This is intended to be a complete list of all dubbed song rankings that I have done so far, a majority of them being theme songs. This is listed in ascending order. Will contain repeats for those that I've redone. Will also contain a good amount of inside jokes and statements those not in the know wouldn't understand, just roll with it. Currently a work in progress.
2024[]
Hamsters of Hamsterdale Theme[]
Ranking Date: October 28, 2024
GET FUZZY YO
- Hungarian - god. THIS. THIS is peak modern Hungary. If all their current dubs sounded like this I wouldn't even be talking any shit. this is literally Just the intro I envision when thinking of this show. It's literally perfect. How did they do it
- Swedish - ❤️❤️ I LOVE YOU NORDICS
- French
- Danish
- Finnish - once again another dub thats mostly just serviceable but the ending is fucking gas
- Russian - I should hate this version, and in some dimension I absolutely do, but for some reason I just don't. it's like very modestly good?
- Bulgarian - WHY DOES BULGARIA ALWAYS DESTROY ACROSS ALL 3 NETWORKS
- Czech - IT'S CZECHIA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
- Ukrainian - repushit ya, re-re-repushit
- Slovene - the way certain lines are sung saves this for me, The Same Guy That Does All Other Slovene Nick Intros did good here! much lower end, tho
Good
- Norwegian - godddd I WANT TO RANK YOU HIGHER. I PROMISE YOU this would probably literally be below Hungarian if not for them absolutely flunking the ending. Ugh I hate that a few versions are like that. but honestly if it was sung differently this would be one of my favorite versions for sure. I fucking love how humble the guy's voice is and the "Heyyy" and how its sung is so campy cute lmao. The Nordics did an abnormally great job with this intro ngl
- Romanian - very very 'decent' intro from ADDA I am pleasantly surprised! they usually don't try to aim for 'doesnt make me want to tear my ears out' so the results here kinda shock me!
- German - this would honestly be one tier higher but I don't like the kid saying 'so fluffy' it doesn't fit this intro at all 😭 its too distracting I fear. otherwise Germany did a great job
- Serbian - this needed more backing vocals and better mixing but its pretty nice! why are CEE and Nordics strangely kind to this intro 🤨
- Spanish (Spain) - this one issssss fine? its good. Its not great. The energy is there. I don't like that the female voice keeps yelling at me. Hey female voice? Please stop yelling at me. Thank you
- Croatian - I keep thinking my deadname is being said at one part this is painful
- English - This theme song is honestly so cheesy and kinda corndog but honestly I can't stop listening to it and its been like two weeks now please someone help me this is not a joke I can't take it anymore
- Dutch - I love how they sing 'Harry the King is the man' I think. or at least it sounds like that. it's good songwriting. like a few versions tho this didn't quite stick its landing
- Polish - so here, we check in on Poland after a frustratingly mid couple of years lately. They are slowly climbing their way at least 5 centimeters back to being 'the peak dubbing country' again, but still not quite there, and here is a perfect representation of that. man. you give late 2000's Poland this damn intro and the whole studio would turn into absolute fire. as it stands, its an alright intro, not horrible, just painfully mid, I fear. I do like how the title is sung with a different rhythm bc of how many syllables it has, which makes the ending sound better than it should, but thats as notable as this intro gets
- Arabic - thank god Nickelodeon allows some of their dubs to be Egypt because I couldn't take it if Lebanon did this one ngl
- Malay - certainly more focused than Indonesian for sure, the male singer is really cute, but the ending is super weak. still don't want to call it mid, so lower end of this tier it goooes
aight..
- Spanish (Latin America) - Venezuela actually didn't do as bad as I kept saying they did, after giving it some relistens this is fairly alright. guilty pleasuriune if you will. could've went MUCH much harder though (DINT: wouldnt let that shit happen to me thoooo)
- Portuguese (Portugal) - both Portugueses did pretty mid this time around, but hell, at least this one feels more focused
- Portuguese (Brazil) - uuiuooough I am a little disappointed in Brazil. 😭 this isn't godawful or anything its a fairly servicable intro but its just. Its not really there. Everyone sounds like they're kinda just phoning it in and it upsets me. MAYBE the NTSC speed doesn't help?
- Mandarin - again, appreciate the energy, but certainly won't be listening to this one casually anytime soon
- Indonesian - HAMSTER. HAMSTERDALE! the male singer is certainly trying, a few parts it feels like he gets into it but its honestly not that remarkable outside of those few moments. again I appreciate the attempt itself
Nah bruh
- Turkish - jeeeeeesuuuuuuuuuuuuus, fuuuuuuuuuckiiiiiiiiiiiing, chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiist
Barney's World Theme[]
Ranking Date: October 14, 2024
I LOVE YOU (you love me too!)
- Italian
- Bulgarian - it's Bulgaria are we shocked
- English - I mean it's not the greatest preschool show intro in the world, but for a bunch of children they sang that shit pretty well I'd say!
- Greek
- Portuguese (Portugal) - somehow this is one of the best autotune uses in dubbing maybe, ever? like, it's noticeable but somehow doesn't piss me off? wtf
- Dutch - GOD I LOVE THE NETHERLANDS SO FUCKING MUCH MANNN
- Portuguese (Brazil)
Great!
- Serbian - this is basically Croatian if it had WAY more country-specific energy and I am HERE for it. the little chuckle Barney does at the end??? SO CUTE!!!
- Mandarin - god I sure do hope the other asian dubs will be even a quarter of how good this is
- Swedish - by all accounts I should hate this version but somehow, I actually don't. It has all the markings of a shitty ass intro including the weird singer but somehow has a charm which doesnt detract from the quality here
- Polish - lets be clear tho that if this was dubbed in 2012 it would've went HARRRRRRRRRD compared to whatever this is
- Hungarian - a modern day Hungary dub that was actually..... good? and its BARNEY? WOW OKAYYYY!
- Czech - Czechia deciding to do perfectly fucking fine for Tiny Toons and Barney but not UTM:
- Finnish - very VERY low end but this version is so cute. I love that they change what 'in Barney's world' says each time with something that rhymes, the translator had fun, its just a shame the singer kinda did not. you might notice that a lot of these dubs need better singers
I mean it aight....
- Spanish (Latin America) - I have a lot of Complicated feelings about this dub. Generally I feel like if they just didn't do the weird thing where Barney is singing half of it (bc he can't sing here) and maaaybe replaced the singers it'd be much better. 'En el mundo de Barney' doesn't flow well with the syllables of the intro they could literally cut it to 'El mundo' or just 'mundo' and it would sound so much better imho, but like as is it's fiiiiine It's fine. It's fine I actually think having Barney sing some of these parts would be a CUTE thing for other dubs to do it just needed better execution
- Romanian - CTRL C + CTRL V from Danish. seriously nobody is telling you this intro HAS to be sung by children you don't like HAVE to do it guys please
- Turkish - once again I WANTTTT TO LIIIIKE YOUUUUUUUUU. Isn't Harun Can LITERALLY Barney just MAKE HIM SING THIS, CN TURKIYE I KNOW YOIURE READING THIS WHY DO YOU KEEPD OING THIS, WHY DO YOU KEEP TORTUIRING MEEEEEEEE
- Danish - god I want to LOVE this version so much more but the voice is way too nasally and it annoys the hell out of me, it'd be on the above tier if they just got a different singer
- Croatian - this version is so adorable actually 😭 It's like very silly and goofy but sung decently, I just wish it had some umph, as it stands its just ok
- Spanish (Spain) - I WANT TO LIKE YOU MOOOOOORE PLS LEARN HOW TO MIX I BEG
- Slovene
- Norwegian - een barneyyyys valden. yeah this versionn is messy. but I didn't really want to put it in the 'bad' tier it doesn't feel all that fair
Bruhney's World
- French - wow this was not France's best day..... they tried it
- Arabic - Lebanon might've provided the worst version of this intro and yet it's still infinitely better than most other Lebanese intros somehow.
We Are the Crystal Gems, S2+ (Steven Universe)[]
Ranking Date: August 30, 2024
- Steven Universe - Theme Song Ranking (S2 onward)*
This is a bit complicated so for my ease anything that takes the old vocals and puts it in the new instrumental (with the exception of English) will be automatically split off into its own tier bc it feels almost unfair to rank them; also I am ranking these based on their finalized shortened versions I am not listening to an extended intro just for the ending part sorry I am Aware some of them sound different I do not Care
- GEMIUNE**
- Korean - jesus FUCK talk about IMPROVEMENT!!!!!! - Italian - honestly feels like this intro was just made for me. I was literally complaining about not being able to call their first intro dub peak and then they actually Do Just That. so good love you Italy - Bulgarian (V1) - UUUUUUU I FUCKING LOVE THIS DUB SO MUCH! yeah they autotuned the fuck out of this but it works so well in the Bulgarian language it comes out being actually angelic. so good and way better than the first intro ver. - English - As per usual, it's peak. I love how the new instrumental is a lot 'nicer'?? to ease yourself into and it really sounds awesome with the old vocals - Turkish (V2) - Harun Can they can never make me hate you - Japanese - a perfect example of why it would've been better for some of the dubs to literally just do the intro over; nobody sounds like they aged a day yet you can tell its completely re-recorded from the first one and it SOUNDS GOOD - Romanian - GOD I LOVE YOU RAUL. Oh yeah and the other singers too ig - Finnish (V2) - WOOOOO A MASSIVE IMPROVEMENT!!! now THAT'S what I'm talking about Finland
- Good!**
- Turkish (V1) - mute Steven and you've got yourself a top tier dub - Swedish - still not GEMIUNE-material but I actually really love this take compared to the first intro. fucking love how Steven sounds when he delivers the '-na!' and his 'if you think we can't', his voice is so good lol. everyone else generally does a decent job but again that same helium problem I was talking about in the first Danish intro, there needs to be more deeper harmonies going on in the foreground - Russian - WOOOOW once again MASSIVE improvement over last time that's so crazy - Spanish (Spain) - why is pearl so late to her cute :sob: anyways yeah this is a pretty good listen this is why the redubs are NECESSARY so they can MATCH THE INTENSE NEW INSTRUMENTAL why do so many dubs not get this - Hungarian - bettterrrr? yeah! better than the first intro. not by much, the vocals sound super weirdly tuned (or maybe thats just how Hungarians sound sometimes???) but generally this is a big improvement - Indonesian (V2) - WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A GOOD JOB AND THEN PUT IT IN THE FINALE WHAT THE FUUUCK - Mandarin - a lot of dubs are definitely stepping up and improving this time around, color me shocked! still not Amazing but the new vocals sound pretty good on top of this instrumental it's all vibes
- Good bc they're reusing the vocals (but I wouldve preferred redubs)**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - Norwegian - German - the vocals sound good on top of the new intro!! Steven's lines are very weak sounding tho, he sounds out of it - Spanish (Latin America) - this one isn't entirely reused btw a few more parts are redubbed than usual I think. but yeah it sounds practically identical to the first intro and iiiit's fineee - Bulgarian (V2) - now I actually really did like Bulgaria's take on the first intro so hypothetically this version is good too. but I don't like that it exists when V1 of the second intro is just far better lmao - Malay - this feels like the better version of what Indonesia (at first) intended to do, but a permenant redub would've still been nice - Dutch - again, I do think this one would've benefitted a lot from a redub but for what it is, it's still great - Indonesian (V1) - running out of things to say rly with these types of intros really, I ALMOST put this one in mid bc again it just kinda doesn't fit but eh, didn't feel right
- mid....**
- Portuguese (Portugal) - yeahhh once again. sounded great the first time! Not so much the second time - French - you are dubbing a very intense intro, it would be nice if you didn't whisper your way through it. yeah, not feeling the love of this one compared to France's first attempt, that roll call is also noticeably very weak wow - Arabic (S4-5) - SOOO ITS *BETTER* than their first attempt, massive improvement!! but man for how much them continuing the dub was overhyped I honestly expected better, like it's still pretty mid overall. eh, I'll be nice and put it higher up - Danish - Denmark got another try at doing the intro and again iiiittttsssss mid, pretty much worse than last time actually, which is just really sad - Polish - wooow uh. Wow. They did. Wow - Arabic (S2) - Lebanon tries their hand again now with the new instrumental and it's uhhh... Well. Not as good as the last time! It's a more complicated intro as the first so I understand they probably tripped and fell, but yeah, couldn't get into this one
- mid bc theyre reusing the vocals (and they SHOULD have redubbed)**
- Hindi - look, Hindi is one of my all time favorite dub intros of anything ever, but on top of the instrumental it just sounds like one of those fake remixes lmao, it doesn't gel too well, it does not fit - Telugu - honestly my ranking probably isn't even accurate cuz you can kinda tell they did s2 first and then did the s1 intro later or some shit it just sounds like that - Tamil - Cantonese - you will notice that sometimes what sounds really adorable or good on the first instrumental sounds pretty weak in the second and this is a pretty good example. they should've redubbed this one.
- Nah.**
- Czech - literally WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RECORD A NEW VERSION OF THE INTRO TO *STILL* DO HORRIBLE CZECHIA ARE YOU OK CZECHIA IF YOURE OK PLEASE BLINK TWICE
- Not ranking Finnish (V1) because its the wrong vocals and I do not care enough to treat it as a separate version - unlike the first intro I kinda don't like these vocals on top of this instrumental*
We Are the Crystal Gems, S1 (Steven Universe)[]
Ranking Date: August 30, 2024
- Steven Universe - Theme Song Ranking (S1)*
- GEMIUNE**
- Russian (Pandaco fandub) - idc if this dub isn't official I'm gonna rank it anyways it literally sounds so FUCKING AMAZING why can't the actual dub sound like this holy shiiiit!!!! <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0fUmgJQJg> LISTEN TO IT NOW - Hindi - OKAYYYY INDIA I SEE YOUUUU!!!!!!! WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! - Polish - the singing is BEAUTIFULLLLL. not that I expected anything else from the good years of poland :heart: - Spanish (Spain) - Anna Herebia you have stolen my heart because this is actually really good - English - literally a banger opening. 2010's nostalgia has never peaked like this - Portuguese (Brazil) - THE MELODY, THE ASCENDING VOCALS, UUUU ITS ALL GOOD HERE. I LOVE listening to this dub oooh my god I love Brasil - Japanese - LOL WHY DOES STEVEN SOUND LIKE THAT..... but idk I like this dub a lot, super good energy and everyone sounds like they had a super fun time - Hebrew - I'm sorry but Israel actually kinda cooked this time around. ESPECIALLYYYYY THE ASCENDING VOCALS DURING THE "ALWAYS FIND A WAY" PART???? UUUUUU yeah its so good - Spanish (Latin America) - WHY CANT ALL VENEZUELAN DUBS SOUND LIKE THIS and also who gave BRPT and LASP the right to go fucking ham on this intro like hello ? - German - once again, I'll give Germany their flowers when they've deserved it! I really like the soft vocals that sound like actual bliss on top of the calm soothing instrumental - Bulgarian - Norwegian - damn who let Norway cook cuz this is kinda fire
- Good!**
- Swedish - this ALMOST made it into GEMIUNE but you can tell it's not the best. while the vocals are super good and I do love the harmony, the lyrics are so long and really cramps up this intro's style. I can tell there was love put into this though; generally Scandinavia did a pretty nice job with this intro overall (yet somehow Danish is the weakest) - Dutch - I loove how the 'en daarom' part is sung with some hype in her step. it's good, it's a very modest (I'm probbaly gonna say that word a lot) sweet dub with some energy - French - CUUUTE - Italian - goddd I WANT TO RANK YOU SO MUCH HIGHER CUZ I KNoW YOU TRIIIIEEEDDD - Romanian - once again, just like Arabic, this is actually a VERY CUTE AND GOOD DUB WORK from Oradea. really impressive. the baby vocals literally sound amazing on this track. and I should hate that they fucked up the last part by having Garnet(?) sheepishly go "Steveeeen" before he's introduced but strangely I do not? fucks up the flow sure but it actually gives an adorable flair to the intro lmao - Portuguese (Portugal) - it's very evident that Brasil won this round (as per the usuao) HOWEVER!!!! Portugal actually did a pretty cute rendition of this intro. I gotta give flowers yet again - Arabic - wow, it's actually really cute and nicely sung for a Lebanese dub, I'm actually shocked. it's a super cute listen - Korean (V2) - this basically took everything I loved from V1 and put it in a much better intro, now it's actually listenable - Danish - so like right out the gate: I know Denmark can do so much better than this. but PUTTING THAT ASIDE.... for what it is, this is a really modestly adorable dub, I can't really hate it?? I don't exactly *love* that they all sound like they're on helium and I just wish the dub was ascending but *for what it is* I'm not hating - Malay - oh my god please Steven is SO FUCKING ANNOYING I want to take this version and literally MUTE his voice so MUCH - Cantonese - it's not like spectacular or anything but I actually don't hate listening to this. pearl's dopey ass vocals at the end tho :sob:
- mid....**
- Korean (V1) - high HIGH end cuz I know there was such a good attempt like it was so barely there but ugh idk. I don't think screaming your lungs out really makes for a good intro, it's just not soothing enough and really contrasts so poorly on the instrumental even if a few parts here ARE good. I can see why they redubbed this - Indonesian - this was sooo close to being in "Good!" but some of the vocals are so goofy sounding, I can't fully love this dub but they tried, its sweet enough - Mandarin - once again like with some of the other Asian versions, they kinda cooked. there was an attempt. the ingredients were on the table and the rent was due. But idk. It just all didn't come together so well. the lead singer(s?) is too shouty and once again it just does not fit the instrumental. they triedd ~~(but the name translations are so cute lol)~~ - Hungarian - trying so hard not to be mean to this intro cuz there was certainly an attempt, it's not like an actual bad dub or anything, but I don't know, I don't feel the love yknow, its maybe worth a few guilty pleasure listens and that's being generous - Telugu - I originally grouped these two together but actually Telugu is slightly better there's a bit more of a fuck given but like mehhh, - Tamil - me when I hire some random ass child to sing - Finnish (V2) - mehhhh, spoilers Finland did GOOD second time around but their first attempt was oh so very weak. the vocals are very um.. Not Polished and especially the ending roll call is so bad lmao. dunno, I just don't see myself casually listening to this - Thai - uhhh positives positives. ok. I do love how the singers do the "jai pûuak rao" part it sounds good. uhhhhh no thats it I can't think of anything else rly
- Nah.**
- Russian - honestly, if Romanian was the cute 'baby on track' then this is the awful god trashy baby on track. I can't really listen to this dub. the voices just don't work for me. it's so ameteurish and I actually kinda can't believe they published this dub. THAT BEING SAID, Garnet's solo line sounds beautiful :heart: - Czech - probably like the only dub in this batch I think I'll outright just call "bad". this is actually so fucking awful, they all sound like old dying grandmas and STEVEN'S VOICE.... I just cannot
- Not ranking Finnish (V1) because its the wrong vocals and I do not care enough to treat it as a separate version - if you're curious tho I don't hate how the intro sounds with the s2 vocals actually*
Rubble & Crew Theme[]
Ranking Date: August 22, 2024
- PUP FAMILY**
- English - the Bossy Bear intro singer/Cat Noir ate as per usual - Finnish (Nickelodeon) - Danish - the Danish language sounds so beautiful on some intros istg - Bulgarian - I LOVE that they put the title in the beginning of the rhyme because what they did with the rhyme scheme here sounds so well. the singer is nice and smooth and fits with the beat, good job - Norwegian - oh my god I love the melody in which he sings the show's title, it's all good, it's vibes - Korean - I wuv modest slays :heart: :heart: - Ukrainian (Nick) - damn OK Ukraine!!!
