"Bum Biddy" is a song performed by Adam Sander and the Eight Crazy Nights Cast from the 2002 adult animated Hanukkah musical comedy film Eight Crazy Nights.
It is used in the scene where Davey Stone reprimands everyone for not recognizing Whitey Duvall's good deeds for the town. Various citizens begin recalling times they were cruel to Whitey, and show remorse. Eventually all break out into chanting "Bum biddy biddy biddy bum" together.
English[]
- Singers: Adam Sandler & the Eight Crazy Nights Cast
Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey Either through basketball or the mall or various odd Jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Whitey's Face or ruthlessly made fun of his feet or voice or sister Or shortness when he wasn't looking But the next time you'd see him he'd still go out of his way to Smile and wave at you and ask you about your mother's Operation or something like that because he, unlike us Actually cares about someone other than himself The reason I bring this up to you is because I was the worst offender of all.. My life was simply going nowhere Then a tiny little man rushed to my side He should've gotten a big thank you Instead he got a Porta-Potty ride I was such a shithead But he never quit on me 'Til I told him he was useless And his sister was freaky Once when we were watching Sunday football A fuzzy screen was all that we could see Whitey came over with a hanger And spent the game atop our T.V And when the lightning struck him He let out a wicked, loud yell But we just turned up the volume And ignored the burning smell We should all rot in hell I went to high school with Whitey As a joke I told him to meet me at the prom When he got there, I said: "I can't believe you thought I was Serious." So he ran home crying and slow-danced with his Mom What a crushing blow to Whitey I bet you wish you could take it back How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sounds to me like you are all on crack! (Huh?) Tonight Whitey was counting on this town to show that we care, But the first time he really needed us we weren't there~ And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Hanukkah~ It's just not fair Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand.... (Yes...) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Bulgarian[]
- Readers: Sotir Melev / Сотир Мелев, Ivan Tanev / Иван Танев, Tsvetoslava Simeonova / Цветослава Симеонова and Simona Stoyanova / Симона Стоянова
Всички в тази зала сте били свързани с Уайти. Било чрез баскетбола или мола, или различните работи, които върши из града безплатно, или за долар. Предполагам деветдесет и девет процента от вас или са му се смели в лицето, или са се присмивали на краката му, гласа му, сестра му, или ръста му, когато не е гледал. Но когато го срещнете, той ще ви се усмихне и ще помаха, ще попита за операцията на майка ви или за нещо друго. Защото на него, за разлика от нас, му пука за някой друг, освен за себе си. Причината да ви казвам това, е че аз бях най-лош с него от всички вас тук. Животът ми отиваше наникъде, когато мъничък старец ми помогна. Трябваше да получи голямо благодаря! Вместо това получи тоалетни лайна. Аз бях такъв задръстеняк, но той не се отказа от мен. Докато не му казах, че е безполезен и че сестра му е луда. Веднъж гледахме мача в неделя, виждаше се само сив екран. Уайти дойде у нас със закачалка и прекара нощта на телевизора. А когато го удари мълнията, започна да крещи високо. Но ние увеличихме звука и игнорирахме мириса на изгоряло. Всички да горим в ада! А аз бях в гимназията с Уайти, като шега му казах да ме чака на бала. Когато дойде аз му казах: "Не мога да повярвам, че си мислил, че съм сериозна!" И той побягна плачейки, и танцува с майка си. Какво разочарование за Уайти... Сигурно ти се иска да не го беше правила? Как сте могли да бъдете така жестоки с Уайти? Май всички сте се напушили? Тази вечер Уайти разчиташе на този град да покаже, че ни е грижа! За пръв път той се нуждаеше от нас, но ние не бяхме там, в този момент... И на Коледа, и на миналата Ханука... Просто не е честно! Чудя се: "Дали този някога си е бърсал задника с грешната ръка?" Да!
