The Corneil et Bernie theme song is played in every episode's title sequence.
French[]
(season 1)
(season 2)
- Corneil: Michel Elias
- Bernie Barges: Emmanuel Garijo
(Corneil et Bernie !) Voici mon histoire, l'histoire... Aïe ! Ouille ! Bernie, j'ai compris !¹ L'histoire de Corneil et Bernie... Je parle, j'écris, je lis Shakespeare et je joue Mozart ! – Et Corneil, pas si fort ! – Je sais ce que je fais, Bernie, car je suis un génie. Si un jour, on apprend que tu parles, la belle vie, c'est fini ! Si tu ne veux pas que ça se sache, t'as intérêt à faire tout ce que je dis ! Attention, chut Voici Corneil et Bernie Attention... – C'est nous, Corneil et Bernie ! On est trop fort... John, Beth, ça va ?
(Corneil and Bernie!) This is my story, the story... Ouch! ouch! Bernie, I've got it!¹ The story of Corneil and Bernie... I speak, I write, I read Shakespeare and play Mozart! - And Corneil, not so loud! - I know what I'm doing, Bernie, because I'm a genius. If one day they find out you can talk, the good life is over! If you don't want this to get out, you'd better do everything I say! Careful, hush Here come Corneil and Bernie Careful... - It's us, Corneil and Bernie! We're too strong... John, Beth, how are you?
¹ This lyric is only retained in the first season. In the second, it would be completely omitted.
Arabic (first dub)[]
- Corneil: Hisham Hamadeh / هشام حمادة
- Bernie Barges: Ahmad Abu Sweilem / أحمد أبو سويلم
Please provide Arabic lyrics if you can
Arabic (second dub)[]
(season 1)
(season 2)
- Corneil: Adel Abo Hassoon / عادل أبو حسون
- Bernie Barges: Tariq Al-Musky / طارق المسكي
The season 1 audio is incomplete.
Please provide Arabic lyrics if you can
Breton[]
- Corneil: Yann-Herle Gourves
- Bernie Barges: Tangi Simon
- Additional singer: Jean Mari Ollivier
Please provide Breton lyrics if you can
Croatian[]
- Corneil: Sven Medvešek
- Bernie Barges: Aleksandar Cvjetković
(Bobi i Bero!) Ja sam pas. Pas joji čita i piše, i govori čak što više! Surfam netom cijeli dan i duboko u noć. - Bobi, ti govoriš! - I više otogoa ali, drži to sa sebe. Ako pustimo tog mačka van, stečit čemo slavu! Ako želiš živjet kao pas, poborni taj zarni glavom! Slušaj sad, šššš! (Nije u licu, sad mu reknue, slušaj sad!) Neče čuti nigdje riječ! Pas koji govori... Ma nema šanse.
(Bobi and Bero!) I'm a dog. The dog reads and writes, and even speaks as much as possible! I surf the net all day and deep into the night. - Bobi, you're talking! - And more about that, but keep it to yourself. If we let that cat out, we will gain fame! If you want to live like a dog, put your head down! Listen now, shhhhh! (It's not in your face, now they told him, listen now!) He won't hear a word anywhere! A talking dog... There's no way.
Danish[]
- Corneil: Donald Andersen
- Bernie Barges: Tom Jensen
- Additional singer: Jan Tellefsen
Please provide Danish lyrics if you can
Dutch[]
- Corneil: Reinder van der Naalt
- Bernie Barges: Thijs Van Aken
The following audio is incomplete, as it is synced to the season 2 instrumental, which wasn't dubbed into Dutch. The complete lyrics are known, however.
(Corneil en Bernie!) Ik ben een hond en heel slim da's buiten kijf, want ik praat, lees en schrijf... En ik surf op het internet van negen tot vijf! - Corneil! Je kunt praten! - En veel meer, Bernie, maar hou dat maar voor je. Als de waarheid aan 't licht komt, wordt jij wereldberoemd! Maar als jij als hond wil leven, zijn wij allebei tot zwijgen gedoemd! Zeg m'n hond! Wat een bak, een hond is wat ie zegt Zeg m'n hond! Wij vertrouwen alleen elkaar Een pratende hond... Dat is toch raar!
