We are in love) I’m crazy about you (We are in love) You’re crazy, I have to run away (We are in love) Did you eavesdrop on my phone? (We are in love) I heard it perfectly

You are a very, very pretty lady (Thank you) But crazy, crazy, crazy (I'll follow you) So I will run away to Bolivia; you should take out your restraining order ??? Your car is stopping each and every night ??? I’m scared of you so I’m closing the blinds ??? If you get closer then the infrared sensor on the alarm system will go off (Let's deactivate it)

(We are in love) Wait just five minutes (We are in love) Five minutes have already passed (We are in love) Did time already pass by here? (We are in love) Yes, the time has already passed (We are in love) It’s a liiiiieeeee!

It's my first love song!

Korean

 * Singers: Kang Su-jin (Bugs Bunny) and Lee Myeong-seon (Lola Bunny)

너에게 하고 싶은 말이 있어 (나 좀 바쁜데) 우리 둘의 사랑 매일매일 더 뜨거워지 (사랑? 잠깐만!) 우리 둘이 함께하는 아름다운 세상 (자, 잠깐만...) 네 눈에 써 있어 너도 날 사랑한다고 (아니거든요!)
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(사랑에...) 난 사랑에 빠졌어! (빠졌어) 난 도망가고 싶은데 (사랑에...) 내 전화까지 듣나? (빠졌어) 네 전부를 알고 싶어

솔직히 말해 너는 정말 예뻐 (고마워!) 하지만 날 질리게 해 혼자 있을래 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? 도저히 집 밖으로 나갈 수가 없네 (굴뚝으로 들어가 버릴까?) 너 때문에 최첨단 경비시스템까지! (비밀번호 알아)

(사랑에...) 5분만 내버려둬 (빠졌어) 5분 다 지났어 (사랑에...) 언제 짐 다 옮겼니? (빠졌어) 너랑 살고 싶어 (난 사랑에 빠졌어) 난 아냐!

우리 첫 사랑 노래야 ??? I have something I want to say to you (I'm kinda busy) Our love grows hotter every day (Love? Hold on!) A beautiful world where the two of us are together (Hey, wait a minute...) It's written in your eyes that you love me too (Because it's not!)
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(In love...) I'm in love! (I'm falling) I want to run away (In love...) Do you even listen to my phone calls? (missed) I want to know all about you

To be honest, you're really pretty (thanks!) But it makes me sick, I want to be alone ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? I just can't get out of the house (Should I go down the chimney?) Even the state-of-the-art security system because of you! (I know the password)

(In love...) leave me alone for 5 minutes (I'm falling) 5 minutes passed (In love...) When did you move all your luggage? (missed) I want to live with you (I'm in love) Not me!

It's our first love song ???

Lithuanian

 * Reader: Ridas Žirgulis

Malay

 * Singers: Abdul Hafiz Abdul Aziz (Bugs Bunny) and Suzana Ahmad (Lola Bunny)

Dah lama saya berfikir dan bagitahu (Saya agak sibuk) Saya fikir cinta kita yang dah semakin kuat (Cinta? Tunggu...) ??? ??? kita bina dunia bersama (Apa awak cakap tadi?) Saya lihat matamu dan tahu kamu pun sama (Awak cekik saya!)
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(Dilamun cinta) Hari ini saya jatuh cinta (Dilamun cinta) Saya rasa nak larikan diri (Dilamun cinta) Awak curi dengar talian telefon saya (Dilamun cinta) Saya dengar talian awak

Saya takkan tipu, awak sangat cantik (Terima kasih!) Tapi awak gila, gila, gila. Awak buat saya nak pindah ke Bolivia (Oh, saya akan ikut!) Awak tahu saya rasa saya patut dapatkan perintah mahkamah (Itu sangat susah nak dapat) Sebab kereta awak dirumah saya, setiap malam setiap minggu (Jiran awak sangat baik!) Awaklah sebabnya saya kena pakai cermin mata (Saya akan tengok awak dari cerobong!) Saya dah pasang alat keselamatan dan pengesan gerakkan saya (Saya tahu kata kuncinya!)

