The Universe Is Against Me (Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe)

"The Universe Is Against Me" is a song from the movie Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe. It is the second song in the film's official soundtrack.

There are three versions of this song: a short version sung at the beginning of the film, a longer version that plays during the end credits, and an extended version from the soundtrack.

English

 * Singers: Ashley Tisdale (Candace), Olivia Olson, and Laura Dickinson

I can't take it anymore I don't know why I even get out of bed And why, when I've seen it all before It's like a dagger hanging over my head
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Every day is just the same I always have to hang my head in shame It doesn't matter, time or place There's always egg on my face

The universe is against me And no one here defends me Everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before And it sends me into this manic frenzy And yes, it still offends me The whole universe is against me

You would not believe the mayhem That they think up under that tree It always works out great for the two of them How come it never works out for me?

It's like beating my head into a wall This constant losing makes me feel so small I don't know where I should begin When do I get a win?

The universe is against me And no one here defends me And everyone pretends we haven't seen it all before And it sends me into this manic frenzy And yes, it still offends me The whole universe is against me

(The whole universe is against me) (The whole universe is against me) The whole universe is against me

Cantonese
慘 一朝早不小心我再不相信可以奮不顧身 什麼 當初根本不清楚那好似黑暗威脅即將要來
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又過半天悶爆廠 羞恥得只會向著鏡對望 無人會記得何時那方 一心想迫我投降

就獨自敵對大宇宙 沒有支撐在背後 縱使慘只揮手 結果　信我過去大用處身手 無重不安地退後 無數攻擊怎麼收 容我一聲不發的享受

容我一聲不發的享受

Cháam Yāt jīu jóu bāt síu sām ngóh joi bāt sēung seun hó yíh fáhn bāt gu sān Sahm mō Dōng chō gān bún bāt chīng chó náh hóu chíh hāk am wāi hip jīk jēung yiu lòih
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Yauh gwo bun tīn muhn baau chóng Sāu chí dāk jí wúi heung jeuk geng deui mohng Mòuh yàhn wúi gei dāk hòh sìh náh fōng Yāt sām séung bīk ngóh tàuh hòhng

Jauh duhk jih dihk deui daaih yúh jauh Muht yáuh jī chāang joih bui hauh Jung sí cháam jí faī sáu Git gwó, seun ngóh gwo heui daaih yuhng chyu sān sáu Mòuh chùhng bāt ōn deih teui hauh Mòuh sou gūng gīk jám mō sāu Yùhng ngóh yāt sēng bāt faat dīk héung sauh

Yùhng ngóh yāt sēng bāt faat dīk héung sauh

Danish
Jeg er træt af alt det her Er der en grund til overhovedet at stå op? Og nej, jeg har set det hele før Jeg kender føl'sen i hele min krop
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Det' det samme om igen Jeg er min eneste og bedste ven Og skønt jeg ikke har gjort en pind Så er det mig, der' til grin

Hel' universet er mod mig Der' ingen her, der tror mig Og alle går og tror, jeg bare går og finder på det Det gør mig på ingen måde glad, nej Det sender mig en vred vej For hele universet er mod mig

Hele universet er mod mig

I'm tired of all of this Is there even a reason to get out of bed? And no, I've seen it all before I know the feeling in my entire body
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It's the same thing happening all over I'm my only and best friend And although I haven't done a thing I'm the one who's made a fool of

The entire universe is against me No one here believes And they all think I'm just making up stuff It makes me in no way happy, no It sends me down an angry path 'Cause the entire universe is against me The entire universe is against me Translation source: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/universe-against-me-danish-entire-universe.html

Dutch
Ik, ik kan dit niet meer aan Ik snap niet waarom ik mijn bed nog uitklim Mijn blik blijft maar op oneindig staan Wat heeft dit eigenlijk dan nu nog voor zin?
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Het is elke dag hetzelfde lied Al doe ik zo mijn best, het lukt me maar niet Het maakt niet uit, want wat ik ook doe Er is altijd weer gedoe

Oh het heelal dat is tegen me En niemand hier verdedigt me Het gemak vergeten we Dit is niet de eerste keer, het beledigt me Ik hang in het leeg ledigde En iedereen beledigt me Het hele heelal dat is tegen me

Het hele heelal dat is tegen me

Finnish
Ei, en kestä enempää En enää tahtois nousta sängystäkään Ja vaikka jo tuttua on tää Se roikkuu tikarina yllä mun pään
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Koskaan muutu kai tää ei Jo multa reippauden ja ryhdin se vei Ja aivan missä ja milloin vaan Aina vain mut nolataan