- Kazakh**
- Kazakh - oh my god what the fuck is this. why is the lead singer doing his own thing. why is it so ascending during the builder pups verse. why is it so good. why is it so bad. I don't know what to think of this one and after I'm done ranking I'll listen to it a good 10 more times
- Nice!**
- Swedish - congrats all of the Nordics for not producing a pile of shit this time :heart: - Polish - I mean like its not a bad dub by any means but anyone else feel like Adam could go way harder than this..? why did the dubs above Polish demolish them when usually it's the opposite? hm.. maybe if this was dubbed a few years ago right - Hungarian - I've never said this before but I tend to absolutely despise Máté Szabó's intros. His voice is too strong and usually doesn't fit the vocal range of the singer. And yeah, sure, that kinda applies here too, he's no SQVARE. But idk. Something about how its done here is like flirting to his usual harrassment. Especially the choir which sounds pretty damn ascending here. Good job modern Hungary you did a nice one, for once - Spanish (Spain) - oh WAAAYY better than LASP. thank you Spain- THE TITLE VO???? - Portuguese (Portugal) - another eupt dub that did not make me want to stab my ears but its not perfection either - Dutch - Czech - Is this Jan? it's not on the page but it kinda gives me him vibes. if so, he flawlessly ate a second time for the same franchise, if not, what a great impressionist tbh - Croatian - French - low end, tbh I don't love the 'Builder Pups are buildin' it up' part of the verse here, it's too messy, if it weren't for that it'd go a bit higher! - Portuguese (Brazil) - biggest mixed feelings ever with this one idk. I def think the singer's a little too weak but his melodic singing is nice to listen to. the reverb is a bit too much idk if they ever fixed that or if its a problem with this audio specifically. definitely kinda mid but on a nice end of mid - German - another one on the low end, I don't HATE this, the singing is decent, but it feels like it's missing that umph yknow
- meh..**
- Turkish - again, not on the page, is this Harun Can or a REALLY good impressionist? well if it is him this isn't his best work.. but he definitely tried it. THE FUCKING. PITCHED DOWN BACKING VOCALS T HAT SOUND DEMONIC? wtf was THAT - Slovene - literally every single Fairly OddParents intro in this language is better than this dub but they tried it - Serbian - I feel somewhat let down I think Mateya has definitely had better dubjob's than this - Arabic - again, considering Arabic dubs have been manifested by the absolute worst Syrian dubs you have ever heard lately, just be glad this one actually put in some effort - Italian - uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh so fucking tired of this fake ass band bro - Russian - there was an attempt but the singer is too weak again - Hebrew - the absolute restraint to not have Gilan singing this is CRAAAAZY. and kinda didn't do this version many favors - Amharic - honestly they have done way way WAY worse for this language I am just glad they actually tried on this one. on its own its a very forgettable version tho - Romanian - WHERE IS RAAAAAAAAAUUUUUULLLLLLLLL - Thai - now c'mon I know Nickelodeon Thailand can do way better than this :sob: - Spanish (Latin America) - oh come on DIIIINT..... don't do this to me.. don't make me place you here.... - Mandarin (Taiwan) - man I can barely even hear the VOCALS on this - Malay - Indonesian (V1) - Indonesian (V2) - got a different singer to try to fix a mid intro and then did a worse job. ok cool (at least his voice is more confident than the first version but. Hm. yeah don't likey)
First End Theme (Star vs.)[]
Ranking Date: July 13, 2024
I would like to add that I did this at 1 am
- Dimensiontastical**
- Italian - HOW DOES EACH DUB KEEP EXCEEDING IN QUALITYYY - Greek - KIDGNMJDFNGJDF - French - AAAAA I LOVE THIS :heart: :heart: :heart: - English - I've always loved this outro so much so I had to do it justice by ranking it high up!
- Good!!**
- Turkish - Spanish (Latin America) - Hebrew - Dutch - that is NOT Star but the voice is so adorable - Portuguese (Portugal) - can whoever uploaded these audios pls learn what PAL and NTSC are - Korean - German - the voice could be better tho - Japanese - low low end - Russian - I wish she nailed the ending.. but the rest is really good
- Ok**
- Romanian - I WANT TO LIKE YOU MOOOOOOOOORE - Norwegian - Spanish (Spain) - sooo close to perfection. sooo close - Danish - Hungarian - Czech - Arabic - aw it's really cute lol - Bulgarian - Portuguese (Brazil) - her voice is pretty cute but it doesn't really lend itself to the song very well. it could've maybe been saved using backing vocals. - Polish - ooough thats not.. - Ossetian - I'm going to cry - Hindi
- No**
- Swedish - bro - Persian (V1) - dfnmdjgdf - Persian (V2) - oh my god STOP IT
I'm From Another Dimension (Star vs.)[]
Ranking Date: July 13, 2024
I would like to add that I did this at 12 am
- Dimensiontastical**
- Italian - slow start but actually I think this lowkey might be the best one. so much passion and love and care - Bulgarian - funny thing about this one, I always thought they were singing about "evil Ludo" in these lyrics and then I realize they weren't even referring to him here it's just what the word "crazy" is in Bulgarian, that's so awesome, anyways I love this version - English - Duh. What an amazing early 2010's intro with great vocals and an amazing beat! - Romanian - I LOVE RAAAULLLL UUUUGHHHHH - German - omg I love how the singer sings certain parts. the "baa baa baaaa" part being so melodically great to listen to
- Good!!**
- Danish - oh wow I love his voice. He fits the song so much and sounds really chill and laidback, and it's mixed well, it's very nice to listen to! - Portuguese (Portugal) - daaaamn ok IMPRESS ME - Korean - need this in a higher quality but I see the vision, its good - Greek - super split on this one bc I don't like his voice too much but its an objectively great version, I can't not give it its flowers. I love the baa baa part and how the lower backing vocal makes it sound so awesome which not a lot of the versions if any so far have done - Spanish (Latin America) - not the best dub in the world but I love his voice actually! It's good! - Japanese - I don't feel like the energy is ALL the way there but this is super good! - Swedish - basically same thoughts as Norwegian. lol, all the nordic dubs sound the same /pos. LUUUUUV the high note at the end too it adds so much FLAVOR - Norwegian - I want to like this version so much more but let me just say the mixing here is fucking amazing and gives the show a very "live studio audience band" vibe - Russian - Turkish - he has so much personality and the dub REALLY picks up at the end, dtva really DOESNT do it like this anymore. LOVE the ending too - Hebrew - Polish - its not great but. man.. dtva used to actually care. youre never getting an actual decent polish dub like this again. - French - very very VERY low end but this could've been so much worse for a Belgian dub, I'm impressed!
- Ok**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - Mandarin (China) - I LOVE this version even if its objectively mid uuu. I like how it stylistically isn't too good which gives it a very cheesy silly vibe, I can't describe it. China can certainly do better than this but I'm not upset at what we got - Persian (V4) - idk if this is all literally the same dub but they should've just stuck with V2 - Dutch - god I feel like this one could be so much better but it's not horribleeee - Persian (V2) - this one has major "guy just fuckin around and singing whatever" energy its so good - Spanish (Spain) - I don't like his voice. very grating. very no - Czech - Hungarian - I don't like his voice even more than Greek lol, it's so unfitting and bad, but well like most of these, There Was An Attempt - Arabic - I mean this one could be WAY WORSE, it's like fine (that's bc its Egypt and not Lebanon or non-Spacetoon Syria), but idk I'm not feeling it. - Hindi
- No**
- Persian (V3) - not the worst thing in the world but wooow that female male voice duo is not working in their favor I don't like this - Ossetian - I'm gonna give this dub credits for making me laugh out loud - Persian (V1) - I can't even hear him in most of the lines bro :sobbing: the ending is kinda cute tho whats his phone number - Ukrainian - ohhh honey....
Care Bears: Unlock the Magic Theme [V2][]
Ranking Date: July 6, 2024
- Care Bears: Unlock the Magic Ranking*
NOTE: All opinions here are objective and true. They have been verified by multiple scientists and backed up with sources. Please do not argue otherwise or face harsh punishment.
- ASCEND BEARS**
- Italian - UUUUUUUUUUUUU I LOVE THIS DUB SO MUCH. I LOVE HOW THE LYRICS ARE SUNG. I LOVE THE BACKING VOCALS. I LOVE THAT ITS A DUB NOBODY EVEN EXPECTED TO EXIST AND THEY NAILED IT EFFORTLESSLY WHILE DROPPING THE MIC. IS SO GOOD - English - Probably one of the best opening themes the 2010's has provided us, with amazing vocal work, and a great distinct 80's synthic vibe. It doesn't get better than this I fear. - Portuguese (Portugal) - way to IMPRESS me Portugal, omfg. The female singer sounds so fucking cool and the strong male vocals help to elevate this version to great heights. Before Galaxy introduced me to Rita & Whatsit I didn't even THINK EUPT dubs can be this good, why can't all of them sound like this?! - Korean - this version is SO CUUUUTE AAAAA, absolutely a modest slay that manages to be automatically better than the other dubs because it understands the art of um. singing well
- Turkish**
- Turkish - So this one is really complicated for me to rank. I know why a lot of people feel its good. And that's because it brings amazing energy to the table! The backing vocals (done by the glorious Harun Can) do everything they can to ascend you. So why did I initially hate this dub so much? The lead singer. I... don't really like her voice. At all. The first few seconds you're immediately thrusted into at least, one of the most shrill voices you'll ever hear in your life. And she just keeps going. But after giving it time to settle in, I think I get the hype and I understand why people would rank it next to Italian & English. So.... Fine, you guys win, I don't think it's that bad I just don't really like the female singer but upon relisten shes not THAT bad and if they just recasted her with someone more gentle-sounding I wouldn't have a problem
- Good...!**
- German - damn Twilight Sparkle ok, I see you! Absolutely one of the few actually good versions from the dub bomb, consider me shocked - Greek - this is a dub I absolutely had NO hopes for because it was going to be Tanweer, it was going to be mid as fuck. And while there isn't much special about this dub other than it outperforming literally everyone that exists in Central & Eastern Europe, it actually sounds pretty good for what it is! - Romanian - Upon constant relistening, this dub definitely goes higher than I originally took it granted for. And for a Fast Production dub, the final product is definitely around the same as what they usually do. I just wish the dub was a lot better though. I guess that's on me for expecting Ager level quality from this or, really any of the CEE dubs. - French (in PAL only) - One of our first dubs and it was absolutely a grand hit. I love how this sounds so much! - Bulgarian - It's crazy that Bulgaria is one of the few that actually perfectly understood the assignment. I adore the singer's laidback tone of voice so much and the background singers are putting in so much effort. - Spanish (Latin America) V2 - MUCH better than the first attempt at least. The new female singer they got sounds way better and there's a lot more passion put into it - Serbian - This version aight - Croatian - I fucking LOVE this dub because unlike some of the dubs here, it absolutely sounds like a classic Croatian dub in the BEST way. It's funny, it's hammy, it's so cheesy but it really hits because it actually sounds like. GOOD? Like a dub should? You did good Croatia - Hungarian - Unfortunately this is a controversial opinion. But um. Like. I like this version? Sorry. I love how the calm relaxed vocals from the female singer contrast perfectly with the beat and the backing vocals are pretty strong too. I just think its a good dub, esp coming from MODERN HUNGARY (normally shit)? there's nothing to hate here :sobbing:
- ok**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - oooookay. so I feel like grabbing maybe one of the worst Brazilian studios to dub this show other than fucking Centauro was a mistake. But like this dub isn't the worst thing ever like Jose & gang kept trying to gaslight me to believe some years ago. But its got OBVIOUS problems. The lyrics and how they don't flow with the instrumental, the singers, the robotic sound effect (what..) and laxluster mixing, put it all together and you get a rare case of BRPT being mid unfortunately :frowning: - Spanish (Latin America) V1 - I doooooo nooooot like this dub - Russian (Cartoonito) - this one goes higher than what I wouldve originally ranked it ONLY because it makes me actually feel something. It's funny, and that is wayyyy better than just being mid for the sake of being boring. Sometimes we need a bad dub we can just laugh at, and that's ok - Hebrew - Zzzzzzzzzzz. That's me after listening but it's also the singers after performing this. Where is the energy? why is EVERYONE just whispering? No seriously, why is nobody screaming the vocals with passion love and care? WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS - Polish - another dub that disappointed me so much and it's absolutely the female singer. The one they got just feels like she doesn't care at all and the mic quality is really bad. With proper mixing this could automatically fix the dub, but by replacing the singer it would go in the Good tier immediately - Dutch - this dub disappointed me so much :sobbing: the vocals aren't really that strong even though they're desperately trying to be and I absolutely blame that on the lead singer. Not the worst dub ever but the one that just made me go :/ Okay... the one positive? fucking LOVE the "OH OH OH OH OH" they put here it sounds really good lol
- Nooooo**
- Czech - as a complete opposite to croatian, czech is a perfect example of a dub that sounds like a classic czech dub in the worst way. thank you (still better than Arabic though) - Arabic (V1 & V2) - i am not fond of lebanon
Jessica's Big Little World Theme[]
Ranking Date: June 26, 2024
- Jessica's Big Little World - Theme Song Ranking*
- BIG LITTLE PEAK**
- English - Once again, as said many times, it's the original. What did you expect truly? - Dutch - oh my goddd I LOVE THE NETHERLANDS JSFNJDGNJDSG :heart: BEAUTIFUL VOICE - Romanian - tysm Fast Production Film for not making me pull out my hair - French - I don't LOVE this dub but I do adore the energy brought here
- Objectively good but too strong**
- Polish - this is the one that pushed me to make this a different tier, god these two dubs are great but stop screaming?? - Italian - I PROOOMISE I would absolutely rank it higher but I kinda don't like how.. high? the voice is? idk actually ugh its a little *too* strong maybe :sob:
- Great!**
- Norwegian - YESSSS I appreciate dubs that really understand the og vision - Swedish - this is probably if not like the best sung version yet - Portuguese (Portugal) - basically same opinion as Bulgarian - Danish - Bulgarian - Its not the beeest dub in the world but the high points here are REALLY high. - Portuguese (Brazil) - I love deep voiced women so much - Indonesian - damn ok I didn't know you swung like that Indonesia - German - Finnish - I don't really *love* the intentionally(?) delayed vocals but theyre not an awful change of pace for this intro. the actual dubbing quality of the song is good and thats all anyone couldve asked for out of modern day Finland - Mandarin (Taiwan) - a very modest cute job aww
- ok....**
- Turkish - THE SINGING. IS SO. FINE. JUST. I don't like the mixing at all and the way the VA sings a few of the lines sounds really off - Thai - again, high end, I almost feel bad putting it here but its not really all that great just good :slight_smile: good quality from Thailand - Spanish (Latin America) - didnt do much for me I fear - Serbian - another ameteur dub but its not awful, I especially like the ending. High end of the tier - Hungarian - everything about this dub is good and bad at the same time - Croatian - not even all that bad just really ameteurish sounding in an amusing way - Spanish (Spain) - middd wow - Malay - as mid as they come so far - Slovene - HELP :sob: they tried that shit
- Tax write-off**
- Czech - oh my gooood fire the musical director and lyricists immediately :sob: the voice is good but there is NO rhythm!!!! Don't do this future dubbers!!!! - Cantonese - sometimes Cantonese intros are a swing and a miss and this one was definitely a miss, but well, I've heard worse? the way she's singing just does not fit the melody at all and I'm sure she knew that when she recorded this - Arabic - honestly I should just be glad its just a really typical mid dub job and nothing more considering how much worse Lebanon has butchered the greatest openings of all time but still, fuck you
Tiny Toons Looniversity Theme[]
Ranking Date: June 9, 2024
- Tiny Toons Looniversity - Intro (Ranking)*
- ESTEEMED DUBBING**
- Danish - absolutely FLOORED the other two :flag_no: :flag_se: so much. when the voices sing together they absolutely ASCEND and it sounds so patriotic in a school-way, fitting the premise of the show so much. Denmark should be so proud of themselves for doing so much better than their TTA-equivalent - French - France literally got so high up by just doing the bare minimum to which the other dubs couldn't do. cool. thanks. LOVE the high note Babs does at the end btw she would absolutely sing it like that in the original - English - What an amazing modern remake of such a classic opening theme! - Finnish - whenever you have thoughts that a language can fit a song in a certain way to its advantage, Finnish TTL is basically that. Its an absolutely beautiful language for this song and the singers prove exactly why, I love this one a lot. another case where the ending specifically ASCENDS it to higher lengths, it sounds like jelly - German - I am very impressed, Germany did a good here! not a huge fave, but I'll give flowers where and whenever they are due - Bulgarian - why the fuck does Plucky sound like that.. anyway, this one is very 'sleeper slap' coded, I tend to replay it semioften
- Good..!**
- Portuguese (Portugal) - here's a dub I absolutely HATED but definitely came to like as time went on. I actually kinda prefer how certain things are sung compared to the BRPT dub (its a 50/50 situation, some of the lines sound better in BRPT but overall EUPT feels like it cares about the song more? idk how to words) Another dub with a great 'Babs and Buster Bunny'-sung line that I keep repeating.. - Czech - somehow CZECH manages to be one of the best dubs for a Cartoon Network show. I know, what???? - Portuguese (Brazil) - this is a dub that was absolutely ascending when we only had like 3 dubs and practically the best of the bunch, but now that time has passed, its just pretty decent - still one of the better dubs and I absolutely adore that they changed the last line to say "on streaming and on TV!", which is very funny for a reboot of a meta show thats otherwise not meta - Romanian - UUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ok so. for some reason for the Romanian dub Warner thought it would be smart to have all the main characters voiced by their equivalents, so Buster is Bugs Bunny for some reason. This extends to singing voices, and uh, yeah, it sure does show. Buster (whose VA is not a youthful person) does not a good singer make. Thus resulting in a very embarrassing version. I know Ager can do better than this. However I uh.... don't. hate this? how certain lines are sung ESPECIALLY the ending part actually sound pretty good....? confusing ik. I want to like this more but I don't exactly despise what we got. - Dutch - I know a lot of people will not be singing praises of this version and I understand, but honestly, I love how a lot of parts of this version is sung (esp the 'Babs and Buster Bunny line') and its a modestly cute version :slight_smile:
- Spanish (Latin America)**
- Spanish (Latin America)
- mid asf**
- Serbian - this one is just fine tbh I have nothing to really say about it. it exists - Polish - honestly idk what to think of this version, its very okay. its not god awful but I definitely feel like Polish can do better, the voices which aren't even all that good don't exactly sing too well together. super disorganized dub overall. high end of this tier I guess? - Spanish (Spain) - running out of things to say about some of these this also just exists and is one of the most castellano thing I ever heard - Hungarian - Hm. Ok. I don't want to be too mean to this dub because its not like godawful or anything and its two people singing like all songs in the show but. yeah I mean its not all that good either. 0 replay value - Croatian - I definitely feel like this one is missing something but I do like how certain parts are sung so it's higher end of this tier - Slovene - youre not impressing my streeeeam everyone knows ur using a calc - Mandarin - literally just the equivalent of water. this dub means nothing to me - Thai - water but you put like one of those flavored packs in them - Malay - literally just the equivalent of water. this dub means ALMOST nothing to me; I do like how the 'heres where the greatest toons' part is sung by a tiny bit. it ALMOST moved me. - Norwegian - Oh wow. Those are. Voices. That are singing. And they do. A job together. While singing lyrics. Wow.