(Dilamun cinta) Bagi saya 5 minit (Dilamun cinta) Saya rasa dah 5 minit (Dilamun cinta) Awak baru pindah dengan saya ke? (Dilamun cinta) Ya, saya baru pindah (Dilamun cinta!) Tak, kita tak!

Itu lagu cinta pertama kita! Ugh!

Norwegian

 * Singers: Aspen Reboli Bjerke (Bugs Bunny) and Hedda Sandvig (Lola Bunny)

Polish

 * Singers: Tomasz Kozłowicz (Bugs Bunny) and Agnieszka Kunikowska (Lola Bunny)

Dużo myślałam mój skarbie i coś Ci powiem... (Mam trochę pracy) Że nasza miłość ma tyle blasku i siłę ramion twych! (Mych? Oh..) Bo z każdym dniem tworzymy nasz świat od nowa (Ej, czekaj chwilę!) Gdy patrzę w oczy twe to wiem, ile uczucia znajdę w nich... (Udusisz mnie!)
 * -|Lyrics =

(Na miłość czas) Serce we mnie płonie dziś! (Na miłość czas) Przepraszam, ale muszę iść! (Na miłość czas) Ktoś mnie podsłuchuje?! (Na miłość czas) Ja, bo cię miłuję... Uwierz mi, jesteś bardzo piękną panną... (Dzięki!) Ale marzę, marzę, marzę by samolotem zwiać do Boliwii! (Polecę z tobą!) I powiedz skąd się wzięłaś nagle nad moją wanną?! (Mam na to swoje sposoby) Całą noc przed moim domem tuż, stoi wciąż twój wóz (Bo taki mam gust) I czasami cieszę się, że mam zasłony (Dostanę się przez komin!) Alarm też dobrej marki jest, gdyby wszedł ktoś nie proszony! (Znam już kod)

(Na miłość czas) Daj mi święty spokój! (Na miłość czas) Kolację nam przygotuj! (Na miłość czas) Czy ty u mnie mieszkasz już?! (Na miłość czas) Jestem obok Ciebie tuż (Na miłość czas) Wcale nie!

Nasza pierwsza pieśń o miłości Arghh... I've been thinking a lot my darling and I'll tell you something... (I have some work) That our love has so much radiance and the strength of your arms! (My? Oh..) Because every day we create our world anew (Hey, wait a minute!) When I look into your eyes, I know how much feeling I will find in them... (You'll strangle me!)
 * -|Translation =

(Time for love) My heart is on fire today! (Time for love) I'm sorry but I have to go! (Time for love) Is someone listening to me?! (Time for love) Me because I love you... Believe me, you are a very beautiful lady... (Thanks!) But I dream, I dream, I dream to fly to Bolivia by plane! (I'll fly with you!) And tell me, how did you get over my bathtub all of a sudden?! (I have my ways) Your car is parked in front of my house all night (Because I like it) And sometimes I'm glad I have curtains (I'll get through the chimney!) There is also a good brand alarm in case someone enters uninvited! (I already know the code)

(Time for love) Leave me alone! (Time for love) Prepare us dinner! (Time for love) Do you live with me already?! (Time for love) I am right next to you (Time for love) Not at all!

Our first love song Argh...

Portuguese (Brazil)

 * Singers: Alexandre Moreno (Bugs Bunny), Sylvia Salustti (Lola Bunny, singing) and Adriana Torres (Lola Bunny, speaking)

Eu quero te dizer alguma coisa que eu tenho pensado (Ah, tô meio ocupado) Que o nosso amor está cada vez mais forte em nós dois (Amor? Pera aí) É fácil ver que a gente está se firmando (Ah, afasta um pouco) E dentro dos seus olhos vejo que você se sente igual (Tá me sufocando)
 * -|Lyrics =

(Isso é amor) Hoje eu quero só você (Isso é amor) Eu acho que é melhor correr (Isso é amor) Congestionou a linha (Isso é amor) Sim, isso é coisa minha