On aivan kaikki mua vastaan En apua saa koskaan Samaa vanhaa roskaa Me vaan aina kerrataan Se on tuskaa Mut kolataan isoista Onks niillä päätä nostaa Joo, aina on kaikki mua vastaan

Joo, aina on kaikki mua vastaan

French

 * Singer: Brenda Hervé (Candace)

Moi j'peux plus supporter ça J'aimerais bien que ce tourbillon s'arrête Pourquoi ça recommence à chaque fois C'est comme une épée au-dessus de ma tête
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Chaque jour tout est pareil J'ai honte, je rase les murs dès mon réveil Quoi que je fasse, où que je sois J'ai peur de faire un faux pas

Tout l'univers est contre moi Et on ne me défend pas Et tout le monde croit Que j'invente ce que je vois Et ça m'envoie Des bulles de désarroi Ca me met hors de moi Et tout l'univers est contre moi

Oui, tout l'univers est contre moi

German
Nein, ich halt das nicht mehr aus Das macht doch alles überhaupt keinen Sinn Ich bleib heut im Bett, und geh nicht raus Weil ich bei diesem Spiel doch niemals gewinn
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Ich hab schon so viel probiert Doch es hat niemand was ich sag kapiert Für sie kommt‘s immer so wie es soll Und mich nimmt keiner für voll

Das Universum ist gegen mich Und niemand hier versteht mich Alle tun hier täglich Als wär einfach nichts passiert Sie frustrieren mich Sie nerven und blamieren mich Und sehr bald explodier ich Das Universum ist gegen mich

Das Universum ist gegen mich

Greek
Δεν αντέχω άλλο πια Δεν ξέρω καν γιατί ξυπνάω το πρωί Γιατί το ίδιο ντεζά-βου ξανά συνέχεια Κάποιος με απειλεί με σπαθί
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Το έργο το 'χω ξαναδεί Τον εαυτό μου έχω σιχαθεί Τα ίδια πάλι απ' την αρχή Και σκάω απ' την ντροπή

Το σύμπαν με πολεμάει Ο κόσμος με ξεχνάει Δεν έχω κάποιον πλάι Λες και είμαι άγνωστη εντελώς Μου τη σπάει Με λιώνει, με πονάει Στα Τάρταρα με πάει Το σύμπαν με πολεμάει

Το σύμπαν θα με πολεμάει

Den antécho állo pia Den xéro kan giatí xypnáo to proí Giatí to ídio ntezá-vou xaná synécheia Kápoios me apeileí me spathí
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To érgo to 'cho xanadeí Ton eaftó mou écho sichatheí Ta ídia páli ap' tin archí Kai skáo ap' tin ntropí

To sýmpan me polemáei O kósmos me xechnáei Den écho kápoion plái Les kai eímai ágnosti entelós Mou ti spáei Me liónei, me ponáei Sta Tártara me páei To sýmpan me polemáei

To sýmpan tha me polemáei

Hebrew

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Lo, lo yechola yoter Az ma hata'am lehamshich lenasot? Vedai, mitchashek kvar levater U'virtsinut shekvar ba li livkot
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Kol yom kan otto davar Kulam gormim li lehargish muzar Lo meshaneh ma mitrachesh Hakol tamid mishtabesh

Yekum shalem mitnakel li Ve'af 'chad lo ozer li Kol ha'olam lo'eg li Kvar avarti et hakol, hitchaber li Shezeh lo yishtaneh, ki Ulai habe'aya bi Ze kol hayekum mitnakel li

Ze kol hayekum mitnakel li Romanization source: https://lyricstranslate.com/en/universe-against-me-hebrew-universe-i.html-0

Hungarian
Miért oly rémes ez a nap? Hogy reggel felkeltem, az nagy hiba volt Miért más? Hova néztem, amikor egy kard a fejem fölé odakúszott?
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Ez sem más, egy újabb nap Adok egy nagy pofont a pofonnak Mert énrám mindig a kudarc vár Elfogy az energiám

A világ tutira rám szállt A többiek meg hagyják Gyűlölöm a karmát Sosem számít a szavam Hogy is bírnám? Ha könnyes lesz a párnám Mert elszakad a cérnám Csak én vagyok célpont a táblán

Csak én vagyok célpont a táblán

Italian

 * Singers: Ilaria De Rosa (Candace), Gabriella Scalise, Renata Fusco, Marianna Mennitti, and Claudia Paganelli