Everyone in this hall has been associated with Whitey. Either through basketball or the mall, or the various jobs, he does around the town for free, or for a dollar. I'm guessing that 99% of you either have laughed at his face, or have laughed of his feet, his voice, his sister or his height, when he wasn't looking. But when you meet him, he will smile and he'll wave at you, he'll ask you about your mother's operation or something else. Because for him, unlike us, he cares about someone other than himself. The reason I'm telling you this is because I was the worst with him of all here. My life was going nowhere when a tiny old man helped me. He should've gotten a big thank you! Instead he got toilet shits. I was such a shithead, but he didn't give up on me. Until I told him that he was useless and his sister was crazy. Once we were watching a Sunday match only a gray screen was visible. Whitey came over with a hanger and spend the night on the TV. And when the lightning struck him, he started screaming high. But we turned up the volume and ignored the burning smell. May all we burn in hell! And I was in high school with Whitey, as a joke I told him to wait me at the prom. When he came I told him: "I can't believe you've thought, that I'm serious!" And he ran away crying and danced with his mother. What a disappointment to Whitey... Surely you wished you hadn't done that? How could you be so cruel to Whitey? I guess you're all high? Tonight Whitey was counting on this town to show that we care! For the first time he needed us, but we weren't there in this moment... On Christmas and the last Hanukkah... It's just not fair! I wonder if this guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand? Yes!
French (Europe)[]
- Singers: Serge Faliu, Celine Monsarrat, Jackie Berger, Pierre-François Pistorio, & Chorus
Chacun de vous ici fut associés un jour à Whitey pour le basketball c'est normal, pour des p'tits boulots au centre commercial ou il bossait pour moi d'un dollars Et je pense que presque chacun d'entres vous s'est payés la tete de Whitey en douce et s'est franchement moqués de ses pieds,sa voix, sa soeur ou parcqu'il est petit sans pitié pour lui. La prochaine fois pourtant quand vous le croiserez il vous sourira, la main tendu en vous demandant comment va votre mère ou un truc similaire parcque c'est le seul ici qui n'est pas comme nous qui ne pense pas qu'a lui meme. Si je vous expose ce problème c'est parcque moi je lui ai vraiment fais trop de mal. Ma vie passait parmi les ombres Quand un petit tout petit homme est venu Au lieu de lui crier : "Merci bien", je lui ai fais boire la tasse dans le purin , j'étais vraiment odieux il ne m'as pas laché la main, j'ai meme dit qu'il était gâteux et que sa soeur était zinzin. Un jour on suivait le match de football mais l'image n'arretait pas de sauter, Whitey est venu avec un cintre et puis il s'est perché sur la télé. Et quand sur lui la foudre est tombée Quel affreux cri pouvait pas se taire, nous on a juste monté le volume mais ça sentait le poulet qui brule on ira en enfer. J'ai fait mes études avec Whitey, je lui ai demandé a la fete : "tu danse avec moi c'est promis" ? Quand il est venu je lui ai dis : "Je peux pas croire que tu est pris ça sérieusement ?" Il est retourné pleurer chez sa moman. Quel déception pour Whitey j'éspère que vous regrettez votre acte ? Comment pouvez vous etre aussi moche avec Whitey ? vous avez trop bu ou quoi ? Je craque ! (Crack ?) Ce soir Whitey éspère et seulement un peu de reconaissances Mais cette assemblée ne lui a montrer qu'indifférence Le soir de noel la derniere nuit de Hanouka On a pas le droit ! Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Je me demande si ce type se trompe parfois de main pour se gratter le nez ! (Oui) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Each of you here was once associated with Whitey for basketball it's normal, for small jobs at the mall where he worked for me for a dollar And I think that almost each of you paid Whitey's head secretly and frankly made fun of his feet, his voice, his sister or because he is small without mercy for him. Next time however when you meet him he will smile at you, his hand outstretched asking you how your mother is doing or something similar because he is the only one here who is not like us who does not think that he is himself. I expose this problem to you, it's because I really hurt him too