- No**
- Japanese - talk about a huge disappointment honestly. this was one of the first dubs we got and my jaw dropped at how lackluster and terrible it is. None of the voices gel together and its just a very awkward listen. I can tell they probably tried to go for a certain 'overexcited VA' vibe but it just doesn't translate too well here. I'm sure there will be worst dubs but I think putting it in this tier is 100% deserved - Swedish - *taking a deeeep breath, then letting it out* No.
DuckTales (2017) Theme[]
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Ranking Date: April 18, 2024
- DuckTales (2017) Opening Ranking**
- AMAZING**
- Italian - Is anyone shocked that Italy sang their ASSSSS off? THIS IS SO GOOD. Could listen to her voice for actual hours - German V1 - GOOOOOOD MORE GERMAN DTVA DUBS LIKE THIS PLEASE. I don't care that she's just singing the English lyrics, it literally sounds so amazing and somehow carries MORE energy than the original, its absolutely beautiful to listen to, holy fuck, her voice is so cute and carries the song so well - English - It's the original, what can I say? She slayed the mic effortlessly - Greek - do we expect anything less from Sierra? absolutely ascending professional quality. - Portuguese (Brazil) - GOOODDDD GOD GOD GOD. I LOVE HER MYSTERIOUS AND ALLURING VOICE SO MUCH. SHE SOUNDS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!! - Bulgarian - I LOVE her voice so much, really fitting the mysterious aura the show has while sounding very good! - German V2 - so one of the dubs sound by a man! kinda don't hate this, he killed the vocals and I can't complain - Azerbaijani - why and how tf is THIS one of the slays. holy shiiit
- Polish**
- I'm not really *feeling* this dub but its objectively good, I can't not give it its flowers, its Poland. But man. I wish they used a different singer lmao
- Great!**
- Hungarian - YESSSS HUNGARY, SHOW EM YOU CAN DUB - Russian - how does her voice do that uu uuuu thing. its so cool - Portuguese (Portugal) - back when Portugal at least tried to be competent. love the ooo oo's too lol - Norwegian - Danish - I absolutely adore how the singer sings certain lines, it gives the intro a good flair. a slow start and there's absolutely better intros but this is great! Denmark didn't let anyone down - Czech - oh my GOOOOODDDDD this has to be in top 5 czech dubs on a tv budget, ever. Absolutely surprised me with how well she sung this - Finnish V2 - your school's stupid, your school's bwaha
- good, but could use some more energy**
- Korean - French - Spanish (Spain) - manifesting that this version sounds amazing in PAL, dont love it much in NTSC speed but the vocals are objectively amazing - Romanian - lower end for sure, this version's kinda cheesy, but it gets really ascending by the end. the Ager choir pulled it off - Icelandic - Iceland brought their all here and I love the energy sm - Japanese - nonsensical lyrics ate - Mandarin (Taiwan) - this one is def guilty pleasure territory but I like her voice much more than the Chinese version. also she sounds like Lena lol - Hebrew - Mandarin (China) - definitely nooot as good as other Chinese Mandarin Disney dubs tho.. - Finnish V1 - I'm going to stroke it, your arms are broken - Dutch - god. I want to like this one more but it feels like its missing a certain UMPF you know?? Definitely a guilty pleasure dub for sure - Cantonese - way better than I expected it to be - Spanish (Latin America) - same singer as BRPT, but somehow, I'm just not feeling it much here. It just doesn't sound that great, but the lyrical flow allllmost saves it from going in the 'ok' tier - Swedish - not a bad version at all, but I'm somehow not feeling it that much and I can't really tell why. - Ukrainian - helppp I love the 'aaaa' rhymes and how the singer is oddly into it at these parts
- ok....**
- Turkish - I know Jose is going to kill me for this but I don't rly like the singer and her work here :sob: - Tamil V1 - Telugu V1 - Hindi V1 - this version isnt BAD, by any means, and I've heard worse Hindi dubs.... its trying too hard to be German V2 and not really succeeding tbh. his voice just isn't as inviting, but I can see the appeal - Arabic (Standard) - I appreciate this having more energy than the Egyptian Arabic version, but I still don't think it's anything impressive. Both V1 and V2 are in the same place to me (V2 seems to be slightly better) - Malay - oh. - Indonesian - she has a great voice but she's off with the beat and it doesnt sound great - Thai - Tamil V2 - Telugu V2 - Hindi V2 - oh that one is slightly less interesting or exciting - Arabic (Egypt) - Egypt tried, but Noha doesn't exactly have the strongest vocals, and the mixing is off, therefore I don't feel much about this version.
- No**
- Persian (Abanda) - how do they keep doing it
Agent 203 Theme[]
Ranking Date: March 6, 2024
- Agent 203 Intro Ranking***
- Good!**
- English - I kinda like how truly unconventional the intro is overall, in all honesty. By all accounts what they tried to do here shouldn't work but I don't hate listening to it? The main vocalist did a good job carrying the song too, but I do feel the musical direction could've used fine tuning here or there. However I don't like how this intro sounds in a NTSC(?) pitch, it's much too slow - Slovene - who is surprised that out of all the Minimax dubs, Slovenia is the best? 'Cuz I'm not - Italian - I absolutely fucking hate Raggi his voice does NOT fit Ulav, however I can't be mad at this one. They were handed an intro their talents were best suited for. Surprises me too, I know - Serbian - Studio Studio kinda carried a tiny bit. Love the main vocalist part but the rest was pretty eh. - Romanian - SURPRISING for an Oradean dub I know. It's nothing special but the vocalist sounds so pretty and did a great job here. - German - Ulav's first part was a bit weak but this is basically on par with the original. love the ending part specifically!
- It aight**
- French - It's decent, it's fine. I wish it was better because I know France has that true dubbing power when it wants to, and this wasn't exactly one of those times. But it's serviceable, I can't complain - Hungarian - I don't like Zoe's parts very much, and I feel like the main vocalists are maybe doing a bit too much. But for a Minimax dub it's good?
- Garbage**
- Czech - WAHHH WAHHHHH. They sure did try it but its still just saying things and hoping it sticks. The main female vocalist sounds awful um. I guess it could have guilty pleasure appeal for some? just not me - Arabic - we just saying things and not even caring about submitting good quality anymore
Hamster & Gretel Theme[]
Ranking Date: February 20, 2024
- Hamster & Gretel - Intro Ranking*
- Hamster Lip Image**
- Italian - If there is ANY dub that deserves my love and attention, IT. IS. THIS. ONE. Italy knocked it out of the DAMN *PARK* when nobody asked them to and did not give a single FUCK who they were leaving behind. The singer is the only one so far who has had that TOUCH, that CONNECTION, that LOVE for this intro, Dan Povenmire would be PROUD of them - Mandarin (China) - coming RIGHT behind Italian is China's attempt at this intro, which is honestly so beautiful to listen to. I cannot overstate how amazing their dubwork for Disney has been. Just outstanding quality. - Romanian - As expected from Ager, they handed in AMAZING work. They knew they couldn't get Raul to sing this so they got in his identical evil twin, and he SLAYED IT UP - Bulgarian - jesus CHRIIIIIST YES I LOVE KRISTIAN'S VOCALS SO MUCH! Bulgaria outdid themselves here - Spanish (Spain) - I do NOT know what it is about this show that made Spain wake up from their nap but it worked - Danish - it's honestly a modest slap but cmon. its modern day Denmark. Normally I can't hate them and the harmony at the end is near ascending - Hebrew - finally a dub that woke me up. Thanks Gilan for actually being amazing this time. We love you and your high energy (when it is well casted)
- Good!**
- Polish - pretty much does everything the English version wanted to do but WAY better. perfect quality from a country that usually doesnt do stellar by DTVA standards - English - The lead vocalist is so unserious, but this has a certain cheesy vibe that still sounds good to listen to? I can't hate it but it never blew me away - Swedish - very slow start and picks up near the middle part. Its a sleeper slap for sure - Spanish (Latin America) - damn this is the dub y'all kept hating on? idk could it have used more energy? oh absolutely. and I'm not the biggest fan of Mexican dubs. but this was a pretty cute ernest attempt I liked it! And yes Venezuela wouldve absolutely handed in worse lmao dont even start - Hungarian - I know I'm scrapping the bottom barrel for dubs I can call good, but its modern day Hungary AND its modern day DTVA. This is a blessing compared to what it *couldve* been. - Greek - against all odds I feel like I should hate the lead singer's voice here but I just kinda don't? the beginning has a strong hook and he fits for the beat of the song. Can't be a hater. It's Tanweer we're talking about anyways - Portuguese (Portugal) - basically on equal footing with BRPT tbh, but is more competently composed so it goes a tiny inch higher - Portuguese (Brazil) - idk yall were being super big haters. but I will agree that this dub does lack a certain punch. they gave it a go and its of good quality but couldve use more work in the oven - French - I mean its cool. its aight - Norwegian - once again, lower end, this is not by any means a perfect version and its only BARELY decent. buuuut idk. I kinda love the energy presented here. I wish the singer wasn't so nerdy and packed a punch yknow? - Arabic (Standard) - very much low end. but somehow has way more energy than EG-AR? ok lol, might be the PAL pitch idk, ending is a bit weak though
- ok asf**
- Turkish - tried :skull: - Korean - this one has attempted energy, and its not *bad*, but I don't really like the singers too much - Finnish - once again, I wanna like this one. the Kevin-minivan line is one of the best sounding deliveries for that line I've ever heard. But Finland just is not trying hard enough - Dutch - I really wanna like this one more. Everyone else in the song holds it down so much but the lead singer is absolutely trying his best to carry it. I think he does a decent job, but it's just not enough to win me over - Czech - they suuure did try it. It picks up once the singer stops singing and it becomes a guilty pleasure dub, but otherwise it is absolutely nothing special - Japanese - yeahhhhhh. idk. KOA tried it but he isn't giving me anything here - German - I do not like the lead singer, straight up. he's not fit for this song at all. BUT. After my ears have been utterly destroyed by the other German DTVA dubs this one comes out and at the very least its not very excessive with the autotune. but jesus these dubs need to get better singers.. - Arabic (Egypt)
- whatster and fuckle**
- Persian - milk and cereal milk and cereal milk and cereal cereal and milk
Moon Girl Magic (Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur) [V2][]
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Ranking Date: February 19, 2024
- MOON GIRL MAGIC!**
- English - Never heard of Diamond White in my life before this but it has enhanced after I knew (pun intended) - Romanian - Jesus chriiist I love Ager so much. Perfect Lunella voice, check. Beautiful backing vocals, check. The two combining and stealing my heart, check. It's exactly what the other dubs of this intro SHOULDVE been, and honestly, shame on all of you for not living up to it. If ROMANIAN could do it, all of you can. - Japanese - If there's one dub I was never expecting to sweep me off my feet, it's Japan's take, yet here we are. The mixing, the lead singer and the backing vocals all mixed together really fit the show in vibe and aesthetic, and it's an absolute banger and delight to listen to! - Italian - Here we have a version which I originally did not like, because it was doing its own thing. But then I let it settle. And then the other dubs released and my ears bled so i was forced to recognize this as an actually good attempt at dubbing the intro. And yeah! Ilaria does what Ilaria does best and its not so bad! I really like the new rhythm and its a joy to listen to - Danish - I LOVE how Danish Lunella sounds, she's perfect in the role. The mixing and the backing vocals do wonders for this version, alongside the catchily written lyrics - French - Notice how this one is actually good because its being done by France and not Belgium
- Good!**
- Bulgarian - God I adore the harmonies and how it sounds here, contrasted with Joanna's modestly sweet singing vocals. This was a sleeper slap I don't think I was ready for - Dutch - I'll preach it from the sky to the grass down below: THIS VERSION IS SO GOOD!!! I absolutely love how Zipp's calm and lax vocals fit the song so much. Its def a version that warms up to you because of course the choir part is stronger than the beginning, but thats the POINT. It pulls you in! Its great! I can't imagine hating this one - Spanish (Latin America) - Low low low LOW end. After careful reevaluation it goes in this tier instead of in 'Eh', but its definitely not as good as it could've been. It sounds nice to listen to with a single fuck given and thats literally all I could've asked for
- Hungarian**
- Hungarian - god ok. ok. first of all. Bingo's singing voice is.... no. extreme no. Its actually clawing at my ear drums at how LOUD it is and so unfitting to Lunella's og voice actress. but the only reason its in its separate tier is that despite going against the original vision, against all odds, the intro itself is.. competently put together? like Bingo sucks don't get me wrong but she has ENERGY and there's clear effort to make this sound good so. yeah. it goes here I guess.