Io non ce la faccio più Vorrei restare nel mio letto, perché Non c'è niente di diverso E i giorni sono tutti uguali per me
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Non c'è mai speranza che Sia quella destinata a vincere C'è una spada di Damocle Che incombe sopra di me

Ce l'ha con me l'universo Si è messo di traverso E proprio non c'è verso Che qualcosa vada in modo diverso Il mio è un destino avverso È un gioco che ho già perso Ho contro l'intero universo

Quante assurde idee che hanno Ed è incredibile, perché Va sempre liscia a loro due Però non va mai liscia invece a me

C'è un muro di gomma e penso che È proprio deprimente perdere E forse è solo un sogno il mio Voglio vincere anch'io

Ce l'ha con me l'universo Si è messo di traverso E proprio non c'è verso Che qualcosa vada in modo diverso Il mio è un destino avverso È un gioco che ho già perso Ho contro l'intero universo

(Ho contro l'intero universo) (Ho contro l'intero universo) Ho contro l'intero universo

I can't stand it anymore I want to stay in my bed, because There's nothing different And everyday it's the same for me
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There's never a hope that I'm the one who's bound to win There's a sword of Damocles That's hanging over me

The universe is against me It got in my way And there's no even a chance That something could go in a different way Mine is an adverse fate It's a game that I've already lost I've got the whole universe against me

How many crazy ideas they have And it's incredible, because It always goes well for both of them But instead it never goes well for me

There's a brick wall and I think that It's really disappointing to lose And maybe mine it's just a dream I want to win too

The universe is against me It got in my way And there's no even a chance That something could go in a different way Mine is an adverse fate It's a game that I've already lost I've got the whole universe against me

(I've got the whole universe against me) (I've got the whole universe against me) I've got the whole universe against me

Korean
더는 참기 힘들어 아침에 눈 뜨는 게 정말 싫어 난 왜 당하기만 하는지 도저히 이해할 수 없는 사실
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매일매일 똑같아 행운은 나의 편이 아니야 언제나 어디에 있거나 창피만 당하는 나

이 우주는 나의 적이야 날 지킬 친구 없어 내 편은 하나 없어 나는 항상 괴로움에 젖었어 우주가 나는 미워 내 편은 하나 없어 이 우주는 나의 적이야

이 우주는 나의 적이야

Deoneun chamgi himdeul-eo Achim-e nun tteuneun ge jeongmal silh-eo Nan wae danghagiman haneunji Dojeohi ihaehal su eobsneun sasil
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Maeilmaeil ttoggat-a Haeng-un-eun naui pyeon-i aniya Eonjena eodie issgeona Changpiman danghaneun na

I ujuneun naui jeog-iya Nal jikil chingu eobs-eo Nae pyeon-eun hana eobs-eo Naneun hangsang goeloum-e jeoj-eoss-eo Ujuga naneun miwo Nae pyeon-eun hana eobs-eo I ujuneun naui jeog-iya

I ujuneun naui jeog-iya

Malay
Aku tak tahan lagi Kenapa aku bangkit dari katil Dan bukannya aku tak tahu Bak pisau tergantung di kepalaku
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Tiap hari tiada beza Rasa malu yang tebal sentiasa Tak kira dimana jua Diperbodohkan saja

Aku ditentang semesta Apa dipertahankan Semuanya berpura Tak benar dan entah apa Sampai hilang Ada apa di buatnya Dan biar aku terluka Ku ditentang satu semesta

Ku ditentang satu semesta

Polish
Mam po dziurki tego już I z łóżka wcale ruszać nie chce mi się I czemu na gardle czuję nóż? Znowu to samo, niech uszczypnie ktoś mnie
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Każdy dzień jest taki sam Do wstydu wciąż powodów setki mam I choć chcę los pokonać ów Kompromituję się znów

Bo wszechświat uwziął się na mnie Do boju więc z nim staję Choć każdy udaje, że nie wiedział, co się dzieje dokładnie I bzika już dostaję Że los mnie dziś znów zagnie Bo ten wszechświat uwziął się na mnie

Bo ten wszechświat uwziął się na mnie

I'm sick and tired of it already And I don't want to get out of bed at all And why do I feel like I have a gun pointed at my head? Everything's all over again, somebody pinch me
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Every day is the same I still have hundreds of reasons to be ashamed And even though I want to defeat yonder fate I humiliate myself again