Tenho que dizer que você é muito linda (Lindão!) Mas também é muito doida e me faz querer mudar pra Bolívia (Vou com você) Eu penso em pedir um mandado de afastamento (Isso é difícil conseguir) Pois seu carro eu vejo em minha porta toda noite sim (Vizinho gentil) É por sua causa que eu fecho as cortinas (Eu olho pela chaminé) Eu instalei alarmes com detectores de movimento (Sei o código)

(Isso é amor) Vê se dá um tempo (Isso é amor) Tempo esgotado (Isso é amor) Você se mudou pra cá (Isso é amor) Sim eu vim morar aqui (Isso é amor) Não é não!

Nossa primeira canção de amor! Ugh! I want to tell you something that I've been thinking (Oh, I'm kind of busy) That our love is getting stronger in both of us (Love? Wait a minute) It's easy to see that we are establishing ourselves (Oh, back off a bit) And inside your eyes I see you feel the same ((You) are suffocating me)
 * -|Translation =

(This is Love) Today I only want you (This is Love) I think it's better to run (This is Love) You congested the line (This is Love) Yes, that's my thing

I have to say that you are very beautiful (Big beautiful guy!) But (you) are also really crazy and makes me want to move to Bolivia (I will go with you) I think about applying for a writ of removal (That's hard to get) Because i see your car at my door every night, yes (kind neighbor) It's because of you that I close the curtains (I look through the chimney) I installed alarms with motion detectors (I know the code)

(This is Love) See if you can give it some time (This is Love) Time's up (This is Love) You moved here (This is Love) Yes I came to live here (This is Love) No, it is not!

Our first love song! Ugh!

Portuguese (Portugal)

 * Singers: Tiago Caetano (Bugs Bunny) and Carla García (Lola Bunny)

Tenho estado a pensar e tenho algo pra te dizer (Uh, estou ocupado) Acho que o nosso amor um pelo outro se tornou muito forte (Amor?! espera…) Nós estamos a construir os nossos mundos juntos (Uh, volta atrás) Olhando pros teus olhos agora vejo que sentes o mesmo (Estás a estrangular-me!)
 * -|Lyrics =

(É apaixonado) Eu estou tão apaixonada (É apaixonado) Acho que vou por pra(??) estrada (É apaixonado) Acho que estou sob escuta (É apaixonado) Sim, estás sob escuta

Não vou mentir, tu és mesmo muito bonita (Obrigada!) Mas és louca, louca, louca, vou voar para a Bolívia (Eu vou contigo) Eu vou arranjar uma providência cautelar (É tão difícil lhe impô-las)(??) Te vi no carro à minha porta, toda esta semana (Que vizinhos queridos) É por tua causa que eu tenho os tons (??) fechados (Vejo-te pela chaminé) Instalei o alarme e tenho os vidros(??) reforçados (Tenho o código)

(É apaixonado) Dá-me cinco minutos (É apaixonado) Acho que já passaram (É apaixonado) Mudaste-te pra minha casa (É apaixonado) Sim, estou a morar contigo (É apaixonado) Não, não estamos!

A nossa primeira canção de amor Ugh! I've been thinking and I have something to tell you (Uh, I'm busy) I think our love for each other has become very strong (Love?! Wait…) We are building our worlds together (Uh, go back) Looking into your eyes now I see that you feel the same ((You) are strangling me!)
 * -|Translation =

((He) is in love) I'm so in love ((He) is in love) I think I'm going to hit the(?) road ((He) is in love) I think I'm bugged ((He) is in love) Yes, you are bugged

I won’t lie, you are indeed really pretty (Thanks!) But you're crazy, crazy, crazy, i will fly to Bolivia (I'm going with you) I will arrange a precautionary measure (It's so difficult to impose them on you)(??) I saw you in the car at my door, all this week (What dear neighbors) It's because of you that I have my tones (??) closed ((I) see you through the chimney) I installed the alarm and have reinforced windows(??) (I have the code)

((He) is in love) Give me five minutes ((He) is in love) I think they already passed (He's in love) You moved into my house ((He) is in love) Yes, I'm living with you ((He) is in love) No, we’re not!