- Eh...**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - this version is absolutely not that good I'mma be for real but tis a guilty pleasure lmao, I just kinda like how the choir part sounds. Lunella is.... not great on her own - Norwegian - uuuugh I WANT to like this version so BAAAAAAADDDDDD, Lunella's voice isn't even that bad but I can tell the beat escapes her. the backing vocals are fine but fine isn't good enough! Its like they took the DNA of a good dub and just made it slightly sound 'ok' at best. And I hate that I have to rank it this way I really do because I can tell there was once love here that withered away - Greek - Lunella's voice doesn't sound *bad*, but its definitely one of the weaker choices here. Overall a little disappointed in Sierra, I feel they can totally do better than this yet they just.. didn't. - Swedish - same as Norwegian, I wanted to like this one more honestly, there's pieces here for a great intro but overall it trips and falls on its face.
- Now you're losing me**
Sorry, this tier was getting so long I had to split it into two lol
- Turkish - there was an attempt but despite what the credits say this was not dubbed in Imaj. Imaj could never do this. they could never let me down with such a poor attempt at dubbing the intro - Portuguese (Portugal) - this is a weird thing to say but why does she sound like more of a casey than a lunella. anyways- this version is like. fine. I guess. I don't know. I don't really know what to think of it? I used to shit on it like really hard but I overall just think it doesnt have an umpf or an identity enough to care about it lol - Polish - I was expecting to rank this way lower, because of course I would. BUT AFTER REPLAYING....... my thoughts are just that its like Hebrew, cringe but with a slightly higher budget. maybe 2 and a half quarter budget. the lyrics are so bad man. 'boom skarbie boom' stooop :sobbing: and Lunella legit sounds like she doesn't wanna be there. it'd be lower if the choir wasnt ok enough - Finnish - oh wow they uh. they sure tried it. it has miiinor replay value I guess? I've heard worse from this batch of intros. but jeez, Yasmine just cannot sing - Korean - sooo close to perfection but yet sooo far. Would be literally fantastic if they replaced the main vocals with someone who isnt annoying and just speaking all her lines. that is to say the choir sounds great! And that's unfortunately all I can give this forgettable version - Spanish (Spain) - not gonna lie I don't think Spain gave any single fuck dubbing this one. Lunella doesn't sound *awful* she just does not sound confident. The backing vocals would probably make it be decent enough if it werent for the lack of proper mixing. This could've used a redub for sure. But its also not as bad as I remembered it being so there's that. ALSO WHY IS 'YO SOY MOON GIRL' EVEN A LYRIC - Hebrew - honestly I can type so much about all of these dubs but this one is just pure cringe who the FUCK uses apropros - Czech - they did about as well as a czech tv dub was going to be. what did you want me to say? I guess I KINDA like how they softly sung the "thought you knew" parts..? but obviously its not enough to save it - Arabic (Standard & Egypt) - I'm.. so sorry but the main singer just does not fit for this role. The voice is too young and inexperienced, and just a bit grating. Both dubs are getting lumped togther because they're basically the same thing
- no**
- German - Sorry, this version is un-listenable. Lana Finn does not have a sense of musical rhythm, her voice is not suited for a singing role, and then of course the choir does it no favors by sounding absolutely horrendeous. Obviously a rush job. Just ridiculous that this dub has so many shooters.
The Ghost and Molly McGee Theme[]
Ranking Date: February 14, 2024
- The Ghost and Molly McGee Intro - Ranking*
uh please note I listened to most of t hese in pal which maaay have impacted my opinions JUST a TIIIINY bit but like its probably fine ok thanks for understanding
- Tacos & Rainbows!!!**
- English - its peak, what do you want me to say. Who knew Master Shake and Enid could sound amazing together lol - Greek - SKNFJDGNJDGNKDSGMDKGH :heart: :heart: OH THE VOICES. THEYRE JUST SO GOOD. THEY GEL TOGETHER sO WELL AAAAA. Scratch is a gremlin and we are here for it - Mandarin (China) - Oh. My. God. Dunno what studio Disney+ keeps going for these fantastic ass Chinese Mandarin dubs but this is absolutely NO exception. I LOVE opera singer Scratch so much and Molly's vocals are a pleasure to listen to as well. This is amazing. MORE OF THIS, PLEASE! - Romanian - GOD. I JUST LOVE YOU AGER. This version is a joy to listen to :heart: - Italian - ouuugh the way Emanuela sings that 'now youre stuck with me' line and the 'ecco il!' just scratches my itch. Italy did fantastic here :heart: bellisimo - Finnish - Hungarian - modern Hungary? modern DTVA dubs? being actually good? What. The. Fuck. Although I wonder why Scratch stops singing at the end and if this is just a dubbing error that was never fixed - Mandarin (Taiwan) - this one is def a sleeper slap. Its a pleasure to listen to (other than Scratch's restart line lmao) and gets the job done very well
- Great!**
- Polish - this is a version I guess I subconsciously gaslit myself into believing it wasn't that good. I mean. Do I think it could be better? For Poland standards absolutely. But what we got is really good too? It's not Moon Girl. It's something better. Well played - Japanese - never once did I ever think saying 'We are ghost' would flow very well but it worked out perfectly for them, this is a great sounding intro. not a huge favorite but its up there - Hebrew - someone haaas to tell me how Israel struck gold by getting some rando off the streets and she fucking sang her heart out. Is it even possible to be that lucky? I love Hila's vocals so much and Simcha compliments her greatly, even elevating the 'restart' line to great lengths! love it, thanks - Russian - An example where I'm not huge on Molly's voice (sorry Barbalib) but she still sang that shit elequently just fine. Quite some replay value with this one, I can't hate it - Korean - CUUUUTE! Kim and Lee's voices compliment each other great here - Danish - Not huge on Scratch's voice (until the end), but I can see what he tried here. I think Molly truly carries it.
- Decent! Could be better..?**
- Turkish - split on this one. Modern day Imaj hasn't really been doing wonders for me lately but this dub is like. Fine? Its a decent attempt at the intro. But it just feels like there's no umpf. It's not as horrible as I probably made it out to be before but its def not amazing either - Cantonese - this is actually fucking amazing for a Hongkongese dub???? I don't think that it's perfect so it goes in this tier but I kinda liked listening to it? - Bulgarian - How Can I Listen To This? It's Not in Pal - Portuguese (Portugal) - Not as bad as I remembered it being honestly. But not as good as it could've been either - French - I still think this dub is not as bad as y'all tried to slander it out to be but thats none of my business - Arabic (Egypt) - honestly a pretty noticeable improvement from the Standard version. While one sounds more like a guilty pleasure dub, the other absolutely sounds like they took notes from the English version and replicated it pretty nicely. Still not much special other than that - Arabic (Standard) - this one is good! it's fine. But I think that's all it truly is. It's really cute and a guilty pleasure to listen to but not perfect or anything. A very modest attempt
- Not feeling it**
- Norwegian - goood I wanna rank this higher. I CAN TELL. I CAN *TELL* SILJE IS GIVING IT HER ALLLLL HERE. But the 'all' in question just isn't quite there. and the dub starts to reallyyyy lose me at the end. And I don't even really know what Frank is doing. - Spanish (Latin America) - oh wow um. Argentina def tried it. Not awful, not by a long shot but not.. great either. Def not how I rememebered this one - Spanish (Spain) - Um. Yipes. Ok positives. uh. I like how Scratch sings the restart line. Negatives, everything else - Portuguese (Brazil) - ok so right off the bat. Scratch's voice is a BIG no. And his ass surely cannot sing either. Molly doesn't do much to help either. ITS A DECENT ENOUGH INTRO ON ITS OWN don't get me wrong but after listening to so many masterpieces above me its clear that this wasn't as I hyped it to be all those years ago. They tried it - Dutch - Molly's vocals are absolutely a guilty pleasure for me. But its clear this was a rushed job. Scratch is.... so weak and there clearly wasn't much love being put into this one. Even some of Molly's line deliveries are read weirdly. Somers tried to save the show and I appreciate her efforts - Czech - yeahhhhh no - Hindi - this is the most Hindi intro I have ever heard for sure. its a cute attempt at least but absolutely 0 replay value, you can skip it
- It's The Nope**
- Swedish - again another version where Molly is barely trying and its not enough, and then Scratch just drags the whole thing down. but tbh I dont think I've ever heard a Swedish dub worse than *this*.. what even happened - German - I think I'd rather look up loud noise compilations on YouTube and shred papers than listen to this again thank you. isn't it so funny that disney always commissions these random intro redubs and this happens to be the ONE time they do not do this - Persian (Saam) - what
The Future's in My Hands (Hailey's On It!)[]
Ranking Date: February 14, 2024
- Hailey's On It! - A Mission to Rank All The Show's Intros*
- SAVING THE WORLD**
- English - it's Moana who's shocked - Romanian *(snippet)* - I can already tell. I dont even need to hear the full version. I ADORE YOU AGER - Polish *(snippet)* - WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DID DTVA DO IT. HOW DID THEY MANAGE TO PRODUCE A MODERN POLISH DUB THAT ACTUALLY COULD BE GOOD. OOOOOO I can't wait till this premieres - Japanese - the only dub (at the time?) that I feel like competes pretty well with the original version. dunno what it is with Japan and DTVA but they're eating. the flow of the Japanese language did wonders for this intro - Spanish (Spain) - ok so I may have grown extremely fond of this version after listening to literally everything else here. the choir is SO DAMN CATCHY TOO
- Good** (for this show's standards so I'm stretching it VERY thin)
- Norwegian - A COMPETENTLY PRODUCED VERSION? NORWAY? WHAT - Greek - Extremely rare Tanweer W? - Bulgarian *(snippet)* - not *super* sold on Hailey's voice here but I mean it could be a good dub despite that? it's Bulgaria. here's hoping - Finnish - god I'm so surprised that Disney Finland came around??? This is like REALLY good - Korean - this actually sounds pretty good too. love the choir! singer isn't too strong, would be higher if she was - Arabic (Standard) - this version is actually really cute lol. I wasn't excepting this bc Egypt with DTVA supervision is usually a mixed bag
- Mehbots**
- Spanish (Latin America) - once again its fine. its alright. I wish it was better but its fine HAILEY PUEDE - Portuguese (Brazil) - It's alright. I feel like its missing a punch yknow? but the singer comes in strong and its not an awful listen. jjust. WTF is that chipmunk noise during the choir? Stop it Brazil you've done it with UTM and now the same thing here - Swedish - oh noooo baby. hate Hailey's voice. It sounds awful. BUT. this is a rare case where the choir sounds way better than the main vocals? dunno how they acheived that but uh good job - Dutch - honestly a version so inoffensive that it neither ascends me nor offends me. Well played, The Netherlands. if it helps I like how Hailey's VA sings the earwax line. probably not a great thing - Portuguese (Portugal) - they definitely tried this but I'm not gonna lie the choir keeps making me fucking laugh each time the mixing is god awful and I just really do not gaf for Portugal's dubs if they continue having this quality - German - Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune Autotune but it doesn't make me want to ram my head into a wall THAT much like Moon Girl did so congrats? - French - Well its um. Stronger. Than Danish? But like come on it's Belgium. It's not that good - Hebrew - oh noooo. Israel what happened to you baby? you were so good on Molly McGee. This is a huge trip up. Actually now that I Think about it Moon Girl's sucked ass too maybe they just got very lucky with Molly (impressive too considering that was a complete nobody) - Danish - it's fiiineee..... I totally feel like Denmark can do way better and I kinda don't like Hailey's voice that much. It's not strong enough
2023[]
Kitty Is Not a Cat Theme[]
Ranking Date: December 31, 2023
- KINAC Ranking*
- AMAZING**
- Romanian (voice-over) - Romanian (voice-over) - Bulgarian - oh my god the MELODIES, the RHYTHM, Bulgaria UNDERSTOOD that assignment and RAN with it :fire: - English - Probably at least in the top 20 of one of the best opening themes of all time - Polish (V2) - whats gonna piss the FUCK out of me is that the intro is shortened even though its way better than the first intro lmao - Greek - I LOVE SIERRA!
- Great**
- Turkish - whats gonna also piss me off is that this sounds fantastic and yet its only available in LQ (if anyone sayus its my fault they're getting banned for a week and I will be counting) - Dutch (Belgium) - this is one of the best Dutch dubs I ever heard tbh, everything's on point here - Polish (V1) - I have a weird opinion with this intro, as in its pretty good for what it is, but its like the sleeping on the wrong side of the bed for all Polish dubs. that is to say that this is literally fine but I think Poland could normally go much harder on an average day - the backing vocals are super ascending here tho - French - right behind Flemish Dutch, Belgium does it yet again with a version thats nice to listen to :slight_smile: no complaints here - Hungarian - I do still feel like this version could be better, but its absolutely high class for a modern Hungarian dub, so I pumped it up from my initial 'ok' ranking - its on the lower end, here
- ok.....**
- Russian - I almost put this in Great, there's an amazing energy here, but I feel like the vocals themselves are just so 'ok' enough to have to get bumped down. they gave it a go and its alright. gonna put V2 in basically the same place here - Portuguese (Brazil) - its standard, its fine, nothing special about it - Czech - actually surprisingly decent enough, but the vocals aren't really my vibe, and he's doing far too much than he needs to at the end. glad they could call The Nazz (Ringo) a badass tho - Italian - ohhhh Italy.... honey... you can do better than thiiis.... - Spanish (Spain) - again, great energy, terrible voice
- Nah**
- Arabic (V1) - I still can't believe that Jordanian Disney made.. this :skull: The singing is so fucking bad - Arabic (V2) - this one is worse. I love that it doesn't even really have any mixing to help elevate it. such a nothing version
- ETV Bal Bharat**
ETV Bal Bharat
Phil of the Future Theme[]
Ranking Date: December 14, 2023
- A Little Phil of Our Own - Intro Ranking*
- AWOOTASTIC**
- English - the voice is very silly but unlike 80's Care Bears it adds on to the beauty of the intro - Spanish (Latin America) - THE ONLY DUB THAT GETS IT :heart:
- Good**
- Italian - the voice took a WHILE to get used to but its better than most of these dubs so uhhh - Greek
- ok....**
- Japanese - absolutely better than anything else in this tier, the effort was there, but I still feel like its a stretch calling it "good" - Spanish (Spain) - def has better lyrics and flow than BRPT but I'm not feeling too much love in the vocal department - Russian - THERE was an attempt - German - Portuguese (Portugal) - Portuguese (Brazil) - the singer isn't as strong as I'd have hoped he would be. 0 replay value
- Bruh of the Future**
- Scandinavia, probably
The ZhuZhus Theme[]
Ranking Date: October 23, 2023
- ZhuZhus - Intro (Ranking)*
- ZHUTASTIC!**
- Greek - Yes, I know it's LQ. Can you even begin to IMAGINE this wonderful dub in HD? It would just be too powerful. Godddd, Sierra, please keep singing. I love you. - French - Although they are basically the same, I prefer the version that aired in Belgium over the other one. But besides that, this version is absolutely fantastic to listen to, the voice is perfect and the lyrics are good - English (Polly ver.) - What can I say? This version is an immense classic, the voice is so pleasant to listen to and compliments the beat especially towards the latter end, the melody sounds great, its a 10/10 in my books - Dutch - mijn BFF's - Bulgarian (Disney) - Something tells me I wouldn't normally like this version of the opening due to the voice (sorry, its just far removed from the original in theory), but somehow, they made it actually work. It sounds so pleasant to listen to that I just can't hate it. - Danish - WE LOVE ANNEVIG!!!!! - Persian (Digitoon) - THIS VERSION IS SO CUTE AND WHEN IT WAS DISCOVERED IT MADE ME SO HAPPY!!!!!! The instrumental remake is not jarring in any way and actually helps to ELEVATE the song, and while the singer's voice isn't my favorite its so absolutely ADORABLEEE AAAAAAAAA - Arabic - Not!Wafaa kinda tore up the mic here. Did not expect this level of quality from a Disney Jordanian dub, but I'm so glad they passed this one off to them because the singer is absolutely gorgeous
- Good**
- Polish - Russian - German - Italian - English (Frankie ver.) - It's not that bad, but it's an immediate *downgrade* from the original version. The voice is clearly a little older and its a little distracting if you were used to the Polly version. The newly added lyrics to fit with the series change don't exactly compliment the song too well, it's a bit of a jarring lesson but not in any way terribly bad - Swedish - gonna be honest with you I'm not exactly sure where to rank this. the voice was definitely a.... choice but I can't really go out of my way to say I hate the dub as a whole, either....? I mean I think its neat - Spanish (Latin America) - this version just BAAAARELY makes the tier. Like objectively, I just can't hate on it. It does everything very well, it gets the job done and it doesn't hurt to listen to. But its only on here by sheer technicality. Its absolutely the most boring of everything on this very tier so its like, just 1 smidge away from being in the ok tier
- ok.......**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - I know y'all are expecting me to 'eat my dust' with this decision but I mean idk I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. this dub is not in any way bad or awful but at best its just fairly ok, standard stuff and at worse the singer is not really bringing the A game that I KNOW Brazil is best known for (outside the community) and its kinda sad to see - Korean - Romanian - oh come on Ager.... youre better than this.. - Hungarian - I'm already running out of things to say about the dubs in this tier. idk Spinel did ok ig - Finnish - idk how to describe it this dub is objectively good but suuuper bland at the same time - Norwegian - frankie ar zuzus ar best - Hebrew - lmao this dub is the DEFINITION of this tier. Honestly I should've just renamed the whole thing "Hebrew...." like its not even that bad but again so boring to listen to with a vague rise in basic interest near the end - Czech - the singing is very good for a Czech dub, but otherwise, the weird rhyme scheme of the lyrics and how they're sung really bog this one down for me - Bulgarian (Super Toons) - helppp me. oh wow this is just the biggest downgrade so far. from an amazing beautiful dub to such a mid quick dub job. but ig I've heard midder....