'Cause the universe has it in for me So I'm off to fight with it Though everybody's pretending that they didn't know for sure what was going on And I'm weirding out already That fate will catch me out today again 'Cause this universe has it in for me

'Cause this universe has it in for me Translation source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36XJoMTjBAw

Portuguese (Brazil)

 * Singers: Mariana Féo (Candace), Cleyde Jane, and Bernardo Legrand

Não aguento, eu já cansei Não sei porque insisto em me levantar E quase que eu já me acostumei Com a nuvem negra que não quer me largar
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E todo dia é sempre igual Sou humilhada e já é normal A vida só me trata assim Jogando ovo em mim

O universo me odeia E a vida me estapeia É sempre uma rasteira E todos fingem que é normal Me golpeia E só me desnorteia Me acerta de mão cheia Eu sei que o universo me odeia

Toda vez a mesma história Quando decidem aprontar Os dois sempre terminam na glória E só me resta me conformar

E já me acostumei a me dar mal Me sinto péssima e é sempre igual Não sei por onde começar Quando é que eu vou ganhar?

O universo me odeia E a vida me estapeia É sempre uma rasteira E todos fingem que é normal Me golpeia E só me desnorteia Me acerta de mão cheia Eu sei que o universo me odeia

(Eu sei que o universo me odeia) (Eu sei que o universo me odeia) Eu sei que o universo me odeia

Portuguese (Portugal)
Eu já não aguento mais Não sei porque é que me irei levantar Porquê, já vi tudo, é demais É como algo que me vai esborrachar
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Tudo igual vai sempre ser Tanta vergonha que vou sempre ter Não há lugar ou altura ideal Sou sempre quem fica mal

O universo a tramar-me Ninguém a ajudar-me Todos a ignorar que Isto já aconteceu Vai deixar-me Maluca e chatear-me E só vai magoar-me O universo todo a tramar-me

O universo todo a tramar-me

Romanian
Mi-e universu' împotrivă Și nimeni nu observă Toți acum pretind că n-au văzut cum…
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Mi-e tot universu' împotrivă

The universe is against me And nobody's noticing Everyone's now pretending that they haven't seen how…
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The whole universe is against me Translation source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V6u9mbxSjU

Spanish (Latin America)

 * Singers: Fernanda Gastélum (Candace) and Lola Arruti

No lo puedo soportar Ni sé por qué me tengo que levantar ¿Por qué? Si yo todo lo que sé Es una daga que me quieren cortar
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La misma historia cada vez Yo con mi cara siempre al revés Y no importa si es después Cara de huevo me ves

El universo está en mi contra Es una gran refriega Y todos aparentan miedo, eso ya lo sé Pues reniegas y vas así a ciegas Y eso me doblega El universo está en mi contra

No vas a creer las cosas Que ellos hacen sin preguntar Y siempre salen bien, sin culparlos más A mis las cosas me funcionan mal

Así, contra corriente siempre voy Y voy perdiendo todo lo de hoy Y no sé dónde empezar ¿Cuándo voy a ganar?

El universo está en mi contra Es una gran refriega Y todos aparentan miedo, eso ya lo sé Pues reniegas y vas así a ciegas Y eso me doblega El universo está en mi contra

(El universo está en mi contra) (El universo está en mi contra) El universo está en mi contra

Spanish (Spain)
Ya no puedo aguantar más No tengo fuerzas para tenerme en pie ¿Por qué lo voy a soportar? Estoy entre la espada y la pared
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Nada cambia alrededor Solo vergüenza y un intenso dolor Tan solo sé que, en mi interior Creo que voy a peor

El universo me ataca Y nadie hace nada Otra vez me pasa y me vuelve a pasar Y no acaba, me vuelve muy maniaca Me ofende y me amenaza Porque este universo me ataca

Porque este universo me ataca

Turkish
Dayanamıyorum Neden yataktan kalktım bilemiyorum Neden önceden gördüm bunu Üdstümde sallanan bir kılıç gibi
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Her bir gün, her şey aynı Utançtan yanıp yıkılıyorum Yeri zamanı hiç önemse Şaşkın görünüyorum

Evren daima bana karşı Ve kimse durmuyor Herkes görmeze yatıyor Görmedim diyor Ve bu da beni çok çıldırtıyor Ve de alınıyorum Neden her zaman bana karşı?

Neden her zaman bana karşı?

Missing versions

 * The end credits version of the song was left undubbed in the Indonesian, Romanian, and both Persian dubs. Additionally, the German and European Spanish soundtracks left the extended version of the song undubbed.