much. My life passed through the shadows When a very small man came Instead of telling him: "Thank you very much", I made him drink the cup in the manure, I was really hateful He didn't let go of my hand, I even said he was stupid And that his sister was crazy. One day we were following the football match But the image didn't stop glitching, Whitey came with a hanger And then he perched on the TV. And when lightning fell on him What a terrible cry could not be silent, We just turned up the volume But it smelled like burning chicken We will go to hell. I studied with Whitey, I asked him at the party: "you dance with me, I promise"? When he came I told him: "I can't believe you're taking this seriously?" He went back crying to his mom. What a disappointment for Whitey, I hope you regret your act? How can you be so ugly with Whitey? Did you drink too much or what? I'm cracking! (Crack?) Tonight Whitey hopes and only a little gratitude But this assembly showed him only indifference (Christmas Eve the last night of Hanukkah) We don't have the right! Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum I wonder if this guy sometimes gets his hand wrong to scratch his nose! (Yes) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
German[]
- Singers: Frank Röth, Elisabeth Günther, ?, Kai Taschner, & Chorus
Jeder in diesem Raum hat schon mal mit Whitey zu tun gehabt, beim Basketball im Einkaufszentrum oder bei den Gelegenheitsarbeiten, die ihr umsonst macht oder nur für einen Dollar. Und ich schätze, 99% von euch haben Whitey schon mal verarscht oder sich hinter seinem Rücken über ihn, seine Stimme, seine Füße oder seine Zwillingsschwester kaputtgelacht. Aber wenn ihr ihn wieder trefft, ist er trotzdem furchtbar net lacht, winkt euch, zufragt, wie es eurer Mutter geht, denn im Gegensatz zu uns kümmert er sich nicht nur sich selbst, sondern auch noch kromandisch. Und der Grund, wieso ich euch das erzähle, ist einfach der, dass ich von allen der schlimmsten Sünder war. Richtig versaut hatte ich mein Leben, als der kleine Mann mir gab, Doch Dank wollte ich ihm dafür keinen geben, sah zu, als er sich in der Scheiße fand. Ich war so ein Arschloch, doch er glaubte stets an mich, bis ich sagte, er sei nutzlos und seine Schwester gruselig. Einmal sahen wir ein Endspiel sehr bewegend, als plötzlich der Empfang uns ließ im Stich. Whitey mit 'nem Bügel stand im Regen, entbot für uns als Notantenne sich, als dann der Blitz hineinfuhr. War sein Gejammer schnell und bang. Doch wir drehten den Ton laut nur und ignorierten den Gestank. Wir waren doch alle krank. Ich war mit Whitey in der Klasse. Aus Spaß Da fragte ich ihn, ob er mit mir zum Schulball geht. Als er dann kam, sagte ich: „Du hast doch wohl einen Sprung in der Tasse. Das schug er weinend seinen Mann übers Parkett. Das war gemein und miß von dir. Behandelt hast du ihn wie Dreck. Ihr ja geht schlimmer mit ihm um, als mit 'nem Team. Das für mich klingt, als wärt ihr voll aus crack. (Huh?) Heute Nacht erzählte Whitey fest, auf uns wollte sehen, er steht uns nach. Doch zum ersten Mal, dass er uns wirklich braucht, ist keiner da. (Und das Heiligabend im letzten Tag von Chanukka.) Das ist uns her ganz und gar. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Ich frag mich: Hast du dir schon mal den Hintern mit der falschen Hand abgewischt? (Ja) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Everyone in this room has had to deal with Whitey, basketball at the mall or casual work you do for free or just for a dollar. And I guess 99% of you've fooled Whitey or laughed behind his back at him, his voice, his feet or his twin sister. But when you meet him again, he still laughs terribly, waves to you, asks how your mother is doing, because unlike us, he not only takes care of himself, but also in a cromanic way. And the reason why I'm telling you this is simply that I was the worst sinner of all. I really messed up my life, When the little man gave me, But I didn't want to thank him for that, Watched as he found himself in shit. I was such an asshole, But he always believed in me, Until I said, He is useless and his sister is creepy. Once we saw an game very unstable, When suddenly the reception let us down. Whitey with a bracket stood in the rain, Offered for us as an emergency antenna, When the lightning went in. Was his whining fast and bang. But we only turned the sound out loud And ignored the stench. We were all sick. I was in class with Whitey. For fun, I asked him if he would go to the school ball with me. When he came, I said, "You must have a crack in the cup. He cried to his mom over the parquet. That was mean and mean of you. You treated him like dirt. You're worse with him than with a team. That sounds like you're all made of crack to me. (Huh?) Tonight Whitey told firmly, on us wanted to see, he is following us. But for the first time he really needs us, no one is there. (And Christmas Eve on the last day of Hanukkah.) That's all about us. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum I wonder: Have you ever wiped your butt with the wrong hand? (Yes) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Italian[]
- Singers: Massimiliano Alto, Monica Ward, Gabriele Patriarca, Pierre-François Pistorio, & Chorus
Qua ciascuno di voi già conosce il nome di Whitey o per il basket, o lo ha visto al supermercato, fa lavoretti per trovarsi del denaro. Sono certo che a tutti voi piace prenderlo in giro per un po', perché lui non è molto alto, la voce buffa, o per i piedi, o chissà per cosa. Ma se poi lo incontrate lui vi saluta felice perché è buono e si interessa di tutte le persone Vi chiede di voi e non sa cosa vuol dire indifferenza, cattiveria o malvagità Vi metto in guardia perché anch'io in verità ho sbagliato prima di voi Ero un ragazzo allo sbando, finché Whitey ha capito il mio complesso Avrei dovuto dirgli grazie, e invece l'ho gettato dentro a un cesso Ero un imbecille, ma è rimasto accanto a me, finché non l'ho offeso a morte Senza aver alcun perché Stavo guardando la partita Ma non mi funzionava la tv Whitey è venuto a far l'antenna Si è messo lì e non si è mosso più Un fulmine l'ha preso Ha strillato per un po' e già Abbiamo alzato il volume E lui è rimasto là, non mi perdonerà Andavo a scuola con Whitey L'ho invitato al grande ballo per dispetto Quando entrò gli dissi che lui era uno sciocco a illudersi Così corse dalla mamma il poveretto Che disperazione per Whitey, magari adesso ti spiacerà Come avete fatto a comportarvi così? Non avete avuto mai pietà! (Huh?) Ormai Whitey è fuggito via da qui ed ora non c'è Siamo stati degli insensibili, ma perché? Proprio a radici della notte di Hanukkah Chissà dov'è Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Ragazzo attento in bagno ad usare la mano destra (Sì) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Here each of you already knows the name of Whitey or for basketball, Or he saw him at the supermarket, he does odd jobs to find money. I'm sure you all like to make fun of him for a while, because he's not very tall, the voice is funny, or for the feet, or who knows what. But if you meet him, he greets you happily because he is good and cares about all the people. He asks you about you and doesn't know what indifference, malice or wickedness means I warn you because I too actually made a mistake before you I was a boy in disarray, until Whitey understood my complex I should have said thank you to him, and instead I threw him down a toilet I was an idiot, but he stayed by my side, Until I offended him to death Without having any reason I was watching the game But my TV didn't work Whitey came to be the antenna He got there and didn't move anymore Lightning caught him He screamed for a while and already We turned up the volume And he stayed there, he won't forgive me I went to school with Whitey I invited him to the big dance out of spite When he came in I told him that he was a fool to delude himself So the poor guy ran to his mother What a despair for Whitey, maybe now you'll be sorry How could you behave like that? You've never had mercy! (Huh?) By now Whitey has run away from here and now he's not there We were insensitive, but why? (Right at the roots of Hanukkah night) Who knows where he is Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Has this guy in the bathroom used his right hand? (Yes) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Polish[]
- Singers: Marcin Przybylski, Grzegorz Wons, Joanna Trzepiecińska, Marcin Hycnar, Marcin Zarzeczny, & Chorus
