We Are Number One (LazyTown)

We Are Number One is sung by Robbie Rotten in the LazyTown episode "Robbie's Dream Team". After ordering some villains on the phone, he has to teach them how to act like villains, as they admit they don't know how.

English

 * Singer: Stefán Karl Stefánsson

Hey! We are number one (Hey!) We are number one Now listen closely

Here's a little lesson in trickery This is goin' down in history If you wanna be a villain number one You have to chase a superhero on the run

Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound Shh. No, don't touch that!

We are number one (Hey!) We are number one We are number one

Hahaha. Now look at this net that I just found When I say go, be ready to throw. And go! Throw it at him, not me! Ugh, let's try something else. Now watch and learn, here's the deal You slip and slide on this banana peel. Hahaha. What are you doing?

We are number one (Hey!)

Villain number one! Hey! Hey! We are number one (Hey!) We are number one We are number one We are number one Hey! Hey!

Finnish
Hei! Ollaan parhaita! (Hei!) Ollaan parhaita! Ha, nyt kuule tarkkaan. Paina päähäs tää kun kerrotaan Kelmi juonista ain' muistetaan Jos sä tahdot olla kelmi ykkönen Sun täytyy saada säkkiin urho temppujen
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Nyt varpailla näin me hiivitään Ei ääntä sovi päästääkään Shhhh! Eijei, älä koske!

Ollaan parhaita! (Hei!) Ollaan parhaita! (Hei!) Ollaan parhaita!

Nyt verkkohon mun hän kiinni jää Kun käskyn mä jaan, se heittäkää Nyt! Sen päälle, ei mun! Äh, no uus yritys. Nyt katsokaa ja oppikaa Voi banskukuoret menoa hidastaa! Mitä te teette!?

Hei! Ollaan parhaita! (Hei!) Ollaan parhaita~! Hei! Hei! Ollaan parhaita! (Hei!) Ollaan parhaita! Ollaan parhaita! Ollaan parhaita! Hei hei!

Hey! We're the best! (Hey!) We're the best! Ha, now listen closely. Put this in your head as we explain A villain is always remembered for his schemes If you want to be villain number one You have to bag a hero of tricks
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Now we sneak on our toes like this We cannot make a sound Shhhh! No no, don't touch!

We're the best! (Hey!) We're the best! (Hey!) We're the best!

Now in my net he will be caught When I give the order, throw it Now! On him, not me! Ugh, let's try again. Now watch and learn Banana peels can slow things down! What are you doing!?

Hey! We're the best! (Hey!) We are the best~! Hey! Hey! We're the best! (Hey!) We're the best! We're the best! We're the best! Hey hey!

French
Hé! On est les plus forts! (Hé!) On est les plus forts! Maintenant, vous allez m'écoutez
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Voici une leçon en plan machiavélique Je crois que c'est un instant historique Pour être diplomé en tant que méchant numéro un Il faut chasser le super-héro ange et gardien

Allez, vite, attrapez-le, attrapez-le, courez Donc suivez-moi, on se faufile, pas un son, pas un battement de cils! Shhhh! Attention, pas toucher!

On est les plus forts On est les plus forts

Regardez ce filet, je viens de le trouver Quand je dis "let go", lancez-le aussitôt Let go! Lancez-le sur luis, pas sur moi! On va essayer autre chose Regardez tous ce que je trame Il va glisser sur ces peaux de banane! Mais, qu'est-ce que vous faites!?

Hé! On est les plus forts! (Hé!) Villain numéro un!!! Hé! Hé! Hey! On est les plus forts! (Hé!) On est les plus forts! On est les plus forts! On est les plus forts! Hé hé!

Hey! We're the strongest! (Hey!) We're the strongest! Now, you're gonna listen to me
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Here's a lesson in Machiavellian plan I believe it's a historical moment To be qualified as villain number one You have to chase the superhero angel and guardian

Go, quick, catch him, catch him, run So follow me, we sneak, not a sound, not a batting of the eye! Shhhhh! Hey, no touching!

We're the strongest! We're the strongest!

Look at this net, I just found it When I say "let go", throw it immediately Let go! Throw it on him, not on me! We're gonna try something else Look at what I'm doing He'll slip on these banana peels! What are you doing!?

Hey! We're the strongest! (Hey!) Villain number one! Hey! Hey! We're the strongest! (Hey!) We're the strongest! We're the strongest! We're the strongest! Hey hey!

Icelandic

 * Singer: Stefán Karl Stefánsson

Lithuanian

 * Reader: Aistis Mickevičius

Polish
Hej! My, najlepszych klan! (Hej!) My, najlepszych klan! Ha, słuchajcie mnie uważnie.

Dziś oszukiwania wam lekcję dam, Do historii przejdzie lekcja ta. Ten kto chce największym łotrem tutaj być, Ścigać superbohatera musi dziś. Powtórzcie mój ruch, to ważna gra A przy tym wszyscy cichosza! Ciii. Nie, tego nie!

My, najlepszych klan! (Hej!) My, najlepszych klan! My, najlepszych klan!

Hahaha. Popatrzcie na sieć, bo dobrze ją mieć. Gdy ja powiem "Rzuć!", rzucacie ją już. Rzuć! To jego łapiecie, nie mnie! Ech, co innego spróbujmy. No i już mam myśl, świetna jest: Banany są, musi poślizgnąć się. Hahaha. Co wy robicie?!