(Corneil and Bernie!) I'm a dog and very smart, that's for sure, because I talk, read and write... And I surf the internet from 9 to 5! - Corneil! You can talk! - And much more, Bernie, but keep that to yourself. When the truth comes to light, you will become world famous! But if you want to live like a dog, we are both doomed to silence! Say my dog! What a dog, a dog is what he says Say my dog! We only trust each other A talking dog... That's strange!
English[]
(season 1)
(season 2)
- Corneil: Keith Wickham
- Bernie Barges: Ben Small
(Corneil and Bernie!)¹ I am a dog, a dog that's incredibly bright.² I can talk, read and write... And surf the net all of the day and all of the night! - Corneil, you can talk! - And much more, Bernie, but keep it to yourself. If you let the cat out of the bag, you'd be a celebrity! If you wanna lead a dog's life, the secret's gotta stay with you and me! Watch my chops, shush! It's no joke! The dog, he spoke He said: "Watch my chops!" They must never hear a word A talking dog... How absurd!
¹ UK airings would omit this lyric due to the different title, replacing it with a short guitar solo.
² This lyric is only retained in the first season. In the second, it would be completely omitted.
Finnish[]
(season 1)
(season 2)
- Corneil: Juha Varis
- Bernie Barges: ?
Please provide Finnish lyrics if you can
German[]
- Corneil: Klaus-Dieter Klebsch
- Bernie Barges: Sebastian Schulz
(Corneil und Bernie!) Ich bin ein Hund, ein Hund mit erstaunlichem Talent. Denn ich bin intelligent Kann lesen, sprechen, schreiben, ich bin ganz schön kompetent! - Corneil, du kannst sprechen? - Allerdings, Bernie, aber behalt's für dich. Willst du kein Leben führen als bunter Hund, muss das ein Geheimnis bleiben? Sonst bist du prominent, Und los, ein wissenschaftliches Experiment! Hör auf den Hund, pscht! Der Befund ist das ja wirklich nicht Hör auf den Hund Niemand darf es jemals hören Ein Hund, er spricht... Ich glaub es nicht!
Hungarian[]
(season 1)
- Corneil: József Kerekes
- Bernie Barges: István Baráth
The version played in the second season has not surfaced.
(Korni és Berni!) Egy kutya vagyok, egy eb, kinek az esze sok, írok és olvasok... És szörfözök a neten, ja és beszélek is! - Korni! Te beszélsz! - Csak hagyjad, Berni, ezt tartsd titokban. Jó? Ha megtudják, az klassz nagyon, Hírnév vár és vagyon! De, ha nem vágysz erre, pajtás, én nem beszélek, nem tudja meg más! Ez nagy szám! Egy eb, ki szól, csak figyeld a pofám Ez nagy szám! Hátha nem figyelnek rád Te jól beszélsz... Ez abszurd! [Korni és Berni]
(Korni and Berni!) I'm a dog, a dog, who's really smart, I write and read... And I surf on the internet, and, oh, I even speak! - Korni! You're speaking! - Just leave it, Berni, keep this a secret. Okay? When they find this out, it'll be really cool, Fame and wealth will come! But, if you don't want this, buddy, I won't speak, no one else will know! This is sensational! A dog, who speaks, just listen to what I say This is sensational! They might not pay attention to you You're correct... That's absurd! [Korni and Berni]
Icelandic[]
- Corneil: Örn Árnason
- Bernie Barges: ?