Rita & Whatsit Theme[]
Ranking Date: October 4, 2023
- Rita and Whatsit Ranking*
- AMAZING**
- Arabic - GODDDDD I FUCKING LOVE JORDAN SOMETIMES. This version sounds so soft and tender, the singer really compliments the beat perfectly and it's an absolute joy to listen to. Definitely was not expecting this the first time I heard it. - Portuguese (Portugal) - JSNGFJSGNJS I LOVE HER TAKE ON THE INTRO SOO MUCH. Aaah, the way she sings certain lines helps give the opening a certain punch that I feel like some versions below this just don't hit. It sounds like she actually wanted to be there and the lyrics help illustrate that
- Good**
- French - It's so modestly cute! I like the singer and overall France did an amazing job perfecting this opening. - Czech - I know this one is probably a controversial opinion, but I actually like this one, against all odds. The voice would normally annoy me but I think she fits very well with the song and can harmonize pretty well for a regular Czech TV dub, it sounds nice - Swedish - If there was ever a dub I could hail as *the* most guilty pleasure dub, yeah, this would be it. I REALLY love Finnish Swedish dubs haha, and the singer does a surprisingly really decent job, it's hard not to jam to this one. The "ooooh" part at the end is ASCENDING too
- okayyyy**
- Friulian - I *wish* I could rank this one higher, but I still think it's far from a bad dub, I mean, especially for a *Friulian* dub after all. I can't really articulate what would've made me place it higher, but it's a standard dub - Slovene - ooooof. yeah that's a mid dub. The singer is not even all that bad by any means, it's just that I can clearly tell that the vocal direction wasn't all there as she was recording it, thus it sounds really flaat. I honestly can't tell whether or not it goes above Friulian or below it tbh they're both on the same level to me - Spanish (Argentina) - :zzz: I mean its not BADDDD (as you can see there might be a pattern here), but man, it's not great either.. they just did the job and got it over with I guess. definitely not my favorite
The Ugly Truth (UglyDolls)[]
Ranking Date: September 12, 2023
- UglyDolls - The Ugly Truth OFFICIAL RANKING*
All other opinions are not true, blatant misinformation, and must be corrected immediately.
- SMEXY**
- Finnish - Danish :heart: :heart: - Swedish - Spanish (Latin America) - Cantonese - I LOVE THIS SO MUUUUCH AAAAAAAAAA - Polish - English - Spanish (Spain) - Serbian - again I hope it gets found in a better quality - Norwegian - on the lower end but Norway still cooked
- Good!**
- Portuguese (Portugal) - I wanted to put this in smexy, but something felt a bit off. so its higher end absolutely - Ukrainian - same thoughts as Turkish except honestly I like it even more actually. but something just feels.. weird - Portuguese (Brazil) - the voice is weird and unfitting, I won't sugarcoat it.. but god can he sing - Korean - Greek - Italian - German - I love how they got clever with the 'ugly' chanting - Hebrew - French (Canada) - Turkish - if I'll be completely honest with you.... Harun Can was kinda on his off day here.. DONT GET ME WRONG ITS STILL GOOD. but it's not like. *good*. idk what happened, I think maybe the mixing just isn't as good as it could be as it does not compliment the vocals too well personally - Lithuanian - Bulgarian - would maybe be better if half of the backing vocals weren't missing - Czech
- Persian (Namava)**
- Persian (Namava) - this is actually a super cute version, hope it gets found in HD someday
- um....**
- Latvian - Slovak - sexiest non-Barbapapa Slovak dub - Icelandic - Vietnamese - ....I love the enthusiasm! - Hungarian - they tried - Slovene - again I WANT to like these dubs more I REALLY doo - Croatian - objectively its not that bad but I don't like the voice, and it really bogs it down for me - Mandarin (China) - Russian - Wow - Thai - they chose a really good VOICE ACTOR for Lou.... but he cannot uh. yknow. sing
- U-G-L-Y!**
- Persian (Soren) - they tried it - Persian (4th dub) - what - Persian (5th dub) - What - Persian (IRIB) - WHAT
Wow! Wow! Wubbzy! Theme![]
Ranking Date: September 3, 2023
- WOW WOW**
- English
Please note that this is literally the only version that is actually ascending and it all goes downhill from here
- Great.... I guess**
- Spanish (Chile) - ok, being completely honest with you, I feel like this could be *better* but for what its worth it sounds super good compared to these other shitty fucking dubs - German - this voice is absolutely fucking annoying but somehow..? they made this work! damn! - Hebrew - amazing. glad you can make it to thsi tier just by doing the absolute barest minimum - Spanish (Spain)
- ooook**
- Irish - tbh? I'd rank this a lot lower but there's actually an effort here.. a passion. I'm putting them on the highest tier here - Danish - Denmark can do better than this bruh :/ - Turkish - I thought I'd hate this one more actually.. I KNEW HARUN CAN WOULDNT LET ME DOWN - Portuguese (Portugal) - I'm not exactly feeling the singer, SORRY! - Arabic - I can admit that they're trying harder than usual by trying to have a certain lyrical energy to "Farhan- Farhan- Farhaaa-an" but the rest of the opening is not exactly doing it for me
- super miiid bruh**
- French - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ - Portuguese (Brazil) - there was an attempt
- European Spanish (demo)**
- European Spanish (demo)
- NO! NO!**
- Spanish (Venezuela) - ....wow
Peg + Cat Theme[]
Ranking Date: September 3, 2023
THE OFFICIAL PEG PLUS CAT RANKING ALL OPINIONS ARE CORRECT
- FLAT WOMAN**
- Albanian - HELP NOT THE ZOOM IN DURING THE INTRO - Hebrew (A+) - I LOVE YOU ALONAAAAAAAAAA MARRY ME
- Nice sounding**
- English - Russian (V2) - Serbian - peg + magic. the voices are so funny this verison is so funny I do like this version - Spanish (Spain) - Spanish (Latin America) - Hebrew (Hop!) - adorable! - Portuguese (Portugal) - rare Portugal W - Russian (V1) - Swedish - I like the effort its cute
- uhhhhh**
- Korean - Czech - peg a (gobbles food) JAAAAAA - French - its mid - Polish - I AM SLEEPING! - Mandarin - I do not like Peg's voicve. here., - Portuguese (Brazil) - rare Brazil L; this dub rides up a bit bc I like the backing vocals when they sing GATO - Arabic
Ernest & Rebecca Theme[]
Ranking Date: August 31, 2023
ERNEST AND SWAGESSA - French - I FUCKING LOVE KAYCIE CHASE SO MUCH - English - I FUCKING LOVE KAYCIE CHASE SO MUCH
Great - Serbian - Icelandic - only because the other dubs are so fucking bad
Okayyyyyyyyyy? - Catalan - the ending part is better than the starting part - Romanian - U - Polish - German - Cute! - Slovene - Czech - this is just making me sad - Hungarian - bruh
NO! - Basque
Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese Theme[]
Ranking Date: August 31, 2023
great - dutch - i like the vibe of the intro - german - i am surprised - finnish - english - its a nice intro i like it - italian - i like this dub! - french - why did they . undub some things i dont like that very much
good - portuguese (portugal) - i wish it was better - portuguese (brazil) - can you believe people actually hate this one.. sillies - malay - cantonese - good
ok - russian - sigda - mandarin - energy is nice. voice over guy is funnyy - hebrew - idk i didnt enjoy this as much as i wish i couldve - basque - the voices are kinda unfitting but this is ok
persian namava - persian namava
bad - spanish (latin america) - booring - arabic - this is. this is not good thyy arent singing nicely
The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries Theme[]
Ranking Date: August 23, 2023
THIS WAS REALLY HARD TO RANK
- AMAZING**
- Swedish :heart: :heart: :heart: SO CUTE - Hungarian - HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK?? - Portuguese (Portugal) - Polish (Boomerang) - German - Polish (VHS) - Italian - titty - English - Triforcefilms version still better though - Norwegian - oh god I love the soft but mysterious voices so much - French - Spanish (Latin America) - YEAAAAAA VENEZUELA COULD NEVER DO THIS :pray: - Portuguese (Brazil) V2 - Japanese
- Great!**
- Spanish (Spain) - Give Spain the microphone for once in the 90's and they tearin that shit UUUP - Malay - goddaaaaamn.. was not expecting this slay when I first heard it - Danish - Czech (SuperMax) - WHY DOES THIS ACTUALLY SOUND REALLY GOOD - Portuguese (Brazil) V1 - Polish (Canal+) - its not thaaat good, bit forgetable and the ending is super bad, but its Poland so its still better than other dubs - Croatian - yeah ofc this show gets the better Croatian intro LMAO, I wish the ending was stronger though - Russian (Boomerang) - Hebrew
- oookay....**
- Hindi - its really LQ so I can barely hear it but it sounds like its a nice enough dub - Russian (STS) - I love the rhythm they sing the title parts in. I should hate this version more (the lead vocals suck) but somehow I don't. also w hy does TWeety sound like this - Czech (TV Prima) - this one is nothing too special but is still pretty good for Czechia standards, just not as great as V1. its serviceable - Greek (VHS) - its like fine. the bored male vocal as the leading vocal isn't really doing it for me, why did Boomerang like this intro enough exactly - Romanian - THIS IS REALLY SUPER DUPER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!......... for Mediavision standards. Meaning its absolutely mid as hell for everyone else. I will say this, the Sylvester and Tweety parts were sung very well (which could go for a few other dubs also) - Sinhala - what - Finnish - Arabic - I surprisingly feel nothing special from this opening. The vocals are kinda weird sounding, very un-Venus like. Far from a bad dub however.
- lol**
- Bulgarian - ok ok ok ok - Russian (NTV+) - ok ok ok ok
Tiny Toon Adventures Theme[]
Ranking Date: August 22, 2023
- TOONIRIFFIC**
- Ukrainian (demo) - This is the definitive TTA intro for me. The voices are absolutely amazing, accurate to the original, they flow along with the instrumental perfectly, the lyrics sound so great, god, the fucking HARMONIES. When they all sing along with each other it sounds so GOOD. It doesn't get better than this, I promise. - Persian - Is there any surprise that this is high too? The fucking amazing instrumental booming with tons of personality, the STRONG voices that display the character quirks perfectly, the fact that Iran did not even NEED to do this and decided to pop the fuck off anyway. - German - holy shiiiit. the rhythm. the flow. the VOICES. its all at pro here and I love it!! It's such a fun listen to, gg Germany well played - English - its the original version, what do you expect? Although its not my all time fave, the voices blend very well with each other contrasting very well with the beat and showcasing a lot of personality - Hebrew - damnit I'm running out of things to say about some of these versions but IT SOUNDS SO NICE TO LISTEN TO - Danish - what did anyone expect lol - Arabic - :pleading_face: ITS SO CUTE!!!! I LUV YA VENUS!! I love the "tiny toony" lyric too and how well it flows
- Great!**
- Dutch (Boomerang) - I personally feel like this version's an absolute improvement in comparison to the VHS dub, a redub for the ages. The lyrics are so good and creative too - Dutch (VHS) - *objectively* it's not that good, but I think its a huge guilty pleasure. I love the flow of certain lines even if the voices are not the best. Dizzy's voice actor fucking KILLED it too - Italian (special intros) - WHY WOULD THEY NOT ACTUALLY DUB THE FUCKING INTRO BY ITSELF AND INSTEAD TACKLE JUST THE SPECIALS WHEN THEY SOUND SO GOOD (I know the actual reason is that they got a different studio to do it but STIIIIILLLLLLL). Although its on a lower end of this tier for sure - French (V2) - thaaaat's better! The mixing better compliments the voices, certain lyrics are resung (very subtly - if you have a good ear you can hear the differences) in the way which makes the generique sound SO much better. France did a good. Although I don't like how the '1933' line does not rhyme when literally everything else does, - Spanish (Latin America) - honestly, I can see how this dub saved the Venezuelan dubbing industry (even if temporarily). The voices are very adorable and cute and they can surely sing. Personally I like V2 more but I dont feel like separating it on this ranking unlike French because theyre more or less practically the same with slightly different lyrics and tone so its not a huge diff. gg well played Venezuela - Japanese - what can I say? its very modestly cute
- okay....**
- Polish - this version is definitely interesting.. like Norwegian, I just want to like it more, and there is personality in the voices, but a lot of the lines are not being sung well enough for my taste, sorry. its going in the high end of the tier - Norwegian - I WANT to like this one more, the voices are extremely high quality, but I guess there's just something about it thats holding it back from being great, I feel like its the way certain lyrics are written/sung. Still, Norway gave it a go and its a nice attempt - Romanian (Boomerang) - I still feel like people gas this one up WAY more than they need to (come on guys, lets just be honest with ourselves, its not that great), but I will say that for an Oradean dub this is pretty nice to listen to. I wonder how Bucharest did - Hungarian - consider it a high guilty pleasure. I think the lyrics are very cute and funny. And the instrumental is kind of doing it for me, but the voices aren't all that good. I feel like if this dub got a redub during the early 2010's-ish era of peak Hungarian dubs I wouldn't have complained - Portuguese (Brazil) - its adorable! and unique! com muitas novidades! - Swedish - this version is so forgettable man. it just makes me feel like nothing - Finnish - its.. cute.... the kids did fine. I feel like I should like this dub a lot more but I just .. don't. In comparison to the original this one has a child choir that don't take time to give actual *personality* to the characters by having some kids say certain lines. Sorry but that kind of vibe just doesn't fit this intro - French (V1) - I know its objectively not THAT much different than V2, but you won't casually find me listening to this version, sorry. The mixing is super bad and doesn't compliment the song whatsoever. Reminds me a bit of Trolls BGO's case - Croatian - what the actual fuck did they try doing here .. I *will* say that, besides Persian, this probably has the best instrumental recreation though (besides like, the end part, which sucks ass)
- no lol**
- Czech - SKNFJSGNHJSNFHJANJNWJGF3ign49g32hjuwfSFNHJSDGn4gbv905rgjsijdSUIF2 - Russian - FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
- Burgers**
- Albanian (LOGO) - ok ok ok ok ok ok ok - Bulgarian - ok ok ok ok ok ok ok - That one Greek VHS promo - ok ok ok ok ok ok ok - Polish (VO) - actually I was gonna joke about this one but can I ask why the hell it has better lyrics than the actual dub itself when they didnt even need to- - Russian (VO) - ok ok ok ok ok ok ok - Turkish (probably) - ok ok ok ok ok ok ok - Ukrainian (VO) - ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
I'm not ranking Cantonese and Korean, both bore me
It's a Dog's Life (101 Dalmatian Street)[]
Ranking Date: July 24, 2023
- 101DS - Ending Theme RANKING*
- AMAZING**
- Italian - Greek - ITS SO SEXY SFJJDNgjS AA - English :heart: :heart: - Bulgarian - booo boo - Russian - that voice is SO CUTE ?? and tender, so good
- Great!**
- Czech - oh my godddd the second part :heart: - Polish - Finnish - gen SURPRISED me for a Finnish Disney dub, wow - Korean - the second half is MUCH better than the first, enough to save the dub - Hungarian - a rare modern day Hungary W, but its on the lower end - Portuguese (Brazil) - Jullie singing for 2 seconds, alongside the virtue of this being Brasil, saved the dub - Swedish
- could be better**
- Norwegian - I actually love Benedicte's voice so much, it breathes a lot of character and personality that some of the versions are missing, but something about this dub just isn't scratching the itch as much as I expected it to. maybe it's the mixing. - Spanish (Spain) - wht the hell are those ruff backing vocals - Portuguese (Portugal) - sexiest EUPT dub - Romanian - wow I dont like her voice but she still sang - Japanese - Danish - expected this one to be much better eh - Turkish - Hindi / Tamil / Telugu
- not feeling it**
- Arabic - sorry Anna/Mirabel/Amity, but I don't really like your voice at all. Still, I feel like it could be worse - Spanish (Latin America) - :neutral_face: - Dutch - French
Dora the Explorer Theme (S1–2)[]
Ranking Date: June 28, 2023
- DORA THE EXPLORER S1-2 INTRO RANKING***
- There has never been a single better dub.**
- Lithuanian - Bulgarian - Persian (V2) - this is technically not s1-2 I just won't bother ranking the other two intros so I needed to joke about this absolutely amazing dub thats not even on the wiki yet
- AMAZING**
- Danish - Slovene - I literally don't blame them for using this in all seasons gahdamn - Armenian - ABSOLUTELY STUNNING. whoever sung this is absolutely wonderful at her job, she carried this opening flawlessly - Polish - ITS SO CUUUTE - Croatian - it's Project 6 (and not Ben 10 or MLP). may I say more? - English - nostalgia bias aside, this is a cute op - Finnish - Arabic (V1)
- Great!!**
- Norwegian - Japanese - I love the intros where you can tell the crew really had a lot of fun getting a feel for the song - Turkish (V1) - Serbian (V1) - this is horrible but in a way where you can't stop listening to it - Romanian - AAAHHHHHHH :pleading_face: my heart will melt at this rate - Korean - WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE ENGLISH COUNTRY WITH THIS ONE!!!! :fire: :fire: :fire: :fire: - Dutch - Ukrainian - Sinhala - its sri lanka its good
- okay....**
- Spanish (Latin America) - I appreciate the rhyme scheme so much - Serbian (V2) - Tatar - Greek (V1 & V2) - I really should hate this dub more than I do, but it's definitely a guilty pleasure, its high up in the tier - Vietnamese - its objectively not that good but its also SUPER FUCKING CUTE ?? - Arabic (V2) - it's cute, but there's not much substance here. how do you go from that amazing opening one season before to this?? - German - its *adorable* but I have not much to say about it - Macedonian - Russian - this is horrible but in a way where you can't stop listening to it - Hungarian - Swiper says FUCK! - Swedish - this is horrible but in a gramatically incorrectern way - French - LET US GOOOO - Hindi - Urdu - Hebrew - its kind of cute if I squint I just don't like that they all sound like bloodthirsty chipmunks - Catalan
