Family Guy theme song

The Family Guy theme song is composed by Walter Murphy, Seth MacFarlane and David Zuckerman, and is featured at the beginning of most episodes of the show.

English

 * Singers: Seth MacFarlane (Peter, Brian, Stewie), Alex Borstein (Lois), Seth Green (Chris), and Lacey Chabert (Meg)

Lyrics
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old fashion values... on which we used to rely?

Lucky, there's a Family Guy! Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!

He's...a...Family...Guy!

Czech

 * Singers: ?

Já čekám jen, kdy už zmizí, samý sex a násilí s televizí. Kde starý dobrý hodnoty jsou? Nám nezbývá než se ptát!
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Ženatej chlap nejlíp se má! Když ho bota tlačí, vyjmenuje radši všechno, co mu nejvíc! (Zabrat dá!)

Ten...se...nejlíp má! I'm just waiting, for it to disappear, all the sex and violence on TV. Where did all those good old values go? We have no choice but to ask!
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It's a married man at his best! When the shoe's on the other foot, he'd rather name everything that's most important to him! (He's a pain in the ass!)

He's...the...best!

French

 * Singers: Maïk Darah (Lois), Michel Dodane (Peter)

Chaque jour, chaque soir, on voit de la violence à la télé, du sexe au ciné.
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Mais où sont donc passées ces bonnes vieilles valeurs... qui faisaient notre bonheur?

Qui ressemble à une vraie famille? Une famille qui va vous rendre complètement fou! Ils sont vraiment tous bêtes a pleurer!

Ce...sont...les...Griffin! Every day, every night, we see violence on TV, sex in the movies.
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But where are those good old values... that made us happy?

What kind of family is this? A family that will drive you completely crazy! They're all so stupid that it'll make you cry!

These...are...the...Griffins!

Hebrew
This version uses the original English audio with Hebrew subtitles, as the series lacks a Hebrew dub.


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It seems today that all we see are violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are the old values that we relied upon?
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Luckily there is a family man! Lucky there's a person who can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!

He is a family man!

Hungarian

 * Singers: ?

A TV-ben már nincs semmi más. Csak szex meg bűn, ez lett a szórakozás. A régi jó dolgok úgy eltűntek... hogy tátva marad a száj! Még jó, hogy van a Family Guy! Megmutatjuk neked, foghatod a fejed, sírsz vagy nevetsz rajta hasad fáj! Itt...a...Family...Guy! There's nothing else on TV anymore. Only sex and crime, that's what entertainment has become. The good old stuff is all gone... it leaves you speechless! Good thing we have Family Guy! We'll show you, so hold on to your head, you'll be crying and laughing 'til your stomach hurts! Here...is...Family...Guy!
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Italian

 * Singers: Mino Caprio (Peter), James Leslie La Penna (Brian), Nanni Baldini (Stewie), Davide Lepore (Chris), Antonella Rinaldi (Lois) and Maura Cenciarelli (Meg)

C'è solo sesso, e violenza in TV. Quei cari bei programmi, ormai non ci son più. Che fine hanno fatto quei vecchi valori... su cui potevi contare?
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La famiglia Griffin è qui! Lei può rallegrarti, ed appassionarti con le sue avventure! (Più out che in!)

La famiglia Griffin! There's nothing but sex, and violence on TV. Those darling old programs, they're all gone now. What happened to those good old values... that you could count on?
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The Griffin family is here! They can cheer you up, and thrill you with their adventures! (More out than in!)

The Griffin family!

Portuguese (Brazil)

 * Singers: Luiz Carlos de Moraes (Peter), Adriana Pissardini (Lois), Wellington Lima (Stewie), César Leitão (Brian), Marcos Hailer (Chris), and Raquel Marinho (Meg)

Parece que hoje só o que se vê É violência em filmes e sexo na TV.
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Mas onde estão os bons e velhos costumes... que costumávamos ter?

Uma delícia de família! Que vive em harmonia, sempre com alegria, sorrindo todo dia! (Uma grande piada!)

Uma...família...da...pesada! [Uma Familia da Pesada] It seems today the only thing you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
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But where are those good old habits... that we used to follow?

A wonderful family! One that lives in harmony, always with joy, smiling every day! (What a huge joke!)

A real tough family! [A Real Tough Family]

Romanian
This version uses the original English audio with Romanian subtitles.

(???) E violenţa-n filme şi sexul la televizor. Dar unde-ar putea să-fie vechile valori de familie Pe care ne bazam cândva?
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Ce bine că există un familist! Bine cavem, frate, Un bărbat care sigur poate Să facă tot ceea ce ne Umple de plâns şi zâmbete!

E un familist! (???) is violence in movies and sex on TV. But what happened to the old family values that we once relied on?
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It's a good thing there's a family man! Good digging, buddy, a man who can certainly do anything to make us cry and smile!

He's a family man!

Russian

 * Singers: ?

Ах, нынче все каналы будто заодно: Насилие и секс в новостях и в кино. Неужели устарели совесть и мораль, Которыми всегда гордился я?
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Одно у нас убежище – семья. Нам, право, одиноких очень жаль, Но скажем вам, друзья, без вранья:

Гриффины – здоровая семья! Ah, these days it's like all the channels are the same: Violence and sex in the news and movies. Are they obsolete, conscience and morality Which I have always been proud of?
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Our only refuge is family. We really feel sorry for the lonely, But let's tell you, friends, no lies:

The Griffins are a sensible family!

Spanish (Latin America)

 * Singers: Humberto Vélez (Peter), Sylvia Garcel (Lois), René García (Stewie), Gerardo Reyero (Brian), Carlos Amador (Chris), and Cony Madera (Meg)

Parece que hoy todo lo que ves es sexo en la tele y violencia en cine. ¿Donde quedaron los buenos valores... en los que creíamos?
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Padre de Familia es el! Es un hombre que completamente puede hacer lo que nos hace ¡reír y llorar!

El...es...¡Padre...de...Familia! [Padre de Familia] It seems today that all you see is sex on TV and violence in movies. Where did all those good values go... the ones we used to believe in?
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He is the Family Guy! He is a man who can completely do what makes us laugh and cry!

He...is...the Family Guy! [Family Guy]

Ukrainian (ISP Film Studio)

 * Singers: ?

Сьогодні в кіно і по всіх каналах Розпуста і насилля, уже всіх дістали! Куди ж поділися передачі на теми мудрі, добрі і вічні? Мудрі, добрі і вічні!
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На щастя є зразковий сім'янин, У нього затишний дім, У нього дружна родина, Та й пес наче людина! Зворушливі і смішні, Хто ж вони?

Все це Гріфіни! Today, in the cinema and on all channels There's debauchery and violence, everyone is already sick of them! What happened to the shows on the wise, the good and the eternal? The wise, the good and the eternal!
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Luckily there's an exemplary family guy, He has a cosy house, He has a friendly family, And even a dog like a human! Touching and funny, Who are they?

They're all the Griffins!

Ukrainian (Tak Treba Production)

 * Singers: ?

Здається нині, усе, що є – Жорстокість у фільмах і секс по ТБ. А де ж усі моральні принципи, Які основою є?
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Добре, що у нас є сім'я! Сім'янин, як завжди, Правильно все скаже, Тут чекають всіх Сльози і сміх!

Це все Гріфіни! It seems today that all there is Is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are all the moral principles That are the basis?
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It's good that we have a family! Family Guy, as always, Will say the right thing, Tears and laughter Await everyone here!

It's all about the Griffins!