Please provide Icelandic lyrics if you can
Italian[]
- Corneil: Oreste Baldini
- Bernie Barges: Corrado Conforti
(Corneil e Bernie!) Io sono un cane, un cucciolo a dir poco geniale, So leggere, scrivere e parlare... Quando mi connetto in rete posso viaggiar! - Corneil, ma tu parli! - Oh Bernie, so fare di più, ma lo sai solo tu! Se il mondo lo scoprisse, Tu saresti una superstar! Però tranquillo tu vivrai Se il tuo segreto manterrai! Tra di noi! Il segreto resterà vedrai Tra di noi! E nessuno lo saprà! Tu parli! Eh eh... forte, parla!
(Corneil and Bernie!) I am a dog, a very genius puppy, I can read, write and talk... I can travel when I go online! - Corneil, you can talk! - Right Bernie, I can do even more, but you're the only one who knows that! If the entire world found it, You'll be a celebrity! But you'll live in tranquility As long as the secret is kept! Between us! You'll see, the secret will be kept Between us! And nobody will know that! You talk! Eh eh... cool, he talks!
Latvian[]
- Reader: Agris Krapivņickis
This version is a voice-over.
Please provide Latvian lyrics if you can
Mandarin (China)[]
(season 1)
(season 2)
- Corneil: ?
- Bernie Barges: ?
（考尼和伯尼） 我是一条狗 聪明伶鐧还很逗¹ 听说读写都很溜 我上网溜达就爱玩 从不厌烦 - 考尼 你会说话 - 我知道了伯尼 一定要保密 如果被人知道出名了 不能做自己 如果愿过穷日子 那就继续保密 那就保密吧 嘘 这只狗狗会讲话 他说 瞧好吧 瞧好吧 真是不可思议 会说话 真的很有趣
(Kǎo ní hé bó ní) Wǒ shì yītiáo gǒu Cōngmíng líng jiān hái hěn dòu¹ Tīng shuō dú xiě dōu hěn liū Wǒ shàngwǎng liūda jiù ài wán Cóng bù yànfán - Kǎo ní nǐ huì shuōhuà - Wǒ zhīdàole bó ní yīdìng yào bǎomì Rúguǒ bèi rén zhīdào chū míng liǎo bùnéng zuò zìjǐ Rúguǒ yuànguò qióng rìzǐ Nà jiù jìxù bǎomì Nà jiù bǎomì ba Xū Zhè zhǐ gǒu gǒu huì jiǎnghuà Tā shuō qiáo hǎo ba Qiáo hǎo ba Zhēnshi bùkěsīyì Huì shuōhuà Zhēn de hěn yǒuqù
¹ This lyric is only present in the first season. In the second, it would be completely changed.(specify?)
Norwegian[]
- Corneil: Arne O. Reitan
- Bernie Barges: Anders Bye
(Kårni og Børni!) Æ e ein hond, ein som e ufattelig smart. Ja, ein hond, for et funn! Æ kan skriv, æ kan læs, æ kan snakke og... - Kårni, du snakker! - Og mer enn det, Børni, men hold det for deg sjøl. Hvis vi skulle komt å røpe deg, kan du blitt berømt og rik! Men vil du leve et hundeliv, må hemmeligheten bli hos deg og meg! Hør nå her, hysj! Det æ'kke tull, du hørte rett Han sa: "Hør nå her!" Du kan aldri si til no'n En snakkende hund... Helt sjukt!
(Kårni and Børni!) I'm a dog, an incredibly smart dog. Yes, a dog, what a find! I can write, I can read, I can talk and... - Kårni, you talk! - And more than that, Børni, but keep it to yourself. If we were to come to reveal you, you could become famous and rich! But if you want to live a dog's life, the secret must stay with you and me! Now listen, hush! That's nonsense, you heard right He said: "Listen to me!" You can never tell anyone A talking dog... It's crazy!