Our first love song Ugh!

Romanian

 * Singers: Eugen Morcov (Bugs Bunny), Claudiu Susanu (Lola Bunny, singing) and Afrodita Androne (Lola Bunny, speaking)

De ceva vreme aș avea ceva să-ți spun (Eh, sunt ocupat) Iubirea dintre noi îmi pare că s-a accentuat (Iubire?! dar…) E evident că ne simțim bine împreună (Eh, s-o luăm mai ușor) Privesc acum în ochii tăi și-mi dau seama că simți la fel (Mă sufoci!)
 * -|Lyrics =

(Îndrăgostiți) Sunt atăt de îndrăgostită (Îndrăgostiți) Sincer cred că ești sărită (Îndrăgostiți) Mi-ai ascultat și telefonul? (Îndrăgostiți) Ti-am ascultat și telefonul

N-am să te mint, ești foarte frumușică (Mulțumesc!) Dar ești țicnită, țicnită, țicnită, mă faci să mă mut în Bolivia (Vin și eu!) Să știi c-o să cer un ordin de restricție (E cam greu de obținut) Ai parcat apoi lângă casa mea, chiar și noaptea când ploua (Ai vecini drăguti!) Din vina ta mi-am pus și jaluzele (Te privesc pe horn!) Am instalat sistem de alarmă cu detectoare de mișcare (Am codul)

(Îndrăgostiți) Dă-mi numai cinci minute (Îndrăgostiți) Au trecut cinci minute (Îndrăgostiți) Tu chiar că te-ai mutat la mine (Îndrăgostiți) Da, chiar m-am mutat la tine (Îndrăgostiți) Nu suntem!

E primul nostru cântec de dragoste! Agh!

I've had something to tell you for a while now (Eh, I'm busy) The love between us seems to me to have intensified (Love?! but…) It's obvious that we feel good together (Eh, let's take it easy) I look into your eyes now and I know you feel the same way (You choke me!)
 * -|Translation =

(In love) I'm so in love (In love) I honestly think you're crazy (In love) Did you listen to my phone too? (In love) I also tapped your phone

I'm not going to lie to you, you're very beautiful (Thank you!) But you're crazy, crazy, crazy, you're making me move to Bolivia (I'm coming too!) You know I'm going to ask for a restraining order (It's kind of hard to get) You then parked near my house, even at night when it was raining (You have nice neighbors!) Because of you, I also put up my blinds (I'm watching you on the chimney!) I installed an alarm system with motion detectors (I have the code)

(In love) Just give me five minutes (In love) Five minutes passed (In love) You actually moved in with me (In love) Yes, I really did move in with you (In love) We are not!

It's our first love song! Ah!

Russian

 * Singers: (Bugs Bunny) and  (Lola Bunny)

Мне стоит рассказать о том, о чем молчала (Э-э-э... Я немного занят) Я понимаю, что перед нами любви сияет свет! (Любовь?! Стой...) Нам нужно вместе жизнь начинать сначала (Э-э-э... Что ты сказала?) Смотрю сейчас в твои глаза, в них читаю там ответ (Ты задушишь меня!)
 * -|Lyrics =

(Мы влюблены!) Чувства не могу сдержать! (Мы влюблены!) Мне нужно срочно убежать! (Мы влюблены!) Ты на телефоне? (Мы влюблены!) Да и ты доволен!

Спору нет в том, что ты красотка леди! (Да ну?) От тебя же крыша едет! Придется мне уехать в Боливию! (Ой, я с тобой!) Соседи скоро пригрозят мне в суд повесткой! (Но какой с того прок?) Ведь твоя машина перед домом у меня всю ночь! (Соседи не прочь!) Из-за тебя придется жить закрыв гардины! (Найду трубу камина!) Ставлю сигнализацию с включением на движение! (Я знаю код!)

