Family Guy theme song

The Family Guy theme song is composed by Walter Murphy, Seth MacFarlane, and David Zuckerman, and is featured at the beginning of most episodes of the show.

English

 * Singers: Seth MacFarlane (Peter, Brian, Stewie), Alex Borstein (Lois), Seth Green (Chris), and Lacy Chabert (Meg)

Lyrics
It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old fashion values... on which we used to rely?

Lucky, there's a Family Guy! Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry!

He's...a...Family...Guy!

Czech
Já čekám jen, kdy už zmizí, samý sex a násilí s televizí. Kde starý dobrý hodnoty jsou? Nám nezbývá než se ptát!
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Ženatej chlap nejlíp se má! Když ho bota tlačí, vyjmenuje radši všechno, co mu nejvíc! (Zabrat dá!)

Ten...se...nejlíp má! I'm just waiting, for it to disappear, all the sex and violence on TV. Where did all those good old values go? We have no choice but to ask!
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It's a married man at his best! When the shoe's on the other foot, he'd rather name everything that's most important to him! (He's a pain in the ass!)

He's...the...best!

French
Chaque jour, chaque soir, on voit de la violence à la télé, du sexe au ciné.
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Mais où sont donc passées ces bonnes vieilles valeurs... qui faisaient notre bonheur?

Qui ressemble à une vraie famille? Une famille qui va vous rendre complètement fou! Ils sont vraiment tous bêtes a pleurer!

Ce...sont...les...Griffin! Every day, every night, we see violence on TV, sex in the movies.
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But where are those good old values... that made us happy?

What kind of family is this? A family that will drive you completely crazy! They're all so stupid that it'll make you cry!

These...are...the...Griffins!

Hungarian
A TV-ben már nincs semmi más. Csak szex meg bűn, ez lett a szórakozás. A régi jó dolgok úgy eltűntek... hogy tátva marad a száj! Még jó, hogy van a Family Guy! Megmutatjuk neked, foghatod a fejed, sírsz vagy nevetsz rajta hasad fáj! Itt...a...Family...Guy! There's nothing else on TV anymore. Only sex and crime, that's what entertainment has become. The good old stuff is all gone... it leaves you speechless! Good thing we have Family Guy! We'll show you, so hold on to your head, you'll be crying and laughing 'til your stomach hurts! Here...is...Family...Guy!
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Italian
C'è solo sesso, e violenza in TV. Quei cari bei programmi, ormai non ci son più. Che fine hanno fatto quei vecchi valori... su cui potevi contare?
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La famiglia Griffin è qui! Lei può rallegrarti, ed appassionarti con le sue avventure! (Più out che in!)

La famiglia Griffin!
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Portuguese (Brazil)

 * Singers: Luiz Carlos de Moraes (Peter), Adriana Pissardini (Lois), Wellington Lima (Stewie), César Leitão (Brian), Marcos Hailer (Chris), and Raquel Marinho (Meg)

Parece que hoje só o que se vê É violência em filmes e sexo na TV.
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Mas onde estão os bons e velhos costumes... que costumávamos ter?

Uma delícia de família! Que vive em harmonia, sempre com alegria, sorrindo todo dia! (Uma grande piada!)

Uma...família...da...pesada! It seems today the only thing you see is violence in movies and sex on TV.
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But where are those good old habits... that we used to follow?

A wonderful family! One that lives in harmony, always with joy, smiling every day! (What a huge joke!)

A real tough family!

Russian
Каналы все как заодно. Секс на телеэкране, жгёт как кино.
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Какие же моральные устои... чтоб вдохновляли меня?

К нам идёт на помощь семья! Как всегда в ударе, наш семейный парень! Вдохновляли только смех даря!

Мы...его...семья! Every channel feels the same. Sex on TV, it burns like a movie.
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Where are those morals... to inspire us?

The family comes to the rescue! He's on a roll as always, our family man! Inspired by laughter and laughter alone!

We're...his...family!

Spanish (Latin America)

 * Singers: Humberto Vélez (Peter), Sylvia Garcel (Lois), René García (Stewie), Gerardo Reyero (Brian), Carlos Amador (Chris), and Cony Madera (Meg)

Parece que hoy todo lo que ves es sexo en la tele y violencia en cine. ¿Donde quedaron los buenos valores... en los que creíamos?
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Padre de Familia es el! Es un hombre que completamente puede hacer lo que nos hace ¡reír y llorar!

El...es...¡Padre...de...Familia! It seems today that all you see is sex on TV and violence in movies. Where did all those good values go... the ones we used to believe in?
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He is the Family Guy! He is a man who can completely do what makes us laugh and cry!

He...is...the Family Guy!

Season 19, Episode 1
Заполонили канали всі Гріх, секс, і жорстокість, Та купа дурні Сімейні цінності вже не пошанні Як все це носить Земля? Добре, що у нас є сім'я! Бо нашому роду – нема переводу! Скаже це вам навіть немовля! Це наша сім'я! All the channels are filled with crime, sex, and violence, and all kinds of stupid stuff. Family values are no longer honored. How can the Earth bear it all? It's a good thing we have this family! Because our family... is irreplaceable! Even a baby can tell you that!
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This is...our...family!