Occitan[]
- Corneil: Ives Durand
- Bernie Barges: Laurenç Labadia
- Additional singers: Marie-Jo Arbus and Jean Arbus
Please provide Occitian lyrics if you can
Portuguese (Brazil)[]
- Corneil: Sérgio Stern
- Bernie Barges: José Leonardo
(Corneil e Bernie!) Eu sou um cão, o cão mais brilhante que há. Eu sei ler e falar... Não tenho nenhum assunto que eu não possa ensinar! - Corneil, você fala! - E muito mais, Bernie, mas vê se não espalha. Se quer ser famoso, é só falar. Não esconda sua voz! Mas se quer viver como um cão, guardamos o segredo só para nós! Por favor, ssh! Ouçam bem o que ele vai dizer Por favor! Não me sacrifique assim que tenha dó... Que absurdo! [Corneil e Bernie]
(Corneil and Bernie!!) I am a dog, the brightest dog there is. I can read and talk... I don't have any subject that I can't teach! - Corneil, you talk! - And much more, Bernie, but don't spread it. If you want to be famous, just talk. Don't hide your voice! But if you want to live like a dog, we'll keep the secret all to ourselves! Please, ssh! Listen carefully to what he's going to say Please! Don't sacrifice me like this Have pity... How absurd! [Corneil e Bernie]
Portuguese (Portugal)[]
- Corneil: Michel Simeão
- Bernie Barges: Nuno Dias
- Additional singer: Raquel Ferreira
(Corneil e Bernie!) Eu sou um cão, um cão incrivelmente esperto. Sei falar, ler e escrever... Levo uma vida boa todo o dia e toda a noite! - Corneil, tu sabes falar! - E sei fazer muito mais, Bernie, mas não digas nada. Mas se contares, podes ficar uma celebridade! Se queres viver vida de cão, o segredo ficará sempre entre nós! Lê os meus lábios, chiu! Não é brincadeira, é mesmo a sério Lê os meus lábios! Não se pode ouvir falar de um cão que fala... Hã, ups, que absurdo! [Corneil e Bernie]
(Corneil and Bernie!!) I'm a dog, an incredibly smart dog. I can talk, read and write. I live a good life all day and all night! - Corneil, you can talk! - And I can do a lot more, Bernie, but don't say anything. But if you do, you could become a celebrity! If you want to live a dog's life, the secret will always remain between us! Read my lips, shush! It's no joke, it's really serious Read my lips! You can't hear of a dog that talks... Uh, oops, how absurd! [Corneil and Bernie]
Russian[]
- Corneil: Dmitry Filimonov / Дмитрий Филимонов
- Bernie Barges: Alexey Kostrichkin / Алексей Костричкин
- Additional singer: Yulia Galina / Юлия Галина
This version of the theme song was also used in season 2, with no changes.
(Корнель и Берни!) Я — пёс Корнель, я умнее всех прочих. Читаю, пишу с утра до ночи... Ещё люблю потанцевать и песни попеть! — Корнель, ты умеешь говорить! — И не только говорить! Но это секрет. Если мы расскажем всё, Ты станешь звездой! Всем вокруг узнать пора, Насколько ты, Корнель, крутой! Читай по губам! Тихо! Корнель говорит, но об этом молчок! По губам! Это наш с тобой секрет, Говорящая собака... Ха-ха! Какая ерунда! [Корнель и Берни]
(Kornel' i Berni!) YA — pos Kornel', ya umneye vsekh prochikh. Chitayu, pishu s utra do nochi... Yeshcho lyublyu potantsevat' i pesni popet'! — Kornel', ty umeyesh' govorit'! — I ne tol'ko govorit'! No eto sekret. Yesli my rasskazhem vso, Ty stanesh' zvezdoy! Vsem vokrug uznat' pora, Naskol'ko ty, Kornel', krutoy! Chitay po gubam! Tikho! Kornel' govorit, no ob etom molchok! Po gubam! Eto nash s toboy sekret, Govoryashchaya sobaka... Kha-kha! Kakaya yerunda! [Kornel' i Berni]
(Corneil and Bernie!) I am Corneil the dog, I'm smarter than any other. I read and write from morning to night... I also love to dance and sing songs! - Corneil, you can talk! - And not just talk! But it's a secret. If we tell everything You will become a star! It's time for everyone around to know How cool you are, Corneil! Read my lips! Quiet! Corneil speaks, but keep silent about it! Read my lips! This is our secret A talking dog... Ha ha! What nonsense! [Corneil and Bernie]
Sámi (Northern)[]
- Corneil: ?