(Мы влюблены!) Дай мне отдышаться! (Мы влюблены!) Не стоит и пытаться! (Мы влюблены!) Ты везде со мною вслед? (Мы влюблены!) Да, всегда вслед-вслед иду! (Мы влюблены!) Вовсе нет!

Это наша песня любви!

I should talk about what was silent (Uh-uh... I'm a little busy) I understand that the light of love shines before us! (Love?! Stop...) We need to start life together (Uh-uh... What did you say?) I look now into your eyes, I read the answer in them (You will choke me!)
 * -|Translation =

(We're in love!) I can't contain my feelings! (We're in love!) I need to run away! (We're in love!) Are you on the phone? (We're in love!) Yes, and you're happy!

There is no doubt that you are a beautiful lady! (Yah?) The roof is going from you! I'll have to go to Bolivia! (Oh, I'm with you!) The neighbors will soon threaten me with a subpoena! (But what's the use of that?) After all, your car in front of my house all night! (Neighbors are welcome!) Because of you, I will have to live with the curtains closed! (I'll find a fireplace chimney!) I put the alarm with the inclusion of the movement! (I know the code!)

(We're in love!) Let me breathe! (We're in love!) It's not worth even trying! (We're in love!) Are you everywhere with me? (We're in love!) Yes, I always follow-follow me! (We're in love!) Not at all!

This is our love song!

Slovak

 * Singers: ?

Spanish (Latin America)

 * Singers: Luis Alfonso Mendoza (Bugs Bunny) and Carla Castañeda (Lola Bunny)

Lo he pensado bien y quisiera decirte algo (Eh, estoy ocupado) Lo que uno por otro sentimos es un amor ideal (¡¿Eh, amor?!) Yo siento que construimos un mundo juntos (Eh, retrocede un poco) Y al ver tus ojos yo sé bien que tú estás pensando igual (¡Me asfixias!)
 * -|Lyrics =

(Esto es amor) Muy enamorada estoy (Esto es amor) ¡Yo creo que mejor me voy! (Esto es amor) ¿Tú bloqueas mi línea? (Esto es amor) Si, bloqueo tu línea

No lo niego eres mucho, muy bonita (¡Gracias!) Pero estás loquita y haces que yo quiera huir a Bolivia (¡Voy contigo!) Una orden de restricción pediré con urgencia (No es difícil que se cumplan) Pues frente a mi residencia parada te veo con decisión (Tus vecinos son tiernos) Por tu causa mis persianas están cerradas (¡Te veré por la chimenea!) Ya instalé un sistema de alarma con rayos detectores (¡Tengo la clave!)

(Esto es amor) Déjame un instante (Esto es amor) Yo creo que ya es bastante (Esto es amor) Veo que te mudaste aquí (Esto es amor) Ahora vivo junto a tí (Esto es amor) ¡No lo es!

¡Nuestra primera canción de amor! Ay... I have thought about it well and I would like to tell you something (Hey, I'm busy) What we feel for each other is an ideal love (Huh love?!) I feel that we built a world together (Hey, back up a bit) And when I see your eyes I know well that you are thinking the same (You suffocate me!)
 * -|Translation =

(This is Love) I am very in love (This is Love) I think I better go! (This is Love) Are you blocking my line? (This is Love) Yes, I block your line

I do not deny it, you are very, very pretty (Thanks!) But you're crazy and you make me want to flee to Bolivia (I'll go with you!) I will request a restraining order urgently (It is not difficult for them to be fulfilled) Well, in front of my residence I see you standing with decision (Your neighbors are cute) Because of you my blinds are closed (I'll see you by the fireplace!) I already installed an alarm system with detector beams (I have the key!)

(This is Love) Leave me a moment (This is Love) I think that is enough (This is Love) I see you moved here (This is Love) Now I live with you (This is Love) It is not!

Our first love song! Oh...