- mid asfff**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - I DONT HATE THIS DUB. but I admit it doesn't have much of a competition compared to even the already kinda mid dubs above this tier. ah well, there's always other entertainment to slay on - Turkish (V2) - isnt a redub supposed to be an improvement - Kannada - Malayalam - Tamil - I literally dont even remember what all the Sun TV dubs sound like anymore - Telugu - Portuguese (Portugal) - this is horrible but in a way where you can't stop listening to it - Thai - this is so forgettable - Mandarin (both of them, they both sound practically the same to me here) - adooorable attempts but I'm just not feeling the love - Czech - AGGGHHHHH PLEASE HIRE NEW VOICE TALENTS I BEG OF YOU THAT WAS A TERRIBLE LISTEN - Kazakh - Spanish (Spain) - my fucking goddd - Bengali - owhhhh that voice is not it.. - Kyrgyz - 8 seconds slapped
Bossy Bear Theme[]
Ranking Date: June 24, 2023
- BOSSY BEAR - THEME SONG RANKING*
- SUPER-DUPERY COOL!!!!!!**
- Bulgarian :heart: :heart: AAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING LOVE IT SO MUCH THE WAY IT SOUNDS ITS JUST.. SO AMAZING - English - SQUARE fucking popped off here w/o being asked - Danish :heart: :heart: - Polish - I FUCKING LOVE ADAM SO MUCH! - Hungarian - German
- Great!!**
- Serbian - VARIAN!!!!!!! - Russian - Swedish - Finnish - Kazakh - the flow is so off but I can't ask much from a Kazakh dub, the voice is great and its shockingly addicting to listen to, so I don't hate it - French - definitely an acquired taste but I like this one a bit
- okayyyy....!**
- Czech - this is shockingly pretty good for a Czech dub, damn - Italian - Italy can definitely go harder than this cmon - Dutch - boom boom aaahhh - Romanian - Not Raul kinda slayed a tiny bit ig - Slovene - honestly I'm not sure what to feel about this dub but they did fine overall, I kinda *do* like the rhyme scheme with the title they got going on and its a great spin on how to dub the theme - Croatian - Arabic - well it could be worse I mean it's Nickelodeon Syria but uh, hm it wasn't all that good
- its simply mid**
- Spanish (Spain) - they sure thought they did smth here, its still the best one out of the whole tier tho - Turkish - hayyy bossyyyy - Portuguese (Portugal) - there's clearly an attempt to make this sound good but it's very.. Portugal /neg - Norwegian - idk ig I just don't like the singerrrr he's so boring - Malay - Mandarin
Phineas and Ferb Theme[]
Ranking Date: June 18, 2023
- Phineas and Ferb - Theme Song Ranking*
- AMAZING**
- Persian (Parsian Translation House - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE FOUND A WINNER - Icelandic - unironically one of, if not, literally THE sexiest Icelandic intro ever dude. the melody, the lyrics, the singer, its just everything to me - English - It's Bowling for Soup, it's great
- Great!**
- Croatian (S1-2) - I fucking love Nikola's silly voice here, he gives SO MUCH PERSONALITY to the song and it is a very pleasant listen, the subtle voice cracks are everything to me - Italian - you just cannot go wrong with Nicola, man. love him so much - Danish - oh my fucking god, that voice. Was not expecting that but he honestly ate it so much, it warms on you a lot and the flow and lyrics compliment him nicely - Spanish (Spain) - Polish - expected nothing less from Adam. I don't think this is one of his best jobs but it objectively sounds great and really picks up near the end with the melodies - Ukrainian (S1 and 3) - Turkish - HARUN CAN :heart: - Swedish - Ukrainian (S2 and 4) - a bit of a downgrade but I do like how some things are sung more than the version that preceeds it - Arabic - Honestly Ziad did not dissapoint, his voice sounds great and the flow is very memorable, it's definitely on the lower end though - Portuguese (Brazil) - this is definitely sleeper slap territory and honestly, idk if its nostalgia but I can't find myself hating this - Spanish (Latin America) (S3-4) - this sounds pretty sweet, I can't bring myself to hate it. there's not much difference but its a tier higher bc I like how some things are sung in the redub a bit more
- okayyy buuut..**
- Spanish (Latin America) (S1-2) - Croatian (S3-4) - now.... it's not *bad* .. but could you say "noticeable decline"? impressive too considering its the same singer, honestly why'd he even redo it? only con I can give it is that it picks up with the backing vocals giving the intro atmosphere but it's just not as good as what once was - Norwegian - tbh I don't like the lead singer's voice but there's clearly an attempt to make it sound great - Russian (S2-4) - idk what it is, it literally has the same singer but somehow this feels like a massive improvement, even if its still in the same tier - Japanese - the singer is literally fine, I just think its the fact that the lyrics don't really fit that knocks it down some and makes it sound 'ok' - Bulgarian - well its early era Bulgaria, this opening theme goes so hard that the poor babies were not ready to knock it out of the park at the time of this dub's conception, I understand, it's still not a bad listen on its own - Slovak - Russian (S1) - Malay - why doesn't DTVA do it like this anymore - Hindi - Indonesian - why doesn't DTVA do it like this anymore - French - Slovene - this dub is sexy and not at the same time - Dutch - I don't want to call this dub bad, really, but I just think there's nothing making it differ it from the others - Romanian - man, I don't know what to think of this. okay, so here are the facts. this is early 2000 Ager who was just discovering who they wanted to be, and I get that. but oh gosh that lead singer does not sound great. HOWEVER. It has so much more personality than the dubs below that I kinda had to put it one tier above. there was an attempt. its no Wander Over Yonder. it doesnt COMPLETELY hurt my ears listening to this dub. its just... conflicting.
- midddd**
- German - Portuguese (Portugal) - Finnish - they tried - Serbian - Studio Studio - Greek - damn, THIS was early Sierra Post? I don't want it - Korean - I wish there was more happening in this joint - Hungarian (S4) - this just barely fixed it but not by much btw, at least now I can listen without cringing - Hebrew - I'm fucking snoriiing THERE'S NOTHING INTERESTING - Mandarin (Taiwan) - UUUUUUUUUUUGH - Cantonese - honestly, I've heard worst Cantonese dubs ofc, this sounds nice enough but idk, I wasn't really feeling it - Czech - god, I normally defend Jan intros (The Loud House and PAW Patrol anybody?), but this just was not one of them. yikes - Hungarian (S1-3) - why the fuck is it mixed badly. p,lease tell me I made some kind of mistake while gathering audios. fun fact I literally checked several episodes on Disney+ (which meant sitting through like 5 separate ads) just to see if I could SAVE this version. its so bad. its just. its so bad, woooow. expected more from early era Hungary you know?
- What the hell dude**
- Tamil - I'm not listening to this - Telugu - I'm not listening to this - Persian (Mahbang Studios) - I don't feel safe!
Life Can Make You Smile (The Amazing World of Gumball)[]
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Ranking Date: June 8, 2023
- Life Can Make You Smile - A TAWOG Ranking*
- AMAZING** (no pun intended I swear)
- English - Italian - I normally hate Raggi so much, but honestly besides the completely unfitting voice at least he has a good flow, so I'm ranking this pretty high - Danish - that voice is fucking great/accurate/expressive and the dub is actually super good; the dub starts to loose me near the end though - Japanese - ADORABLE :heart: - French - I feel like the flow is off at a few parts but I can't complain, Belgium did a pretty decent job all things considered
- Great!**
- Bulgarian - Dutch - it's a bit off near the first chorus parts, but honestly, this is a pretty accurate dub all things considered, a god tier Gumball voice AND THE VOICE CRACKS AWWWH - Norwegian - definitely a unique sounding flow! - Croatian - this dub is so cute! :heart: nothing revolutionary but I like how it sounds - Portuguese (Brazil) - not my favorite Gumball voice but this sounds pretty good! Common Delart W - Serbian - Russian
- okay....**
- Polish - I fucking hate the voice and it absolutely ruins this but the "life can make you smile" parts are naturally fantastic. so I'm kinda torn - Korean (V1) - the "life can make you smile" chorus parts sound pretty ascending, the voice is cute in a quirky way, but I don't think the dub is much good otherwise - Spanish (Latin America) - German - there was an attempt, I just think it wasn't good - Arabic - thank god IPH spared me with a half-decent dub because I always think it could be so much worse than this - Malay - Korean (V2) - honestly I think that was a downgrade
- what the actual shit**
- Finnish - well they uh.. tried. could've been better with a more competent singing director maybe? the backing vocals ruined it bc the mixing is almost nonexistant here - Spanish (Spain) - I absolutely hate her voice so so much but I see there was an attempt - Slovene - there is nothing to like here. it's all fluff - Hebrew - this is outright bad and at this point I actually want to jump out of a window - Romanian - cute but it's not Raul. nice try Mediavison - Portuguese (Portugal) - nope. sorry. I don't like that voice one bit. stop fucking singing - Czech - that fucking voice.... oh my gooood - Hindi - oh I outright despise that voice for Gumball woow
- life makes me frown**
- Swedish - hgoly fucking shit man - Taiwanese Mandarin - honestly, the voice is adorable but he just cannot sing, this felt like an absolute mess to listen to - Hungarian - fuck off - Indonesian - FUCK OFF - Thai - FUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- Persian**
- Persian
PAW Patrol Theme[]
Ranking Date: June 8, 2023
- Paw Patrol - Theme (Ranking)*
- AMAZING**
- Persian (IRIB) - get in the robot chase - Japanese :heart: :heart: ITS SO CUUUUTE SO CUTE GOD - English - Its the original version, you can't go wrong with that. Mr. Simons did a splendid job with his vocal work - German (RTL) - Now THIS. THIS is what an average German dub *should* be. Break that status quo RTL, goddamn. The soft smooth voice contrasting very well with the beat along with the lyrics giving him the fair advantage of sounding near ascending. - Icelandic - eurovision dub - French - The very strong voice really works very well for the rock beat! - Portuguese (Brazil) - I feel like the lyrics could be a BIT better at parts (as well as the flow of saying the team's name), but overall the singer sounds great
- Great!**
- Italian - Danish - Norwegian - Spanish (Spain) - Czech - A fairly standard dub but god, I love the voice, I love the flow, I love the lyrical prowess at play here, Jan just did an amazing job as I knew he would - Polish - Adam :heart: :heart: - Hebrew - why is there an extra bark at the end - Finnish (Yle) - Spanish (Latin America) - Russian - Taiwanese Mandarin
- deeeecent....**
- Swedish - Slovene - Croatian - ik they thought they were cute but I didn't like how the singer kept singign PAW Patrol when he wasn't supposed to - Dutch - Bulgarian - Korean - points are deducted for not dubbing the main "PAW Patrol, PAW Patrol" parts and leaving them undubbed. The actual dubbed parts sound nice enough, but where are the rhyme schemes? - Malay - Romanian - the singer wants to be Raul so bad but he's not - Portuguese (Portugal) - Kazakh (Nickelodeon) - again, don't like the lack of backing vocals but the singer has a nice voice. would be a much better dub with some tuning and good mixing - Amharic - It's a very guilty-pleasure-sleeper-slap dub, but it's Amharic, I really can't ask for perfection could I? It's a sweet dub!
- Persian (Soren)**
- Persian (Soren)
- mid patrol mid patrol**
- German (Nickelodeon) - I just don't like this one, sorry. But honestly a lot more effort than the dubs below, I still couldn't bring myself to call it quite 'decent' - Finnish (Nickelodeon) - Slovak (V1) - Chinese Mandarin - it's literally just the Taiwanese intro but not as powerful - Hungarian - god fucking damn I don't like the lead singer's voice, jeeez. whatever happened to Hungarian dubs man - Serbian - it feels like the singer doesn't exactly know what he wants to do - Urdu - Persian (ToyToy) - Ukrainian - Arabic - Again, there's an effort, but wooow that voice is as emotive as a rock, and the lyrics aren't great either - Albanian (Tring) - I can clearly tell there was an attempt here but I don't like or really care about his voice, it's not strong enough and doesn't pack the punch that it should. And it's one of the dubs that does not bother with backing vocals, which doesn't make it much better. - Welsh - Uzbek (Aqlvoy) - Macedonian - we makin it out of adventure bay w this one
- we won't be there on the double**
- Turkish - ooouch - Slovak (V2) - DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH LMAOOOO - Hindi - Thai - sooo boriiiingg - Cantonese - an average hong kong dub job (so its not that good) - Kazakh (Balapan) - what the fuck
Care Bears: Unlock the Magic Theme [V1][]
Ranking Date: June 6, 2023
- Care Bears: Unlock the Magic - Theme Song (Ranking)*
- AMAZING**
- Italian - Persian (Digitoon) - Zulu - is the joke getting old yet - English - Of course, the original is at the top, who would've guessed, it sounds pretty and ascending as hell and I don't think any version will quite live up to it.... well...... maybe until tomorrow....
- GOOD**
- French (I like the France version more than I like the Canada version btw) - Portuguese (Portugal) - nah bc why did they go so hard for this hello, you can actually hear the fierce tone of voice in the male like he knows he is hitting the goddamn mic even as the song ends, I gotta give a shitty dubbing country props for once yanno, I'm just impressed - Korean - simplicity is key in some cases. this version doesn't do anything exceptional that puts it on the same plane as the original but what it does do is be cute. what it does do is have a nice rhyme scheme. that's why Korea understood the assignment. you'll think more fondly of this version than you will some of the middier ones because they actually knew what they wanted to do and they passed the test, and that, I say, is so admirable
- ok....**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - I see the vision, this sounds pretty good in HQ I just don't like the robotic voice, and I feel like SOME PEOPLE would be way nicer on the dub if it didn't exist - Hebrew - it's so borriiiinggggggggggggggggggggg i feel like nobody in the studio really cared when recording this but kinda cute in a 'guilty pleasure' way so it goes one place above.... - Spanish (Latin America) - miiiiid mid as fuck. it doesn't even give me nostalgia from not hearing it for so long unfortunately. yall can continue gassing it up but literally this is awful and not well composed whatsoever, its so all over the place and the lead singer sounds so bored, her opera sounding voice does not clash well with the song
- i do not care**
- Arabic - bro :sob: can Lebanon sing well at least once. ONCE. ITS NOT THAT FUKCING HARD THE INTRO IS NOT COMPLEX ITS NOT DIFFICULT THERE IS A CLEAR STEP TO THE SONG THAT ONE HAS TO FOLLOW HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK IT UP AT THIS POINT JUST OUTSOURRCE THE GODDAMN SONG OR DONT DUB IT AT ALL ACTUALLY EVERNOE WOULD APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDNT ATTEMPT IT BECAUSE THEN OUR EARS WOULD BE SPARED GOD FUCKING DAMNIT so yeah this is a bad dub, which is hilarious bc this would never happen to me because I have a unique voice that is able to actually control itself and sense when its spewing shit UNLIKE IMAGINE FLOP PRODUCTION FILMS FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAUGH
Let's Go Together! (Jelly Jamm)[]
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Ranking Date: June 5, 2023
- Jelly Jamm - Theme Ranking*
- SLAPPY JAMM**
- Brazilian Portuguese (TV Brasil / ZooMoo Kids #1 Instrumental) - this one is completely unironic btw - Arabic (Basma) - Albanian - English (Singapore) - English (original) - Italian - Japanese - wonda in the staaaars - Spanish (Spain) - I was on the fence about LASP but listening to this dub made me realize its basically a way more energetic take than what Mexico did
- Goody Jamm**
- Spanish (Latin America) - oooough; not aaas good as EUSP but I LIKE this one, it has that spice I feel like a lot of dubs below are missing - French - kind of a sleeper slap tbh? - European Portuguese (V2) - this version basically fixes everything I felt was weird about the V1 version) - Indonesian - same here, definitely a sleeper slap but I like it a lot, it picks up on the "let's go together" part quite a significant bit - European Portuguese (V1) - another sleeper slap, cool (I love how the 'magia' line was sung - did not like how they sung the "junta-te a nos") - Brazilian Portuguese (Tempo Filmes) - these dubs are actually good you guys are unreasonably mean lmao - Brazilian Portuguese (BKS) - it sounds cute! it's camp
- middy jamm**
- Swedish - definitely one of the better mid dubs. this one makes for a good filler listen even if I'm not a huge fan of the lead singer's voice - Turkish - Polish - I think with a stronger singer this could've been a way better dub, but as it stands its just ok - Mandarin (Taiwan) - well there was an attempt and it sounds nice enough - Hungarian - its fine. its a fine dub. I don't have anything harsh to say about it it just exists. it could be better. they *tried*. there are ya happy
- what**
- Arabic (IPH) V1 - Arabic (IPH) V2 - ok initially I was ranking this one the same as the first but no the changes made here have made the intro significantly worse - Brazilian Portuguese (ZooMoo Kids #2 Instrumental)
We'll Be There (We Bare Bears)[]
Ranking Date: June 5, 2023
- We Bare Bears - Theme (Ranking)*
- AMAZING**
- Portuguese (Portugal) - Persian (UPTV) - Persian (IRIB) - Hebrew (V2) - no question. absolutely the best rendition of the opening. - Italian - I still can't believe that's not a woman lmao - English - never can go wrong with a little Estelle - Japanese :heart: - Russian - this version is so fucking good I love that they manage to flow "tut kak tut" in a way that sounds mysterious and its really hard to put it in words - Turkish - Danish - Portuguese (Brazil) - lol, did you think it was gonna be low? - Greek - Polish - lol, did you think it was gonna be low?