- Bernie Barges: Ailo Kemi Gjerpe
Please provide Sámi lyrics if you can
Spanish (Latin America)[]
- Season 1
- Corneil: Ángel Balam
- Bernie Barges: Luis Miguel Pérez
(¡Corneil y Bernie!) Yo soy un perro, un perro de lo más intelectual. Sé escribir, leer y hablar... No hay nada que no pueda hacer, soy muy eficaz! - ¡Corneil, estás hablando! - Más que eso, Bernie, ten mucho cuidado. Si la gente se enterara, nos haríamos famosos! Vive y siente como un perro y aúlla con nosotros la canción! ¡Mírame al hocico!, ¡shh! Eso dice el perro hablador ¡Mírame al hocico! Es famoso aquí y allá, perro hablador... ¡Qué extraño! [Corneil y Bernie]
(Corneil and Bernie!) I am a dog, a very intellectual dog. I can write, read and speak... There's nothing I can't do, I'm very efficient! - Corneil, you're talking! - More than that, Bernie, be very careful. If people found out, we'd become famous! Live and feel like a dog and howl with us the song! Look at my muzzle, ssh! That's what the talking dog says Look at my muzzle! He's famous here and there, talking dog... How strange! [Corneil and Bernie]
- Season 2
- Corneil: Ángel Balam
- Bernie Barges: Luis Miguel Pérez
(¡Corneil y Bernie!) Yo soy un perro, un perro... ¿Mmm? Sé escribir, leer y hablar... No hay nada que no pueda hacer, soy muy eficaz! - ¡Corneil, estás hablando! - Y mucho más que eso, Bernie, ten mucho cuidado. Si la gente se enterara, nos haríamos famosos! Vive y siente como un perro y aúlla con nosotros la canción! ¡Mírame al hocico!, ¡shh! Eso dice el perro hablador ¡Mírame al hocico! No se deben enterar perro hablador... ¡Jaja! ¡Mmmm! ¡Qué extraño! [Corneil y Bernie]
(Corneil and Bernie!) I'm a dog, a dog... Hmm? I can write, read and speak... There's nothing I can't do, I'm very efficient! - Corneil, you're talking! - And much more than that, Bernie, be very careful. If people found out, we'd become famous! Live and feel like a dog and howl with us the song! Look at my muzzle, ssh! That's what the talking dog says Look at my muzzle! They mustn't find out talking dog... Haha! Hmm! How strange! [Corneil and Bernie]
Spanish (Spain)[]
- Corneil: Juan Logar Jr.
- Bernie Barges: David Carrillo
The lyrics are, interestingly, identical to the first Latin American Spanish version.
Ukrainian (M1)[]
- Corneil: ?
- Bernie Barges: ?
This version is a voice-over.
Please provide Ukrainian lyrics if you can
Ukrainian (Niki Kids)[]
- Corneil: Andriy Alʹokhin / Андрій Альохін
- Bernie Barges: Oleksandr Pohrebnyak / Олександр Погребняк
Please provide Ukrainian lyrics if you can
Notes[]
- There are a few versions of this song that, if dubbed, have not surfaced anywhere online. They cannot be added anywhere on this page until either the audio and/or lyrics are provided:
- This theme song is left undubbed from the English version in the Korean, Northern Kurdish, Turkish and Zaza dubs; the latter only dubs the last two lines in the theme.
- The Ukrainian (Propeller Production) voice-over leaves this theme undubbed from the original French version.
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