Spanish (Spain)

 * Singers: Xavier Fernández (Bugs Bunny, speaking), Ernest Fuster (Bugs Bunny, singing), Ágata García Moll (Lola Bunny, singing) and Isabel Valls (Lola Bunny, speaking)

Me lo he pensado mucho y ahora por fin lo digo (Eh, estoy muy ocupado) Es obvio que el amor que sentimos no para de crecer (¿Amor? Espera) Yo sé que construimos un futuro juntos (Eh ¿Qué has dicho?) Tus ojos miro con pasión y sé que tú lo ves también (¡Me vas a ahogar!)
 * -|Lyrics =

(Es el amor) Muy enamorada estoy (Es el amor) Lo siento pero yo me voy (Es el amor) ¿Oyes mis llamadas? (Es el amor) Oigo tus llamadas

Eres una chica tan bonita (¡Gracias!) Pero estás tan loca, loca que quiero irme corriendo a Bolivia (¡Te acompaño!) Tal vez me pida una orden de alejamiento (No te sirve de nada de momento) Y tu coche aparcas en mi casa hace más de un mes (¡Que majo que es!) Por tu culpa las cortinas se cerraron (Por la chimenea te he mirado) He instalado una alarma con sensores controlando (Y yo tengo el mando)

(Es el amor) Dame dos minutos (Es el amor) Pasaron dos minutos (Es el amor) Ya te has instalado aquí (Es el amor) Si, ya me he instalado aquí (Es el amor) ¡No! ¿Qué va?

¡Nuestra primera canción de amor! Eh...

I thought about it a lot and now I finally say it (Hey, I'm too busy) It is obvious that the love we feel does not stop growing (Love? Wait) I know that we build a future together (Hey, what did you say?) I look at your eyes with passion and I know that you see it too (You're going to choke me!)
 * -|Translation =

(It is love) I am very in love (It is love) I'm sorry but I'm leaving (It is love) Do you hear my calls? (It is love) I hear your calls

You are such a pretty girl (Thanks!) But you are so crazy, crazy that I want to run to Bolivia (I accompany you!) Maybe I'll ask for a restraining order (It doesn't help you at the moment) And you've parking your car at my house for more than a month (How nice he is!) Because of you the curtains closed (Through the chimney I have looked at you) I have installed an alarm with sensors monitoring (And I have the controller)

(It is love) Give me two minutes (It is love) Two minutes passed (It is love) You have already settled here (It is love) Yes, I have already settled here (It is love) No! No way!

Our first love song! Hey...

Swedish

 * Singers: Henning Lööf (Bugs Bunny) and Suzanna Dilber (Lola Bunny)

Tamil

 * Singers: ?

Thai (Boomerang)

 * Singers: (Bugs Bunny) and  (Lola Bunny)

Turkish

 * Singers: Harun Can (Bugs Bunny) and Burcu Güneştutar (Lola Bunny)

Ukrainian

 * Readers: ?

Czech
Only the broadcasts on the Nova channel used subtitles, the other broadcasts simply left the song in English, the two final lines were still dubbed.
 * Speakers: Martin Sobotka (Bugs Bunny) and Lucie Vondráčková (Lola Bunny)

Je tu něco, co ti musim říct (Mám moc práce) Myslím, že naše vzájemná láska roste cím dál víc (Laska? Pockej!) Je vidět, že budujeme své světy společne (Zpomal) Právě hledim do tvych očí a vidim, že to cítíš stejne (Dusíš mě)
 * -|Lyrics =

(Jsem zamilovaná) Jsem dneska tak zamilovaná (Jsme zamilovaní) Myslím, že uteču (Jsme zamilovaní) Odposlouchávala jsi mi telefon? (Jsme zamilovaní) Ano, odposlouchávala

Nebudu lhát, jsi moc krásná zena (Děkuju ti) Ale jsi blazen. Chci se odstěhovat do Bolivie (Pojedu s tebou) Asi bych měl požádat o zakaz přiblíženi (Ten se težko vymáhá) Tvoje auto parkuje každý večer před mým domem (Máš milé sousedy) Kvůli tobé musím zatahovat závěsy (Budu té pozorovat komínem) Mam poplašný systém s detektory pohybu (Znám kód)