- Good!**
- Slovene - Romanian - (one of the) top of this goddamn tier. love you Raul - German. I like V1 way more than I like V2 but theyre like basically the same in theory - Dutch - Spanish (Spain) - ONE EPISODE ONLY SLAPPED!! - Malay - so cute sjfnd di siniii - Korean - this one feels a bit empty but honestly I love it mostly for the backing vocal - Finnish - Swedish - I feel like the mixing is a bit off but I ain't gonna knock a great dub down - Arabic - thank god Egypt took the helm on this - Mandarin (Taiwan) - definitely lower end but auugh this is adorable
- Persian (Mahbang)**
- Persian (Mahbang) - I can't describe it but I did not enjoy listening to this and I feel unsafe and I'm locking my windows now
- ok....**
- Tamil & Telugu - they are so CUTE SO CUTE. why is this better than Hindi?? what happened - Croatian - Serbian - too's mommy - Mandarin (China) - Hindi - Hebrew (V1) - ITS SO BORING ALONA WOULDVE DID SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER IF IT WASNT LOST - French - OURS POUR UN ET UN POUR TOUS - Norwegian - I can't describe it but I did not enjoy listening to this and I feel unsafe and I'm locking my windows now - Bulgarian - why is the audio in LQ what - Spanish (Latin America) - listen, I see the vision but I fucking hate her voice, sorry - Hungarian - Czech
- we won't be there :fire:**
- Indonesian - Cantonese - thai, i didn't even want to listen to the full thing I just fucking can't. I fucking can't/.
Barbapapa Around the World Ending[]
Ranking Date: April 21, 2023
(Barbapapa:ATW Ending)
- FUCKING FANTASTIC**
- French :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: - Japanese - Italian (2006) - Dutch
- Great!**
- Slovak - MUCH better, Natalia - Italian (2002) - so much of an upgrade her quiet soft sounding voice fits so well
- could've been so much better**
- Mandarin - English - still cringyyyymm - Danish (V2) - Swedish - Danish (V1) - ok this version is so adorable. but why tf is it not properly dubbed? why is it being sung over.. Norwegian?? w ht is going on
- Bad**
- Spanish - well... its better than the intro. vaguely - Finnish - she doin too much its embarrassing
Barbapapa Around the World Theme[]
Ranking Date: April 21, 2023
(Barbapapa:ATW Opening)
- Danish (V1)**
- Danish (V1)
- FUCKING FANTASTIC**
- Dutch - its so good dude. the singer is really feeling the song and has a great flow and the lyrics are great - Italian (2006)
- Great!**
- Japanese - it's so cuteee ^^ - French :heart: :heart: - Mandarin - Korean
- could've been so much better**
- English - oh my goddd its so cringy uighhhh...... but I like her voice she just can't sing that well - Slovak - gets very much better near the end but its like. fine. its a fine dub. don't have much to say about it and didn't even know where it would rank - Italian (2002) - Danish (V2) - I think the remade instrumental is super cute but its not enough to carry the dub, I think its just.. fine
- Bad**
- Spanish - the voice is cute but not compelling, I don't feel the typical Spaniard love here, its not a very competently put together dub - Swedish - part of my judgement is probably that the quality here is god awful but still, it ain't that good - Finnish - there is nothing redeemable about this, she is just singing words
Monster High (2022) Theme [V2][]
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Ranking Date: April 12, 2023
ok I re-ranked it bc halfway through I forgot I already did this
- BOO-TACULAR**
- HEBREW - ALONA SLAYED!!!!!!!!!!! - English - It's hard to beat such an impressive adequate banger of an original version, and honestly, most of the dubs don't hold a single candle to it, it's a shame. But it's Nickelodeon so.. - French - SFNDJG THIS VERSION IS SO GOOD.. the lyrics are so cute the singer is great oh my godd - Norwegian - this version literally just does everything right. - Swedish - having the male rap part being voiced by a woman just scratches the right itch. it all sounds awesome! - German (both V1 and V2 but I like V2 more) - well, Germany surprised me, damn. what a well put together version honestly
- Great!**
- Dutch - expected nothing more from my wife Netherlands - Danish - personally I know Denmark can bang a lot more than that but it's still great
- mmmmehhh**
- Spanish (Spain) - I should hate this one more but oddly I don't - Hungarian - Modern day Hungary could do worse! but personally there's a lot that isn't too well put together here - Polish - unfortunately Adam couldn't save this and he was off here too.. not a huge fan but I see the attempt - Portuguese (Brazil) - If the singers were a bit more enthusiastic to be there I would rank this one higher (pun intended) - Spanish (Latin America) - this version had POTENTIAL.. I want to like it more I WANT TO LIKE YOU - Portuguese (Portugal) - ok the singers are TOO enthusiastic here and it sounds weird.. we're even - Finnish - I honestly don't hate this one that much but the mixing (if its not even the finalized version at that) is awful and the main voice definitely is.. something. Please stop pronouncing "monster" as "monschur"
- WHAT**
- Malay - its not even that bad but sorry I don't like this
LEGO Monkie Kid Theme[]
Ranking Date: March 20, 2023
- LEGO MONKIE KID THEME SONG RANKING**
- AMAZING**
- Mandarin (China): holy FUUUUCK - English: Does this even shock anyone? It's the original language, it's awesome - Korean - Japanese: is the Japan y'all hate so much?
- Great**
- German: damn ok Germany sing your ass off this time around - Persian (Digitoon) V1 (we dont talk about V2 - Cantonese: On the lower end, but I like the vibe of the opening. Would be sexier in PAL - Hungarian: RARE MODERN DAY HUNGARY W and esp compared to most of the other CEE dubs..
- oooook!**
- Polish: nice but NOOOO IT WASNT ADAM - French - Bulgarian - Hebrew: THANK GOD IT WASNT GILAN - Serbian: on the much lower end for doing the bare minimum - Thai: I actually think half of these versions should be upset with themselves for betting beaten by Thailand. CARTOON NETWORK Thailand.
- mmmmmeh**
- Italian:ggrgrdesd I fucking hate ghis voice so frucking muchj I amm going to destorhy tha tmcirophoeng that he nhjis cdholding adn he will hoinelny know grtur epain - Mandarin (Taiwan) - Spanish (Latin America): mil aventuras en famlia :joy: - Dutch - Romanian: It wasn't Raul. - Portuguese (Portugal) Lol - Norwegian: Scandinavia.. :worried: - Swedish: OK. - Danish: Is he allergic to getting close to the mic - Malay: ok this dude is singing in a completely different pitch while his parents are home get him to curfew
- wot**
- Arabic: Does this even shock anyone? It's Lebanon, it's weird - Czech: The voice is god awful but I see what they tried to do here ok - Turkish: Congratulations, I fucking hate the world and all who inhabit it. Life fucking sucks. What is even the point
Mew Mew Power Theme[]
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Ranking Date: March 18, 2023
FANTASTIC. - English - obviously. Of course this is top tier - Danish - a modest slap, but when does Danmark ever disappoint?
Good! - Dutch - Netherlands drops yet another expected W. The timing on the vocals could be a bit better but I overall don't have any huge complaint - Hebrew - on the much lower end but this version is cute haha, I love how she sings the "when you're falling in love" line in a very cheeky tone and the extra vocals really help ascend it from getting the Meh ranking
meh... - French (V2) - I like the voice a bit better than the first one (though a bit unfitting like why does it sound like Rainbow Dash is singing this), I feel like there's much more of a shit being given here so it goes one place higher - French (V1) - mmmok Belgie tried. Belgie tried. I feel like the love isn't all there but the sheer attempt is cute
The WotWots - Portuguese (Brazil) - yeah yeah laugh at me I'll take the L on this one. That wasn't a very enjoyable listen yeah yeah blah blah but it's Centauro and I totally feel like this is some complex plot from the Colombians to sink Brasil's poor reputation deeper for absolutely no reason - Spanish (Latin America) OH MY GOD THAT IS SO MUCB WORSE OH MY LORDD
Moon Girl Magic (Marvel's Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur) [V1][]
Ranking Date: February 15, 2023 (original version), February 23, 2023 (revised version)
- Moon Girl Ranking*
- MOON GIRL SLAYGIC**
- English - Romanian :heart: :heart: fuck you DCVI how is ROMANIAN the best dub ever - Japanese - this took a while to let soak but I actually think this is pretty GOOD - Danish - French
- It's Good, but..**
- Dutch - such a modest slap I love her - Norwegian - this is mixed so bad. but I can tell there's a good version here, it is vocally better than MOST of these.. hope for more episodes to see if this is fixed - Italian - I can't say I outright hate this version but it could've been so much better. again the ending part is much better than the main vocal for Lu (but it's still not even all that good) - Portuguese (Brazil) - hehe I like that the backup singers repeat the "..mais" - Korean - Lu part is kind of a sleeper but it picks up a tiny bit. they did fine - Spanish (Latin America) - I feel like Argentina would've done so much better
- ehhhhhhmmm**
- Swedish - this version is weird but after letting it soak I don't think it's.. that bad - Greek - end part is pretty good! the rest is not! please recast Lu!! - Polish - I'm really so disappointed in what Poland is doing this year.. jesus christ.. this voice is horrible, the lyrics are horrible, man just.. - Finnish - they disappointed me so bad, but the end part isn't.. that bad. could've benefitted from a better main singer - Portuguese (Portugal) - well they..... tried
- fuck off**
- German - lol - Turkish - how the fuck is this Disney (I think the end part isn't that bad in comparison to the main vocalist but it wasn't enough to save this trash. Do better Imaj, seriously. it's 2023. get your actual act together.) - Spanish (Spain) - this is what secondhand embarrassment sounds like. "yo soy moon girl" get tf out of here with this nonsense bro
original version (put it in a tabber)
- Moon Girl Ranking*
- MOON GIRL SLAYGIC**
- English - Romanian :heart: :heart: fuck you DCVI how is ROMANIAN the best dub ever - Japanese - this took a while to let soak but I actually think this is pretty GOOD - Danish - French
- It's Good, but..**
- Norwegian - this is mixed so bad. but I can tell there's a good version here, it is vocally better than MOST of these.. hope for more episodes to see if this is fixed - Dutch - such a modest slap I love her - Portuguese (Brazil) - hehe I like that the backup singers repeat the "..mais" - Korean - Lu part is kind of a sleeper but it picks up a tiny bit. they did fine - Italian - I can't say I outright hate this version but it could've been so much better. again the ending part is much better than the main vocal for Lu (but it's still not even all that good) - Spanish (Latin America) - I feel like Argentina would've done so much better
- ehhhhhhmmm**
- Swedish - this version is weird but after letting it soak I don't think it's.. that bad - Greek - end part is pretty good! the rest is not! please recast Lu!! - Finnish - they disappointed me so bad, but the end part isn't.. that bad. could've benefitted from a better main singer - Portuguese (Portugal) - well they..... tried - German - lol
- fuck off**
- Turkish - how the fuck is this Disney (I think the end part isn't that bad in comparison to the main vocalist but it wasn't enough to save this trash. Do better Imaj, seriously. it's 2023. get your actual act together.) - Spanish (Spain) - this is what secondhand embarrassment sounds like. "yo soy moon girl" get tf out of here with this nonsense bro
===LoliRock Theme
Ranking Date: February 13, 2023
- French
- Serbian
- English
- The instrumental itself
- Portuguese (Brazil)
- Italian
- Portuguese (Portugal)
- Hebrew
there thats my ranking
Nel segno di Winx (Winx Club)[]
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Ranking Date: February 10, 2023
- Winx Club OP1 ranking*
- FANTASTICAL**
- Italian - English (V2) - Armenian - this version is SO CUTE. I love the instrumental even more here than the original if I'm to be honest with you - Romanian (Fast) - GOD I LOVE YOU - Ukrainian - does this version have imperfections? yes. is it so much more beautiful for that? YES!!!!!
- Great!**
- Croatian - well.. its not Project 6. but I don't think this version is all that bad? it just has a very unique flow that makes it shine a lot. you can tell the girls really had fun recording this one - Serbian - Dutch (Extended version) - WHJY DIDNT THEY JuST GO WITH THIS - Portuguese (Brazil) - a bit timely mixed but FINALLY, a version with pure energy - Polish - Russian (STS, V1) - much much MUCH better. I love the effects of the intro and the backing vocals really complete it - Slovene (V1 = V2) - Russian (STS, V2) - I can't really articulate why I like it less, eh. maybe its because I listened to a pile of shit two audios before and the shock was the after effects of that - Turkish
- Good..**
- French - Greek - Czech (Prima) - MUCH of an improvement, my god. still I think its only just "alright", nothing to write home about - Hungarian (V2) - Korean - German (V2) - Norwegian - German (V1) - Hebrew
- ok....**
- English (V1) - lol the accent is funny. otherwise there's nothing very remarkable about this version, I didnt even know where to rank it - Dutch (Series) - I want to like this version much more than I do. but its not all that good.. - Portuguese (Portugal) (V2) - Urdu - this version is pretty cute I'll give it that - Finnish - Catalan - THEY TRIED. like I feel the energy. maybe I'm being too mean. but I don't like the voice - Spanish (Spain) - I don't really know where to rank this one, again I feel the energy (I know you're tired of me saying that.), but I think it just sounds like okay. maybe its that the vocals aren't mixed too well. oh well, not an awful dub - Romanian (Empire) - I'm severely disappointed. I can't even believe that they dubbed the midder one - Portuguese (Portugal) (V1) - Spanish (Latin America) - lol ofc Etcetera flopped - Hungarian (V1) - Hindi - why are they singing about sausages and milk - Vietnamese (HTV3) - Macedonian - Irish - Welsh - Hungarian (V2) - they tried but godddd no I hate that voiceee - Arabic (V1) - I FEEL the energy, they are really trying but uh.. yeah no. very uncoordinated version..
- BAD :skull:**
- Thai (TIGA) - wtf is up with the lack of backing vocals and the singer not really singing the song correctly? despite this however, I don't.. despise it? compared to the rest below - Arabic (V2) - I like the voice *more* than V1 but this is an even worse listen. man - Czech (Barrandov) - Thai (Boomerang) - well ok it could've sounded worse. the first uh, 4 seconds were nice - Russian (Nickelodeon) - oh baby thats.. thats not - Slovak - good fucking bye
Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart Theme[]
Ranking Date: February 2, 2023
- Mao Mao*
- AMAZING**
- Italian - Polish - German - English - Spansh (Spain) - GODDDD that high note :heart: - Finnish - Bulgarian - Slovene - Romanian - French (despite the low quality)
- Great!**
- Dutch - Portuguese (Portugal) - I LOOOOST - Thai - Korean - Norwegian - Japanese - I feel like I can't rank this version much due to the vocals being really low but the og singer did nicely here, just not ascending persay - Swedish
- Good,**
- Danish - would be higher but not so much a fan of her soft spoken vocals - Hungarian - Croatian - not my ultimate fave but I love the backing vocals a lot - Portuguese (Brazil)
- okay...**
- Russian - sounds like a professional fandub honestly, but not so bad. LOVE the last note - Spanish (Latin America) - Serbian - Persian - would be a bit higher if there was a different singer and there were backing vocals - Mandarin - its a CYUUUUUTE :heart: :heart: version, but cute doesn't always equate to good - Czech - uh.. they tried, I see the effort but uh.... that voice :sob: SO unfitting
- BYE**
- Turkish - they tried
The Bha Bha Song (We Baby Bears)[]
Ranking Date: January 27, 2023
- We Baby Bears*
- SLAPARRONI AND CHEESE**
- Italian - English = Japanese = Korean = Mandarin (I'm ranking the latter 3 based on how they were intended to be heard, not the official cuts because oh my GOD they suck) - Bulgarian - Polish
- Good!**
- German - Romanian - Slovene - Danish - could've went so much harder - Hungarian - Russian - Serbian - pfffft the beginning part
- ok?**
- Portuguese (Brazil) - Spanish (Latin America) - def a sleeper slap but I don't like the choir of children singing - Croatian - Project 6 would've done so much better - Dutch - I love that it's "laaa la laaaa" here - Norwegian - Czech - Finnish
- SBVGFHSBVGHSHAB GHBHGFnSDFJSGSHBGFAHFS&**
- Swedish - I don't want to be mean but I hate her voice - Thai - they um. they gave it a go - Arabic - Turkish - MY EARS
Littlest Pet Shop (2012) Theme[]
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Ranking Date: January 26, 2023
- LITTLEST SLAP SHOP**
- Spanish (Spain) - Danish - English - Swedish - Dutch - this version is SO CUTE.. - Italian (V1) = Italian (V2) - I love and adore both equally honestly, just that I prefer V1 slightly more due to the younger voice - Vietnamese :heart: :heart: - Norwegian - I fucking love the rhyme scheme here - Greek - extremely rare Power Music W - Portuguese (Brazil) - PODEEEMOS SER (POODEEMOOOOS, PODEEMOOOOS)
- Littlest Good Shop!**
- Portuguese (Portugal) - Ukrainian - modest sleeper slap - Korean - French - Czech - PLEASE KEEP HIRING SDI :heart: - Russian - Hebrew - Hungarian - I love the "yay, yay"'s - Spanish (Latin America) - Romanian (PAL) - fight me - Polish (V2) - oh god much better, like, objectively. but I still won't be gassing it up - Finnish - I wish it was a lot better than it is, I don't really like her voice??, but its not an awful listen? lower end 4 shure
- littlest ok shop**
- Polish (V1) - love her energy but I don't think it's that good - German - Turkish - once again, loveee the energy but the voice just isn't it - Slovene - Serbian (Mini) - Arabic - again, could've been so much better but could've been so, so much worse - Serbian (Minimax) - honestly I just love the da's - Persian - they gave it a go. not even sure where to properly rank this one honestly - Macedonian - pretty much an eh dub. sounds like they just grabbed some random child to start spitting on the mic. but I wouldn't say its outright awful
- you can't be what you wanna be**
- Bulgarian
The Loud House Theme[]
Ranking Date: January 26, 2023
- The Loud House*
- THE BASED HOUSE***
- Polish - obviously. holy crap man. Adam sang his ass off they aren't paying him enoughh - Danish - English - Russian - German - Croatian - HAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA (also Lily's voice omg fjdngj) - Spanish (Spain) - smacked Mexico on its face - Japanese - god I just adore how this one sounds - Hungarian - ITT A HAZBAN, MINDIG GAZ VAN - Swedish - Sinhala - Finnish - the main vocals are alright but oh my god the "Nain on meilla" part.... so beautiful
- The Good House!***
- Vietnamese - Korean - Czech - Jan sang his ass off here, but I don't feel too strongly about the choir - Portuguese (Portugal) - same here lol - Greek - objectively a good version, but I don't like how deep the voice is honestly - Norwegian - Bulgarian - French - Dutch - standard dub!