My, najlepszych klan! (Hej!) My, najlepszych klan! Hej! Hey! My, najlepszych klan! (Hej!) My, najlepszych klan! My, najlepszych klan! My, najlepszych klan! Hej! Hej!

Russian
Хей! Мы — номер один! Мы — номер один! Теперь внимание!
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Маленький урок сейчас преподнесём Мы — злодеи, очень хорошо живём Если хочешь стать злодеем первый класс Поймать супер героя надо нам сейчас

Должны мы за ним в оба смотреть И постарайтесь не шуметь Тшшш... Нет, не трогай!

Хей! Мы — номер один! Хей! Мы — номер один!

Сейчас на него накинем мы сеть Важнее всего, поймать нам его Давай! Бросай на него! Ну вот... Ах, попробуем ещё. Подбросим мы ему банан Он упадет, как будто очень пьян. Ха-ха-ха! Что вы творите?

Мы — номер один! (Хей!) Нас кого не мнит! Хей! Хей! Мы — номер один! (Хей!) Мы — номер один! Мы — номер один! Мы — номер один! Хей, хей!

Hey! We are number one! We are number one! Now pay attention!
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We're gonna give you a little lesson We're villains and we're living a good life If you wanna be a villain of the first class We should catch a superhero right now

We should keep eyes on him And try not to make a noise Shh... No, don't touch that!

Hey! We are number one! Hey! We are number one!

And now we're gonna throw this net at him The most important thing now is to capture him Let's go! Throw at him! Oh well... Let's try something else. We're gonna drop him a banana He'll fall, as he was very drunk. Hahaha! What are you doing?

We are number one! Hey! Who doesn't think of us! Hey! Hey! We are number one! Hey! We are number one! We are number one! We are number one! Hey, hey!

Spanish (Latin America)
¡Hey! Somos lo mejor (¡Hey!) Somos lo mejor He, escuchen con atención
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Voy a enseñarles a engañar Esto todo el mundo lo va a recordar Si quieres ser villano, el mejor Atrapa a un superhéroe en acción

Síganme aquí, escóndanse ¡Y por favor ya cállense! Shh. ¡No! ¡No! ¡Deja eso!

Somos lo mejor (¡Hey!) Somos lo mejor Somos lo mejor

¡Jajaja! Miren la red que encontré Cuando diga ya, prepárense a lanzar ¡Ya! ¡Agh! ¡No a mí! Intentemos otra cosa. Miren y aprendan esta artimaña ¡Todos se resbalan con la piel de banana! ¡Jajaja! ¿Qué están haciendo?

Somos lo mejor (¡Hey!) ¡Yo soy el mejor! ¡Hey! ¡Hey! Somos lo mejor (¡Hey!) Somos lo mejor Somos lo mejor Somos lo mejor ¡Hey! ¡Hey!

Hey! We are the best (Hey!) We are the best Here, listen carefully
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I will teach you to cheat Everyone will remember this If you wanna be a villain, the best Catch a superhero in action

Follow me here, hide And please be quiet! Shh. No, no! Stop that!

We are the best (Hey!) We are the best We are the best

Hahaha! Look at this net I found When I say now, get ready to launch Now! Ugh! Not me! Let's try something else. Look at and learn this trick Everyone slips on this banana peel! Hahaha! What are you doing?

We are the best (Hey!) I am the best! Hey! Hey! We are the best (Hey!) We are the best We are the best We are the best Hey, hey!

Swedish
Hei! Vi är nummer ett (Hej!) Vi är nummer ett Så lyssna noga! Nu ska jag berätta en sak för dig Jag ska lära er att bli som mig Om man nu vill vara skurken nummer ett Jaga efter superhjälten är helt rätt
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Fölg efter mig nu och se hur det görs Försiktigt så ni inte hörs Shhh! Nej, rör inte den!

Vi är nummer ett (Hej!) Vi är nummer ett (Hej!) Vi är nummer ett

Med detta lilla nät så ska vi nu hasta När jag säger "nu", var redo att kasta Nu! Men kasta på honom, inte mig! Åh, vi provar nåt annat. Så se och lär, vi gör den hal Man halkar runt på bananens skal Men vad gör ni?!

Hej! Vi är nummer ett (Hej!) Skurken nummer ett! Hej! Hej! Vi är nummer ett (Hej!) Vi är nummer ett Vi är nummer ett Vi är nummer ett Hej hej!

Hey! We are number one (Hey!) We are number one So listen closely. Now I'm going to tell you something I will teach you to become like me If you want to be the villain number one Hunting the superhero is what's right
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Now follow me and see how it's done Be careful so you're not heard Shhhh! No, don't touch that!

We are number one (Hey!) We are number one (Hey!) We are number one

With this little net we'll get hasty When I say "now", be ready to throw Now! Throw it at him, not me! Ugh, we'll try something else. Now watch and learn, we'll make it slippery You'll slip around on a banana's peel What are you doing!?

Hey! We are number one (Hey!) Villain number one! Hey! Hey! We are number one (Hey!) We are number one We are number one We are number one Hey hey!