Spliced theme song

The Spliced theme song is played in every episode's title sequence. It was composed by Blair Packham.

Brazilian Portuguese
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Dutch
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English
On a tiny little island in the ocean called Pacific There's a mixed-up group of creatures that are really quite horrific Stitched together with whatever that was found or could be grabbed Reinvented in the bowels of a lab
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Spliced! They have all been spliced Half-baked and diced And regurgitated

By some crazy doctor (Spliced!) Who with vamoose And now you'll pay the price They have all

Bits of hippo, chunks of llama Swap the hind legs for an udder Splice a parakeet with donkey feet And season it with butter

It's no ordinary island Do we have to say it twice? It's no ordinary island 'cuz it's Spliced! (x3)

French
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Hebrew
שם הרחק על אי פצפוני שבאמצע ים פתוח יש ערבוב של יצורים די מחרידים ללא ויכוח שחוברו להם ביחד סתם מכל הבא ליד, בתוך חדר אפלולי ומבוזז.
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מוטרף, זה האי המוטרף בו הכול מחופף, די מבחיל ופרוע. כי היה שם דוקטור שהתחרפן ועכשיו תורכם כשתראו...

ראש של היפו, גוף של למה, במקום רגל יש עטין, רבע תוכי עם ג'ירפה ותוסיף תיבול עדין,

זה מקום קצת משוגע אם לא הבנתם עד עכשיו, זה מקום קצת משוגע כי זה האי המוטרף.

Korean
저기 넓디 넓은 태평양에 외딴 섬이 하나 근데 뭐가 뭔지 뒤죽박죽 이상한게 많아 완전 엉망진창 합쳐 만든 돌연변이들 정말 황당하고 모한 섬마을
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Wow! 모든 게 짬뽕! 조물조물 반죽된 DNA 미치광이 박사 어딜 갔나! 뒷감당 안 되는 돌연변이들

그냥 조각 조각 뿌셔뿌셔 마구마구 섞어섞어 대충대충 붙여붙여 섬에 남겨 봤어 여기 돌연변이 섬은 뭔가 많이 이상해 개나 소나 모두가 돌연변이 돌연변이

Latin American Spanish
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Swedish
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Missing versions

 * Danish
 * Norwegian