- the ok house***
- Italian - I mean it has a weird rhyming scheme and the child choir doesn't contrast too well but I honestly think its a cute version with a good lead - Hebrew - I feel like Gilan's seen better days - Romanian - Hawk Moth should stick to rapping in English - Portuguese (Brazil) - its not as bad as some people are making it out to be but yeah, Brasil kinda got beat out by Portugal here. wtf happened, how is Jullie contributing to this? - Slovene - interesting choice to have absolutely no other voices sing this (except at the near end) and having no backing vocals but it's not an awful version? - Persian (Mahbang) - I literally love the joke at the end where the title voice over guy has to speak over the family.. cute?? - Malay - Arabic - could've honestly been much worse, but could have also been so much better - Serbian - I love that the singer says the last two lines with the same tone of voice, makes the dub 0.5 percent memorable - Persian (MBC Persia) - they gave it a go - Spanish (Latin America) - I'm literally on the floor, sleeping - Cantonese - Mandarin (Taiwan) - the end part goes harder than the students of Rosa Dipierro
- bruh***
- Indonesian (V2). I'm not ranking V1 because its essentially the same and V2 is like the finalized product. but what the fuck was that. holy shit. don't give Funshine the mic ever agoddamngain. - Thai - Wow! I feel all the emotions with this dub!
Barbapapa: One Big Happy Family! Theme[]
Ranking Date: January 23, 2023
- Barbapapa (2019)*
- FUCKING AMAZING**
- Finnish (Nick Jr.) - don't even fucking touch me. This is EVERYTHING Yle WISHES it could do. I understand now Katz, I really do. - Hungarian - this version absolutely fucking ascends. God. I miss the days when I thought Hungary could literally do no wrong because holy goddamn fucking shit - French V1 - Swedish I LOVE YOU POPPY FROM TROLLS - Turkish - German
- Good!**
- Mandarin (China) - holy shit the decision to have the female voice sing along with the male voice. damn - Norwegian - Hebrew - English - standard average English dub - Portuguese (Brazil) - French V2 - Amharic - vocal direction couldve been a bit stronger but I likey - Czech - why the fuck did they wipe the floor with most CEE dubs
- right in the middle**
- Persian - BABABABABA BA BA BA - Russian - personally this version is nothing special but objectively its pretty good - Spanish (Spain) - kind of a boring version as well but its objectively good - Croatian - ok so everything else is fucking ass but GODDDD the roll call here :heart: :heart:
- Ok?**
- Danish - they kinda floppped???? I hate the roll call part but I kinda don't mind the main vocal part. I don't know this ranking is hard - Dutch - why is an old ass man assisting to sing this it does not sound good, - Bulgarian - Polish - tbh I'm mostly just disappointed. cuz like I literally know Poland can do better than this, I've seen it, I've LIVED it.. the Nickelodeon glitch spread to em ig - Malay - Romanian - the main part is good, passable. the fucking roll call though what the hell - Serbian - I think this would be higher if the bored male vocal wasn't there? but it's nice - Mandarin (Taiwan) - its fine! - Spanish (Latin America) - imagine gassing this version up - Slovene - honestly nothing special about this version either - European Portuguese - alternatively, the main part is fucking nails on a goddamn chalkboard (another Brasil W). but something about it screams "guilty pleasure". I'm torn.
- wtf**
- Italian this sounds like NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD how the hell do you get back all of the cast from the old dub and fuck up THIS badly man god I literally swear - Finnish (Yle) - this just makes me sad - Arabic - Indonesian - the fucking roll call :sob: ok ok - Thai. just. Thai.
Warriors (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)[]
Ranking Date: January 15, 2023
- GREAT**
Italian English V1 obviously English V2 Danish Greek Polish - didya expect anything less cos I sure didnt Romanian Swedish
- Good**
Finnish - oh they sang like the rent was DUE Norwegian - oh I like her voice a considerate amount :slight_smile: Dutch German Spanish (Spain) Japanese French V2 - yeah thats right. be scared. thats what I thought Arabic V2
- not quite good, not quite meh**
Portuguese (Portugal) - hm. stop surprising me Portugal Hungarian - this dub is almost good but the autotune holds it back a bit? Turkish V2 - thats a bit more like it.. but to call it good feels wrong Thai V1
- Meh**
Hebrew - its standard. its fine. they did a dub. they sang. good job Portuguese (Brazil) V1 - I'll defend this version till my last breath, but if I am to be honest its just.. fine Mandarin :sob: French V1 - they can ABSOLUTELY go harder than this.. what happened? Spanish (Latin America) V2 - slightly better due to some of the slight mixing corrections they made, but its essentially the same version Spanish (Latin America) V1 Korean Arabic V1 Turkish V1 (I am pissing off Jose so much today and I live for it) Indonesian - ok LMAO Portuguese (Brazil) V2 - pretty big downgrade honestly Thai V2 Cantonese
- did not even try why am I ranking these**
Persian - literally what. like I cant even pretend and say "oh this is a good version", WHAT.. oh hey I like the title voice over person's voice Albanian
2022[]
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Theme[]
Ranking Date: June 26, 2022
- SPECTACULAR**
English - might be biased but you can't beat a classic. V2 >>>>> V1 Greek (demo) - this comes close. EVERYTHING about it is absolutely amazing. All the voices are pretty spot on or at least sound fantastic. The melodies ascend me so much. good job Sierra. Malay (S9) - ADORABLEE Italian V2 - people won't agree but yes I'm batting so goddamn hard for this version Finnish French (Belgium) - though I like V1 much more than V2 Serbian (Mini) V2 - has interesting flow and choices that make me view it as absolutely fantastic. the vocals are so good and they had no right to pop off Persian (GEM) - most dubs can change the flow and you hate it because it doesn't work/sound right. GEM didn't do that. They changed the flow and the instrumental and owned it and dropped the mic
- Great**
Danish Swedish - adore the melodies so sooo much Norwegian - noot feeling it as much as the other Nordic versions?? but still absolute fantastic quality radiating from it Ukrainian - of course! what an absolute glow up deadass.. also the high note that's really hard to hear at the end but if you squint your ears you will actually ascend to the skies Japanese (S3-4) - for such new-to-the-game dubbers they really showed their A game for the intro German - they can have their W just this once. love how good this sounds Indonesian (S8-9) - the roll call is its biggest weakness but otherwise its so CUTE AND SOFT AAAA; Latin American Spanish (Live show) - absolutely gushing about how cute this is and how hard they went for a damn live show and yet the actual dub can't sound that fucking good like excuse me Turkish (V1) - Elsa did perfectly fantastic and wonderful that it's a shame they replaced her with someone who clearly cannot sing Vietnamese - another day another extended version slay Cantonese (Now TV) - slaying the intro in style! Arabic - cute lyrics and adorable sounding version Polish (S4-9) - still not much of a fave Polish (S1-3) - sounds great, dont like the "UUUUUU" backing vocal though ??
- Decent**
Croatian (demo) - Has strong parts and I love the ending. Twilight's voice is precious, the roll call bogs it down Czech (SDI Media) - WAY better than the last attempt Hebrew (DubiDub) - better than Videofilm's attempt as it has more voices; a lot of the melodies hit HARDER because of this. Mandarin (Taiwan) - sounds cuute, don't like the "My Little Pony" vocal though Dutch (JimJam) - still not a fave but it feels like it has more energy than SDI's attempt Faroese Greek (S7-8) - VERY slow start.. warmed up to it as it went on but still don't really like it. cute ending Hebrew (Videofilm) - not bad I just don't think it's anything special. Just sounds adorable. Very nostalgic cuz tbh I remember listening to this version a lot, so it gets props Malay (S1-8) - main part is good, has its strengths, but that roll call man Serbian (Mini) V1 Serbian (Minimax) V2 - that's more like it Slovene (POP TV) - more lively than Minimax's attempt for sure!
- Guilty pleasures** (catchy sleeper-slapperoni and cheeses that are very hard to place so I'll just put them under Decent)
Hindi Mongolian - this one in particular is so WEIRD. I don't know what to feel about it. there's a lot of parts where I'm like "NOPE ITS ASS" and then they turn around 2 seconds later and give the biggest slap in the century I don't understand what happened European Portuguese - by all accounts I SHOULD NOT LIKE THIS. The same singer barely changing her voice and a very weird flow? but I DO. IT WORKS. She owned it so much Romanian - once again, I shouldn't like this. They all sound like cute babies (well, they were at the time of recording which only strengthens my point) and Oradea has been known not to know how to sing. and yet... it tugs all the right strings to make me smile listening to it and enjoy it for what it is, a cute dub Thai (Boomerang) V2 - I love this version so so much, the vocals while a little slacking still sound really good and there's actually a clear effort to make this sound good, it's honestly the only true Thai intro for me.
- Meh**
Japanese (S5-6) - unfortunately, because Japan had previously left such a mark, South Korea didn't go as hard as I'd wish it did Russian - has great parts but again I'm not really feeling it Hungarian - not a fan however there was an attempt and it gets WAY better near the end, could've benefitted from some redubbing power Hungarian (demo) - WAYYYY better Twilight voice but unfortunately I didn't feel this one as much, has nearly the same issues and strengths, so it's just one place under the final version. Cantonese (ViuTV) - don't really hate this version too much, at least not the main lead vocal. however it drags on for way too long. I do not like the baby singing I'm sorry it bogs it down so much Dutch (SDI Media) - something about it feels too off Croatian (RTL) - slightly better than HRT I just don't think it's particularly noteworthy. not the best dub ever as people hyped it up to be Latin American Spanish - it's.. fine? it's fine (the demo is essentially the same not ranking it) European Spanish - MIDDDDDDDDD (also the demo is slightly better) Portuguese (Brazil) - well? I can admit when we flopped Turkish (V2) Persian (Kimiya) - its cute..?? ig???? wtf is the instrumental.. not feeling the vocals too much, GEM outsold Indonesian (S1-7) - Malaysia flop.. Czech (Studio Bar) - could've been worse ig Greek (S1-6) Serbian (Minimax) V1 - I mean, its Minimax Slovak - better than most of their attempts at dubbing Russian (demo) Slovene (Minimax) Slovene (demo) - girl work on your singing a bit Thai (TIGA) V1 - feels super empty honestly Macedonian Bosnian
- No** (notice how many of these are demos.. imagine the disappointment in August/September 2011..)
Serbian (demo) - like literally where are any backing vocals to elevate the vocals Lithuanian (demo) Latvian (demo) Brazilian Portuguese (demo) - they surely tried it Romanian (demo) - TOTUL FRUMOOOOOS Polish (demo) - lol wtf even happened here Thai (TIGA) V2 - thanks I hate it even more Kazakh - at no point did I feel anything that they were throwing down Estonian - don't like that voice it doesn't really work well. they tried it Croatian (HRT 2) - sorry I cant even put it in SPECTACULAR as a joke it just makes me feel nothing, the raspy voice is so awful, stop the pain Thai (Boomerang) V1 - JSNGJNHSDBNGHGNJSG French (Canada) - wtf was that Tamil - girl what the hell are you doing ??! Persian (Persian Toon) - yea it doesnt get worse than that. PONY KUCHULUUUUU
Powerbirds Theme[]
Ranking Date: April 14, 2022
- GREAT**
Brazilian Portuguese Persian - unironically. Im serious Hungarian - yknow what I'll give them one W
- Good, but could be better**
Hebrew Czech - would be in the same ranking even if it was mixed better I fear
- Mid**
European Portuguese - sry bias aside I haaate the voices waaah Latin American Spanish Chinese Mandarin
- What the fuck**
Serbian Romanian :broken_heart:
- Slovene**
Slovene
- Vietnamese**
Vietnamese
2021[]
Twipsy Theme[]
Ranking Date: April 17, 2021
SLAPIUNEEEE English Finnish German (Germany wins.... this time) European Spain (V1)
Good!! European Portugal French Italian
Ok Polish Korean (super forgettable tbh) European Spain (V2)
What the actual fuck Basque
2020[]
Voici venir les Barbapapa (Barbapapa)[]
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Ranking Date: December 28, 2020
FUCKING AMAZING YAYAYYAA Dutch Swedish (first?) = Swedish (second?) - the laid back role calling in both really helps too French - its not AS good as Dutch but I still love it Italian (first version) - once again, the laid back role calling is just :heart: :heart: yasss Spanish (Spain, the dubbed one) - FUCK YES UNFFFF
Great Norwegian (second) - man it would be surely great if the fucking role call didnt ruin it Danish - man it would be surely great if the fucking role call didnt ruin it Japanese (DVD) Hebrew Slovak American English - This version is extremely fun I could kiss it
Okay German - a LOT of energy but its one of the meh intros tbh Korean - role call couldve been a BIT bettter Standard Mandarin (V2) - I fucking adore the role call so muchh Finnish - man it would be surely great if the fucking role call didnt ruin it
Um Canadian English **(man it would be surely great if the fucking role call didnt ruin it)** Portuguese (Brazil) Italian (second version) ***(man it would be surely great if the fucking role call didnt ruin it)*** Hungarian - I just. okay????? Japanese (TV) Portuguese (Brazil, the one with the role call) - were they even thinking
bruh Arabic Spanish (Latin America) - bofa dem Spanish (Spain, the voice over one) Standard Mandarin (V1) - what the actual shit Persian - WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT
Ollie's Pack Theme[]
Ranking Date: October 26, 2020
NUT Latin American Spanish - AJ FHSBBGFSDVGJSD GJS :heart: :heart: :heart: ,# W<En MUCHO BIEN gjkDNGjDDg English Danish Swedish - I love the voice :heart: <3
Good Norwegian - sekk Romanian :heart: :heart: :heart: :sparkling_heart: :pinkiepog: German Dutch Bulgarian - RADISTA Polish Hebrew - usha mel
Okay French Croatian - I love the lowkey vibe Hungarian Czech Russian Slovene - OLLI GRI
Bruh! Serbian
SO bad that I needed to give it another fucking tier Brazilian Portuguese. Just. help
Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart Theme [V1][]
Ranking Date: October 2, 2020
POGGERS English = Japanese Korean - the fucking logo omg Norwegian Romanian - is it even possible for a Romanian dub to be this good Italian - SJSBNSDGJDNGJDGHDBHGBSJGDNJGJSGFnXJ German :heart: :heart: <3 Polish - the oooo's man. the OOOOO's
Great European Spanish :heart: :heart: <3 Danish European Portuguese French <3 Hungarian Latin American Spanish Dutch
Good Russian Bulgarian Finnish - singer is doing too much Swedish - unfortunately just not as good as Norwegian and Danish Thai Persian V1
Meh Czech - would be higher but what the FUCK is that leading voice Brazilian Portuguese - cmon Brazil..... CMON Taiwanese Mandarin - meow meow :3
What Persian V2
you know what I'm just gonna be honest I have NO idea how to feel about this one but it surely isn't any of the above tiers thats for sure Turkish