(Jsme zamilovaní) Dej mi pět minut (Jsme zamilovaní) Myslím, že to bylo pět minut (Jsme zamilovaní) Ty ses ke mně nastěhovala? (Jsme zamilovaní) Ano, nastěhovala jsem se k tobě (Jsme zamilovaní) Ne, to nejsme

To byla první Love Song! Ugh! There's something I have to tell you (I have a lot of work) I think our love for each other is growing more and more (Love? Wait!) It can be seen that we build our worlds together (Slow down) I'm looking into your eyes right now and I can see that you feel the same way (You're suffocating me)
 * -|Translation =

(I'm in love) I'm so in love today (We're in love) I think I'll run away (We're in love) Were you tapping my phone? (We're in love) Yes, I was eavesdropping

I won't lie, you are a very beautiful woman (Thank you) But you're crazy. I want to move to Bolivia (I'll go with you) I should probably request a restraining order (It is difficult to recover) Your car parks in front of my house every night (You have nice neighbors) I have to draw the curtains because of you (I'll watch you through the chimney) I have an alarm system with motion detectors (I know the code)

(We're in love) Give me five minutes (We're in love) I think it was five minutes (We're in love) Did you move in with me? (We're in love) Yes, I moved in with you (We're in love) No, we're not

That was the first Love Song! Ugh!

Mandarin (China)
The last two lines are still left in English despite not being part of the song.

我思来想去还是决定告诉你 (呢 我有点忙) 我们对彼此的爱似乎正在升级 (爱 等等) 很显然我们想共同构筑我们的小天地 (呃 你再说一遍) 你的眼睛正告诉我你也有同样的情意 (你呛到我了)
 * -|Lyrics =

(我们相爱了) 今天也是爱意满满 (我们相爱了) 我可别逃得太慢 (我们相爱了) 你在窃听我的电话 (我们相爱了) 是啊 我正听得一字不差

我得承认你的确很美丽 (谢谢) 但是你太疯狂 疯狂 疯狂 我恨不得逃到玻利维亚去 (带我一起) 我有时真的很想报警 (那不管用的) 因为每周的这个晚上我都能见到你 (你有个好邻居) 我不敢拉开窗帘 都是因为你 (我会从烟囱看你) 我也安了报警器和红外监测仪 (我知道密码)

(我们相爱了) 能不能让我喘口气 (我们相爱了) 你喘完气了吗 (我们相爱了) 你难道要搬过来住 (我们相爱了) 是啊 我要和你在一起 (我们相爱了) 不 我才不爱你

那是我们的第一首情歌 呃 I thought about it and decided to tell you (Well, I'm a bit busy) Our love for each other seems to be escalating (Love? Wait) Apparently we're trying to build our little world together (Uh, say that again) Your eyes are telling me you feel the same way. (You're choking me)
 * -|Translation =

(We're in love) Today is full of love too (We're in love) I don't want to be too slow to escape (We're in love) You're tapping my phone (We're in love) Yeah, I'm listening to every word of it

I have to admit, you are very beautiful (Thank you) But you're crazy, crazy, crazy. I can't wait to run away to Bolivia (take me with you) I really want to call the police sometimes (That won't work) Because I see you every week on this night (You have a great neighbor) I'm afraid to open the curtains because of you (I'll see you through the chimney) I also have an alarm and an infrared monitor (I know the code)

(We're in love.) Can you give me a break? (We're in love) Are you done breathing? (We're in love) Are you gonna move in here? (We're in love) Yeah, I'm gonna stay with you (We're in love) No, I don't love you

That was our first love song Uh-huh

Mandarin (Southwest China)
This version differs from the others since instead of being a translation of the original song, this is a cover of the song Tào mǎ gān by Ulan Tuoya, changing the theme of the lyrics to talk about the romance of Bugs and Lola. This version is much longer than the original, so several scenes were looped or repeated, and scenes from different episodes and original montages were added. Although the episode to which this song belongs was dubbed, this segment was skipped, yet it was included as a bonus feature on the DVD release.
 * Singers: Tang Peng (Bugs Bunny) and Mei Hong (Lola Bunny)