Wszyscy tu jesteście z Whiteyem związani poprzez centrum lub w kosza grę albo to co on robił często sam zupełnie za darmo albo za parę marnych groszy. Prawie wszyscy bez wyjątku kpili bezwzględnie z jego stóp, a także z twarzy, z siostry jego też mieli niezłą bekę, śmiali się i wykpiwali ją gdy on nie widział! A on Wam dobrem za zło się odpłacał, bo już taką ma naturę, że nikomu nie odmówi i potrafi was zapytać o zdrowie gdy wasza rodzina zapomni albo po prostu jak to bywa kompletnie was oleje. Byłem najgorszym ze wszystkich was! Za mną był już tylko ściek, i rynsztok brudny - byłem sam... Ten mały stanął na mej drodze, ja mu mogłem wdzięczny być - na nowo żyć. Lecz bez serca, jak szyderca, wyżyłem się na słabszym bez dwóch zdań. Chamsko postąpiłem, on się nie poskarżył nic. A ja na tym nie skończyłem, To do dzisiaj mi się śni. Gdy z kumplami mecz oglądaliśmy, powstał na ekranie jakiś szum. Wtedy on pomimo groźniej burzy, jak antena, stanął właśnie tu. I piorun go uderzył, a my patrzyliśmy wciąż. Zwisało nam czy on przeżył, tylko nam przeszkadzał swąd. Niech nas czort zabierze stąd! Whiteyego znałam w szkole. Gdy był bal, ja rzekłam mu, że randkę ma. Kiedy przybył, to go wyśmiałam, tak prosto w oczy. Więc płacząc - pobiegł do domu i tańczył ze swoją mamą. Musiał źle się czuć biedaczek, to teraz płacze wspominając to. Ile zła tu kwitnie - to horror! Czyście już zupełnie zwariowali? (Huh?) W ten wieczór on liczył na nasz czyn, a został mu smutek. I w to święto Chanuki czekał na cuda! (Czy mu się wreszcie coś uda, czy ktoś tu doceni go?) Straszne~ Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Ciekawe czy ten facet choć raz podtarł się ręką złą, COOOOOOO? (Tak...) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
You and Whitey are all connected through the center or the basketball games or the things he often did himself for others for free or for a few pennies. Almost everyone without exception mocked his feet ruthlessly, and also his face, belittled his sister, laughed and made fun of her when he wasn't looking! And he repaid you with good for your evils, because he has such a nature that he won't refuse anyone and will ask you about your health when your family forgets or simply, as it happens, completely ignores you. I was the worst of all of you! Behind me there was only a sewer, and a dirty gutter - I was alone... This little one stood in my way, I could have been grateful to him - to live again. But heartlessly, like a taunter, I took it out on the weaker without question. I was rude, he didn't complain. And I didn't stop there, It still haunts me to this day. When me and my friends were watching the match, there was some noise on the screen. Then he, despite the more dangerous storm, like an antenna, stood right here. And lightning struck him, and we kept watching. We didn't care if he survived, the only thing that bothered us was the smell. Let the devil take us away! I knew Whitey at school. At prom, I told him he had a date. When he arrived, I laughed at him, straight to his face. So crying - he ran home and danced with his mother. He must have felt bad, poor thing, and now he cries remembering it. How much evil blooms here - it's horror! Have you completely gone mad? (Huh?) That evening he counted on our deed, and he was left with sadness. And on this Hanukkah holiday, he was waiting for miracles! (Will he finally succeed, or will someone here appreciate him?) Terrible~ Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum I wonder if this guy ever wiped himself with the wrong hand, WHAAAAAT? (Yes...) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Portuguese (Brazil)[]
- Singers: Ettore Zuim, Telma da Costa, Gustavo Pereira, ?, & Chorus
Todos aqui tem uma ligação com o Whitey, seja no basquete ou no shopping ou nos vários bicos que ele faz pela cidade de graça ou por apenas um dólar. E acho que 99% de vocês já riram na cara do Whitey ou já caçoaram cruelmente dos seus pés ou da voz ou da irmã ou da altura quando não estavam perto. Mas na outra vez que os encontrava ele se esforçava e te cumprimentava E sorrindo perguntava sobre a sua operação porque ele se importava mais com os outros do que com ele mesmo E eu estou falando isso pra vocês, pois fiz pior um desesperado Ia vivendo sem destino E um baixinho ali surgiu pra me apoiar Eu bem poderia agradecer Mas decidi fazer ele sofrer Eu era um imbecil E ele nunca desistiu Só quando o chamei de inútil Com sua irmã fui tão hostil Estava com amigos vendo um jogo A imagem não tava valendo a pena Whitey apareceu com um cabide Ficou ali pra gente de antena E aí caiu um raio E é claro, e soltou um grito Só aumentamos o volume Ignoramos o perfume Que vergonha o que eu fiz Fiz o segundo grau com o Whitey E brincando combinei de encontrar o baile Quando ele chegou, percebi que levou a sério Chorando correu e foi dançar com a mãe Como foi grande a decepção Duvido que não voltasse atrás Como puderam ser assim tão cruéis Parece que vocês estão doidos Eh? Hoje Whitey contava com a gente queria nosso apoio, justo hoje, quando ia ser feliz, não ? ? Não é justo. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Será que um dia já se limpou com a mão errada? (Sim) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Everyone here has a connection with Whitey, whether in basketball or at the mall or in the various spots he makes around the city for free or for just a dollar. And I think 99% of you have laughed in Whitey's face or have cruelly made fun of his feet or voice or sister or height when you weren't around. But the other time he met them he made an effort and greeted you and smiling he asked about your operation because he cared more about others than himself And I'm telling you this, because I made a desperate one worse I was living without a destination And a short guy there came up to support me I could've said thank you But I decided to make him suffer I was an idiot And he never gave up Only when I called him useless I was so hostile to your sister I was with friends watching a game The image wasn't worth it Whitey showed up with a hanger Stayed there for us like an antenna And then lightning struck And of course, and let out a scream We just increased the volume We ignored the smell, what a shame what I did I went to high school with Whitey And jokingly I agreed to take him to the ball When he arrived, I realized he took it seriously Crying, he ran and went dancing with his mother How big the disappointment was, I doubt you wouldn't go back How could they be so cruel? It looks like you guys are crazy (Huh?) Today Whitey was counting on us, he wanted our support, just today, when he was going to be happy, we ? ? It's not fair. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Have you ever cleaned yourself with the wrong hand? (Yes) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Russian[]
- Readers: ?
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Spanish (Latin America)[]
- Singers: Diego Brizzi, María Mendiry, Mariela Álvarez, Ariel Abadi, & Chorus
Todo el mundo presente ha tenido que ver con Whitey Por el básquetbol, las tiendas, o los trabajos que hace por ahí aunque nadie le pague. Y apuesta a que todos aquí se habrán reído del pobre Whitey de su voz, de su hermana, de sus pies o de su estatura pero siempre que lo vean. El va a sonreírles y a saludarlos y a preguntarles cómo fue la operación de su madre o algo así porque en realidad, Whitey es el tipo menos egoísta del mundo y eso hoy se los digo yo. Porque yo he sido su peor fustigador, mi vida era un desastre total.. Cuando un muy pequeño hombre Vino y se acercó hasta mí.. Yo en lugar de agradecerle.. Lo empujé y en heces se bañó Soy un gran canalla Pero no me defraudó Hasta que llegó ese día En que ambos humillé Un domingo en medio del gran juego De pronto una nube apareció Entonces vino Whitey a socorrernos Y sobre el aparato se paró Lo partió un rayo Y de dolor el aulló Pero subimos el volumen Ignoramos el hedor A quemado era ese olor Yo fui a la escuela con Whitey Como una broma un día al baile lo invité Al llegar le dije: "De veras te lo creíste? Whitey, Con tu madre vete a bailar el minué." Que gran golpe para Whitey, ya se van a arrepentir. Como pueden tratar así a Whitey? Pobre enano, ya no lo hagan sufrir! (Si!) Hoy Whitey tenia una ilusión, que echamos a perder.. Cuando algo nos pidió por primera vez para él! (Y en navidad y en la noche de Janucá!) Lo dejamos solo! Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum ¿Y dime, Tom, si alguna vez en el baño, te equivocaste de mano? (Si..) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Everyone present has had to do with Whitey For basketball, the shops, or the work he does out there even if no one pays him. And bet that everyone here will have laughed at poor Whitey at his voice, his sister, his feet or his height but whenever they see him. He's going to smile at them and greet them and ask them how his mother's operation was or something like that because in reality, Whitey is the least selfish guy in the world and I'll tell you all that today. Because I've been his worst fugitive, my life was a total disaster.. When a very small man He came and approached me.. I instead of thanking him.. I pushed him and in feces he bathed I'm a big scoundrel But he didn't disappoint me Until that day came In which I humiliated both A Sunday in the middle of the big game Suddenly a cloud appeared Then Whitey came to help us And he stood on the device He was struck by lightning And he howled in pain But we turned up the volume We ignored the stench That smell was burned I went to school with Whitey As a joke, one day I invited him to the dance When he arrived I told him: "Did you really believe it? Whitey, go dance the minué with your mother." What a great blow for Whitey, they will regret it. How can you treat Whitey like that? Poor little guy, don't make him suffer anymore! (Yes!) Today Whitey had an illusion, which we ruined.. When something asked us for the first time for him! (And on Christmas and on the night of Hanukkah!) We left him alone! Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum And tell me, Tom, if you ever used the wrong hand in the bathroom? (Yes..) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Spanish (Spain)[]
- Singers: José Posada, Graciela Molina, Michelle Jenner, Jordi Vila, & Chorus
Todos los de esta sala han tenido tratos con Whitey o en el baloncesto, o en las tiendas, o las diversas chapuzas que hace en la ciudad gratis o por menos de un dólar.. Y calculo que la mayoría se le han reído a la cara o se han burlado sin piedad de sus pies, su voz, su hermana o su talla mientras no miraba.. Cuando le vuelvan a ver él se volverá a esforzar Y amable les preguntará por los achaques de sus madres o algo así porque él no como otros se preocupa por alguien más que por sí mismo.. ¿Qué hago yo contando tal dramón? Es porque yo entre todos fui el peor.. Mi vida no encontraba el norte Y a mi lado un hombrecito quiso estar Y en vez de darle las gracias, a un váter sin razón lo fui a tirar. Fui un perfecto idiota, pero él siempre creyó en mí. Hasta que zumbé a su hermana, a mi lado le sentí. Un domingo en la final de fútbol, se estropeó la tele del salón. Whitey llegó con una percha De antena el hombrecillo no sirvió Y cuando cayó el rayo Menudo grito soltó Le dimos caña al volumen Y el canijo se quemó Al infierno iría yo Yo fui al colegio con Whitey En broma le propuse ir a bailar Al llegar le dije, "¿pero cómo? ¿Te lo has tomado en serio?" Y llorando fue a sobar a su mamá. Vaya chasco para el pobre Whitey, cómo quisieras volver atrás?. ¿Cómo tan mezquinos ser con Whitey? Es como si están ciegos de crack! (Huh?) Y hoy Whitey pensó que esta ciudad lo iba a cuidar, pero no hemos sabido compensar su bondad! (Ni en la Navidad y acabando la Janucá!) Que poca caridad. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Se habrá limpiado este tío el culo usando la izquierda?! (Sí..) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Everyone in this room has had deals with Whitey or in basketball, or in the stores, or the various sloppy things he does in the city for free or for less than a dollar. And I calculate that most have laughed in his face or have mercilessly mocked his feet, his voice, his sister or his height while he was not looking. When they see him again, he will try again and kindly ask them about their mothers' ailments or something like that because he doesn't care about anyone else like others but himself. What do I do telling such a drama? It's because I was the worst among all of them.. My life couldn't find the north And next to me a little man wanted to be And instead of thanking him, I went to throw it into a toilet for no reason. I was a perfect idiot, But he always believed in me. Until I put his sister down, I felt him next to me. One Sunday at the soccer final, The TV in the living room broke down. Whitey arrived with a hanger The little man didn't serve as an antenna And when the lightning fell What a scream he let out We gave it to the volume And the little guy got burned I would go to hell I went to school with Whitey As a joke, I proposed to him to go dancing When I arrived I told him, "but how? Have you taken it seriously?" And crying he went to look at his mom. What a dismay for poor Whitey, how would you like to go back? Why be so mean to Whitey? It's like you're blind with crack! (Huh?) And today Whitey thought that this city was going to take care of him, but we have not been able to compensate for his kindness! (Not even at Christmas and at the end of the Hanukkah!) What a little charity. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Has this guy have cleaned his ass using the left?! (Yes..) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Subtitled versions[]
