Don't Buy a Calendar, Tomorrow's Already Gone! (Earthworm Jim)

Don't Buy a Calendar, Tomorrow's Already Gone! was performed by the fictional Lounge Singer Duo, Morty and Ilene, written by Evil the Cat, and is composed of a special melody that can destroy the universe. It was heard in the Season 2 episode, "Lounge Day's Journey into the Night" both within the episode, and during the credits.

English

 * Singer: April Winchell (Ilene) and Billy West (Morty)

I told my baby things are different from now on, (Capiche?) Don't buy a calendar, tomorrow's already gone! You've got your troubles, they'll be gone in a flash! (Yes they will!) Cause in the morning, the universe- It's out with the trash!

Part II


She's so existential! (Thank you.) Take the universe away, Smash the milky way, New York, London, and that kooky Bombay! Make thr crazy old univerese, go away!! (Huh? What?)

Basque

 * Singer: TBA

Russian (Selena International)

 * Singer: Morty and Ilene's Singing Audio is Retained, Unknown Voiceover

European Spanish

 * Singer: TBA