File:Phineas and Ferb - There's a Platypus Controlling Me

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Vanessa: Dad? Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Oh, hi, Vanessa! Vanessa: Dad, what are you doing? Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest, I don't really understand But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands And I got records on my fingers Teens: Whaaat? Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Records on my fingers I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop Teens: Don't stop Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I can't stop, I got a platypus controlling me Teens: Whaaat? Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I got a platypus controlling me Now let me sum it up It was a strange set of circumstances Teens: Strange set of circumstances Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands, now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop Teens: Don't stop! Don't stop! Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I would if I was able There's a Platypus Controlling Me, he's underneath the table Teens: There's a platypus controlling him- WHAAAT?

Teen: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down! Teens: Like corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Weird Teen: My teacher is a panda

Teens: Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda Yeah we've all got a platypus controlling us

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No, just me Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'd stop if I was able Teens: We've all got a platypus controlling us Heinz Doofenshmirtz: I'm not speaking metaphorically the platypus controlling me is underneath the table

Wait! Oh wait, no, he's gone! Heyyy! There's no platypus controlling me. There's no platypus controlling me

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