給我一件被风 我就是那红大狼 我叉不是灰大狼 给我一套婚纱 我就是准新娘 你嫁哪个 给我一双水 我就是灰站娘 你个花被 鈴我一个老汉子 他就是新郎 不是我 我要呢权子 他要生猛雄 我瘦得很 身都是即肉 像阿凡这一样 我像阿凡提一样 有斯瓦辛格呢身材 有小贝呢长相 就算阿汤哥见着也不敢装扮 我又瘦又丑呢不 要找我 我爱呢汉子 还要出手大方 我小气得很 鸭蛋大呢钻石 要实给我一箩筐 我买不起 现金买下那太平洋 天天喝那的渔场 我只有洋李 买艘飞船给我到月亮上种生姜 做梦嘎 给我一件披风 我就是那许文强 我喜欢 给我一套婚纱 我就是李玉刚 有味道 给我一双间皮鞋 我也敢做胶賽 有胆量 给我一个句婆娘 我就会发狂 为我疯狂 我喜欢呢婆娘 她要温柔端庄 我端庄呢 上得了厅堂 还要下得了厨房 我会煮方便面 要有完美呢身材 有梦露呢长相 一模一样 最好有点功夫 打得过小流氓 我连老流氓都打得过 我喜欢你婆娘 不能小肚鸡肠 遵命 璃查他下光 比那输有赛 格是嘎 洋芋和那个鲍鱼 其实味道都一样 将就点啦 在那绿化带上面也能够种生姜 好嘛 听你呢 试试購 花痴啊 我都听你呢 么你就要我了嘛 Give me a quilt, I am the big red wolf I am not a big gray wolf Give me a wedding dress, I'm the bride-to-be Which one will you marry? Give me a pair of water, I'm the Gray Lady Your flower quilt Bell me an old man and he is the groom Not me I want the right son, he wants to be fierce I'm very thin My body is full of flesh, like Avanti I'm like Avanti With the figure of Schwarzenegger and the appearance of Beckham, even Tom Cruise would not dare to dress up when he sees it I'm skinny and ugly don't look for me I love the man, and he has to be generous I'm very stingy Duck eggs, woolen diamonds, give me a basket I can not afford it Buy that Pacific Ocean with cash and drink that fishing ground every day I only have plums Buy me a spaceship to grow ginger on the moon Give me a cloak and I'll be Xu Wenqiang I like it Give me a wedding dress, I am Li Yugang I have taste Give me a pair of leather shoes, I dare to do the rubber race I have the guts Give me a woman, I will go crazy Crazy for me I like a woman who is gentle and dignified I am dignified She has to be able to go up to the hall and down to the kitchen I can cook instant noodles You have to have a perfect body and Monroe's looks Exactly the same You'd better have some kung fu, beat the punks I can beat even old hooligans I like your mother-in-law. You can't be small-minded Yes, sir I'll be a good fighter Yes, sir The potatoes and the abalone both taste the same Just take it easy You can also grow ginger on the green belt Okay, I'll try it Nymphomaniac ah I listen to you, you want me to do it
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Missing versions

 * There are a few versions of this song that have not surfaced anywhere online. They cannot be added anywhere on this page until either the audio or the lyrics are provided.
 * Albanian
 * Georgian
 * Hindi
 * Latvian
 * Taiwanese Mandarin
 * Persian (Sandika)
 * Vietnamese
 * The song was left undubbed from English in the Filipino, Persian (GEM Group and Glory Entertainment) and the first Thai dubs.
 * The entire segment was censored in the first Arabic dub and the Persian dub by Persians of Mashhad.
 * The second Arabic dub and the third Greek dub didn't cover season 1.
 * The first Greek dub only covered the first 8 episodes of the show.