Albanian[]
Të gjithë në këtë dhomë janë të lidhur me Uajti-in nëpërmjet basketbollit ose mapos Ose për punët e rëndomta që ka bërë në qytet falas ose të paktën për një dollar. Dhe them se 99% prej jush keni qeshur me fytyrën e Uajti-it Dhe pa mëshirë jeni tallur ose me këmbët, ose me zërin, ose me motrën ose me gjatësinë e tij, kur ai nuk ju shikonte. Po herën tjetër që do ta shihnit ai do iu dilte përpara dhe do iu buzëqeshte dhe do iu pyeste per operacionin e mamasë tuaj ose diçka të ngjashme sepse ai ndryshe nga ne kujdeset më shumë për të tjerët sesa për veten. Arsyeja që po ua kujtoj këtë është se unë e kam fyer më shumë nga të gjithë.. Jeta ime ishte pa kuptim pastaj një burrë i shkurtër u fut në të Ai duhet të kishte marrë një falenderim nga unë, në fakt bëri një udhëtim me tualet. Isha një kokëgdhe, por ai nuk hoqi dorë. Deri sa i thashë që ishte i padobishëm Dhe që motrën e kishte të neveritshme. Dikur, duke parë ndeshjen e të dielës Nuk mund të shihnim djë tjetër veç ekranit me miza Uajti u shfaq me një kremastar Dhe e mbajti deri në fund të ndeshjes Dhe kur një vetëtimë e gjuajti Ai lëshoi një klithmë dhimbjeje Por vetëm sa ngritëm zërin dhe e shpërfillëm erën e djegur Prandaj të gjithë duhet të kalbemi në ferr Unë shkoja në shkollën e mesme me Uajti Për shaka i thashë të më takonte në festë. Kur ai erdhi i thashë nuk më besohet që ti erdhe, prandaj ai iku duke qarë dhe vallëzoi me mamanë. Çfarë fatkeqësie për Uajti, vë bast që do të doje të mos e bëje më. Si mund të jeni kaq të keq me Uajti? Mua më duket se ju jeni të gjithë të krisur. (Huh?) Sot, Uajti i mbante shpresat te ne që t'i tregonim se e donim, por herën e parë që ai kishte vërtetë nevojë për ne, ne nuk ju gjendëm pranë. (Dhe është prag Krishtlindjesh dhe nata e fundit e Hanukah.) Kjo nuk ësthë e drejtë. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Pyes veten n.q.s ky djalë e ka pastruar prapanicën me dorën e gabuar.... (Po...) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Everyone in this room is connected to Whitey through basketball or mall Or the menial jobs he did around town for free or at least a dollar. And I'm telling you, 99% of you have laughed at Whitey's face And have mercilessly made fun of either his legs, or his voice, Or his sister, or his height, when he wasn't looking at you. But the next time you saw him, he would come up to you and smile at you and ask you about your mother's surgery or something like that because unlike us, he cares more about others than himself. The reason I'm reminding you of this is because I insulted him the most out of everyone.. My life was pointless then a short man walked into it He should have gotten a thank you from me, he actually took a trip to the bathroom. I was a bigot, but he wouldn't give up. Until I told him he was useless And that I found his sister disgusting Once, watching the Sunday game We could see nothing but the static screen White appeared with a hanger And held it until the end of the game And when a bolt of lightning struck him He let out a cry of pain But we only raised our voices and ignored the burning smell Therefore we must all rot in hell I went to high school with Whitey I jokingly told him to meet me at the party. When he came I said I can't believe you came, so he ran away crying and danced with his mom. What a disaster for Whitey, I bet you wish you wouldn't do it again. How can you be so mean to Whitey? I think you're all nuts. (Huh?) Today, Whitey was counting on us to show him we loved him, but the first time he really needed us, we weren't there. (And it's Christmas Eve and the last night of Hanukkah.) This isn't fair. Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum I wonder if this guy wiped his butt with the wrong hand... (Yes...) Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum bum Bum biddy biddy biddy bum
Missing versions[]
- Hungarian, Japanese, and Turkish were left undubbed, only dubbing dialogue within the song.
- Indonesian was left completely undubbed.
- These versions of the song have not surfaced anywhere online. They cannot be added anywhere on this page until either the audio or the lyrics are provided.
- Czech
- French (Canada)
- Mandarin (China)